Wednesday Afternoon Mailtime: Its Science

We talk about Lou Williams and his sister wives, whether or not we could do the threesome relationship, the NYC millionaire couple who are divorced and remarried but still live in the same apartment, and break down the latest "breakthrough" from Science.

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An hour and 15 minutes to help get you through the last full week of the MailTime Holiday Season. We talk about Lou Williams and his sister wives, whether or not we could do the threesome relationship, the NYC millionaire couple who are divorced and remarried but still live in the same apartment, and break down the latest “breakthrough” from Science. We also run through the most bizarre Amazon purchases our listeners have made through our affiliate shopping link – - and of course One Minute Man.

Just gotta make it to Friday and its officially MailTime Mode until the New Year. Almost there folks.

By KFC posted December 17th, 2014 at 2:30 PM

Dude Finds Woman With Exact Same Name As His Ex-Girlfriend To Take Her Place On “Platonic” Trip Around The World

I got a question for you - is this chick's boyfriend allowing her to go on this trip the biggest chump on the planet?

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TORONTOA Toronto man who made headlines last month by offering a free around-the-world air ticket to a woman with the same name as his ex-girlfriend has found Ms. Right. Jordan Axani, 28, and his then-girlfriend, named Elizabeth Gallagher, booked heavily discounted around-the-world air tickets in May, but their relationship ended and he didn’t want her ticket to go to waste. The ticket had a strict no-transfer policy, but since passport information was not required when booking, it can be used by any Canadian named Elizabeth Gallagher. Axani posted his offer last month on the popular Reddit social media website and received thousands of emails, including 18 from actual Elizabeth Gallaghers with Canadian passports. He’s now chosen his travel mate, Elizabeth Quinn Gallagher, a 23-year-old student and part-time office administrator from Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia. “It’s strictly a platonic trip. It’s going to be great,” Axani said. At first the new Elizabeth Gallagher thought a trip with a stranger whose ex-girlfriend’s name is the same as hers was “crazy,” but she hit it off with Axani after talking on the phone with him for hours. “It definitely did seem a little bit creepy at the beginning, but now that I talked to him, it’s less creepy and more awesome,” she said. She already has a boyfriend, though. “This is totally sort of like as friends,” she said. “I have a pretty serious boyfriend. We’ve been together for a while. We’re planning on buying a house and we have a puppy, so yeah, I’m not really looking for anything at all.” She acknowledged her boyfriend isn’t thrilled. “He understands that I’ve always wanted to travel, so while he’s not happy I’m taking off for nearly a month at Christmas with a random guy, he’s smiling through it,” she said.

I got a question for you – is this chick’s boyfriend the biggest chump on the planet? I think the answer is unequivocally yes. I got no problem with anybody else in this story. The dude Jordan has got the right plan – bitch ex girlfriend screwed him over and he already paid for the tickets, might as well find another chick to take her place. Can’t just take a friend because of the no transfer policy, gotta go find another Elizabeth Gallagher. Its a weird situation, but thats making the best of a situation where you could potentially lose out on a lot of cash.

I got no problem with the second Elizabeth Gallagher. She wants to travel, there’s this dude offering a free ticket to anyone with her name. Thats a free trip around the world. Kind of a bitch for jus bailing on her man but she’s probably weighed the pros and cons and determined a trip around the planet is better than her relationship.

But this boyfriend. This fucking clown who’s allowing his chick to travel around the world during fucking Christmas under the guise that its all “platonic” is completely and utterly ridiculous. I’d conservatively set the over/under for number of times these two fuck on their trip around the world at 375.5. She hit it off on the phone with him. He’s providing a free trip around the world. They’re visiting some of the most romantic places on earth together. He’s coming off a relationship and she’s clearly not happy with the dick her current boyfriend is breaking off. Both good looking people. This is absolutely the perfect storm for two people to have copious amounts of sex. If you let your girlfriend do this you are the biggest cuckold loser in the history of relationships. Have a spine for me one time, bro. For the sake of the male gender throw all this girl’s shit to the curb while she’s off galavanting around the planet getting fucked in a different country every night.

