
Alright you jackals, here are your comments of the week. Actually a pretty good batch. I would have searched harder for more but it’s the Friday before Memorial Day Weekend and I’ve been busy doing curls for the girls in front of the mirror, so here’s what I came up with. Like I’ve said before, you may be a strange, deviant bunch, but occasionally you shine.
Porn Stars Can’t Open Bank Accounts
Commenter: shitywok – Chick sits in front of a webcam all day and darts her mitt for cash. I’m not a banker but I respect that.
“Darts her mitt” is one of the funniest ways I’ve ever heard to describe a chick masturbating. It’s almost like secret code. You could drop that in casual conversation and nobody would know what you’re talking about, and that’s why it’s so perfect.
Star Trek Apologizes For Alice Eve In Her Underwear
Commenter: bungholesurfer – New low in my life. Bathroom at work was out of order today so they brought in a porta-potty for us to use. Saw this video of Alice Eve and thought about jerking it in the Male/Female port-potty P.S. – By thought about it, I mean I did it.
This one holds a special place in my heart because when I worked construction I used to beat off in the porta potty all the time. Top 3 most disgusting things a human can do. Like almost to the point where anyone who does it should get a psychiatric evaluation. Just shows the power of the male sex drive I suppose. Sometimes you just need to pound your dick to completion in a filthy plastic shit box.
How Much Pussy Would You Get If You Owned Crisp P Bacon The Wheelchair Pig
Commenter: tvdefrancesco - I always wanted to get head from a girl in electric wheelchair. She’d just open her mouth and move the joystick back and forth
Sex with handicapped girls is always an entertaining topic of conversation, and imagining getting your dick suck by a broad just toggling her electric wheelchair joystick back and forth is an A+ fantasy. Best part about it would be busting your nut and being like “well I gotta go. I’d invite you but the place I’m going isn’t wheelchair accesible. See ya.”
Charles Ramsey Gets Free Burgers For Life
Commenter: cantgetthestinkout - Because he’s black I bet that he finds a way to use up his “free burgers for life” deal before he dies.
I’ll be honest. I’m not 100% sure what this means. All I know is that it’s racist and it made me laugh. Best I can explain it.
Prague Creating Singles Only Trains
Commenter: pittsburgh1425 - The best is when a chick is standing on the platform at a spot where two trains meet, and she has to pick the car to her left or to her right. If she picks the car that you are walking in, she is DTF. It’s science.
I think this exact same thought every time I get on the train. Like she chose my side, she obviously wants the dick. Science indeed.
Commenter: pittsburgh1425 – My AOL chatroom game was on point. I didn’t just ask for “a/s/l,” I was asking “a/s/l/pics?” If you got a “15/f/pa/yes,” the pants came directly off.
Man did this bring me back. The good old days of trading pics in lesbian chatrooms, a/s/l all day just knowing you were talking to guys but it didn’t matter as long as they delivered with the goods. (Two A+ comments on one blog, gold star)
Lost Actress Playing Jodi Arias
Commenter: jimmy franchise – she looks like a fierce little minx. the type of chick that would totally laugh at my dick if i showed her it
Self deprecating is often the best kind of humor. And doesn’t it suck when you see an absolute next level smokeshow and your first thought is “Nope, I could never handle that.” Depressing, but all we can do is laugh I suppose…
Dishonorable Mentions:
1. imtough
Zero good comments this week.