By KFC posted December 17th, 2014 at 1:40 PM

Guess That Ass

You're not gonna believe this, but shes an Instagram model in Australia.

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By KFC posted December 17th, 2014 at 12:50 PM

Serialously Episode 3 – Recapping “Rumors” And Gearing Up For The Finale

Our last Podcast about a Podcast before the season 1 finale.

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Our last Podcast about a Podcast before the season 1 finale. There’s no sugar coating it, Sarah Koenig is limping to the finish line here. I think she extended this season a couple episodes to try to milk this show for all its popularity. I think the past 2 shows have been some filler. And I think at this point listening to me, Feits, and BC argue about this show is probably more entertaining than Serial itself. This installment of Serialously we talk about episode 11 and lay out our final beliefs before tomorrow’s finale. Everyone pretty much has their mind made up:

Feits: Adnan did it. The ex-boyfriend motive and Jay’s story is enough for him.

BC: Adnan didn’t do it. Jay did it, and his story is filled with holes and lies and pins everything on Adnan

KFC: There’s no way theres enough evidence to have convicted Adnan. If you ask me my gut feeling, I think Jay did it, but I cant say for sure if Adnan was involved or not. I just know there’s not enough evidence to convince me.

Also, if you ever break up with someone and they end up dead somehow, you better pray that Feitelberg is not on the jury because that, and that alone, seems to be enough for him to put you in jail. And if you see Super Producer BC out in the streets protesting and doing “die-ins” and shit like that to get Jay put in prison, dont be surprised.

By KFC posted December 17th, 2014 at 12:00 PM

School Punishes Blind Kid By Taking Away His Cane And Replacing It With A Pool Noodle


KANSAS CITY, MO Parents are outraged after they say an elementary school punished their blind by replacing his cane with a pool noodle. Dakota Nafzinger attends Gracemor Elementary School in Kansas City.  The 8-year-old was born without eyes — something in the medical world known as Bilateral Anopthalmia. School District Spokeswoman Michelle Cronk tells FOX 4 in Kansas City that Dakota hit somebody with his cane on while riding the bus. She says they took away his cane and gave him a pool noodle because he needed something to hold. Cronk said Dakota fidgets without his cane. Dakota’s father, Donald Nafzinger, said his son lifts his cane sometimes and the bus driver thought he was using it violently. “They said they were going to give me this for the next two weeks,” Dakota said. Dakota’s family claims the cane was taken as a way of “humiliating” him for misbehaving. “All around, he’s a good little guy, and he shouldn’t be treated the way he’s being treated,” Donald Nafzinger said.

Hey Blindo maybe you shouldn’t have hit somebody on the school bus with your cane. Ever think about that? Your cane is to help you walk around without bumping into shit. Its not a weapon. So, if you’re gonna strike innocent children with your stick then you get a pool noodle, plain and simple. If you cant be trusted, you’re walking with a pool noodle for the next two weeks. I dont care if you were born without eyeballs, you dont get to be an asshole. Its not even a fair fight if the other kid doesn’t have any weapons. Bottom line is you were given your blindo cane as a gift and you proved you weren’t responsible enough to behave. So now you have your privileges revoked and you walk with a pool noodle. Simple cause and effect. If other children brought toys or objects to school and were acting up with them, those would be taken away too. Just because you aint got eyes doesnt mean you’re any different. Just be thankful they gave you a pool noodle as a replacement or you’d probably be stuck in the corner somewhere right now.

PS – How about the family still letting him stroll around with a noodle at home?? Cant get him another cane? You dicks.

By KFC posted December 17th, 2014 at 11:06 AM

Anna Kendrick On David Letterman Last Night Talking About Dildos

Theres my girl. Its like the only 2 things on her brain at any given moment is acapella music and sex. Basically just like me. Thats why we're soulmates.

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Previously, on Anna Kendrick is a not so subtle kinky little minx:

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Theres my girl. Its like the only 2 things on her brain at any given moment is acapella music and sex. Basically just like me. Thats why we’re soulmates. If anybody ever wanted to join me watching Girls Do Porn and Rockapella Carmen San Diego youtube clips, it would be Anna Kendrick. And she can experiment with that cat claw toy thing. That would be like the perfect date night for us two freaks. Anna, this is just me letting you know if you’d like to take me to the Pitch Perfect 2 premiere and then go home and do all the aforementioned things, I can clear my schedule and maybe, probably get permission to do so from my wife.

PS – This face just screams “Can I take it home with me, Dave?”

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PPS – Gosling had to take a crack at this right? No way you dont at least lob a text her way being like “hey saw your tweet about masturbating at my movie. Any interest in masturbating with my penis?”

By KFC posted December 17th, 2014 at 10:20 AM

NYC Premiere Of The Seth Rogen/James Franco Canceled After Terrorist Threats, Hollywood Stars Urge People To Still Go

Yea, I think I'm all set when it comes to risking it all for a James Franco/Seth Rogen movie.

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NY Post – Sony’s hackers are vowing a 9/11-style attack on moviegoers who attend “The Interview—” a threat so chilling that Thursday’s New York premiere of the film has been canceled. “Warning. We will clearly show it to you at the very time and places ‘The Interview’ be shown, including the premiere, how bitter fate those who seek fun in terror should be doomed to,” read a note purportedly written by the anonymous group Guardians of Peace. “Soon all the world will see what an awful movie Sony Pictures Entertainment has made. The world will be full of fear. Remember the 11th of September 2001. We recommend you to keep yourself distant from the places at that time. (If your house is nearby, you’d better leave.) Whatever comes in the coming days is called by the greed of Sony Pictures Entertainment. All the world will denounce the SONY.” The message was sent out at around 9:30 a.m. and was accompanied by the release of another set of files linked to Sony Entertainment CEO Michael Lynton, according the Los Angeles Times. Sony took the immediate and unusual step of telling theaters they can opt out of their commitments to show the movie. Then, late Tuesday night, Landmark Theatres said it was cancelling the movie’s New York premiere, scheduled for Thursday night at the Sunshine Cinema on the Lower East Side. No explanation was given for the cancellation, news of which was broken by Deadline Hollywood. Although the note is threatening, “There is no credible intelligence to indicate an active plot against movie theaters within the United States,” a federal law-enforcement source told The Post.

Daily Mail – As movie chains across the country slowly begin to announce that they will not screen the upcoming Sony film The Interview following threats of a terrorist act similar to 9/11, some Hollywood- A-listers are doing all they can to make sure the public gets out and sees the film. Judd Apatow, director Adam McKay and Mindy Project producer and star Ike Barinholtz all took to Twitter to denounce the threats, which come from the group Guardians of Peace, who are thought to be North Korean.  ’F”"k these terrorist threats. Now I’m going to see The Interview on Xmas day,’ wrote McKay on Tuesday. ’The idea that threats r going to stop people from going to a theater & laughing is so bleak… Now I’ve never wanted to see a movie more.’ Barinholtz was a little less extreme, tweeting; ‘The Interview is a fuc*ing hilarious movie and you should all go see it and not live in fear of some fuc*ed up country.’  Apatow responded to him, writing; ‘people will now want to see it to know why they are so afraid of it. So their plan to suppress it will ultimately backfire.’ Later in the night, Apatow took to Twitter again, saying; ‘I am not going to let a terrorist threat shut down freedom of speech. I am going to The Interview.’

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Listen I’m a red blooded American like the rest of you. I love freedom. I hate terrorists. I understand the notion of “not living in fear” and “not letting the terrorists win.” But I think I’m all set when it comes to risking it all for a James Franco/Seth Rogen movie. (Thats the official name of this movie, by the way: “The James Franco Seth Rogen Movie.”) Its just really not worth it. Do I really think these guys would somehow blow up the theater I’m in? No, not really. I dont really think that these guys are capable of pulling off a major attack but then again we didnt think they were capable of bringing one of the biggest companies in the world to its knees technologically, sooooo. This is just a simple risk/reward analysis on my part – best case scenario I get to see this James Franco Seth Rogen movie that undoubtedly sucks. Worst case scenario is I die in a tragedy. Thanks but no thanks. If that makes me a pussy or unAmerican or something, so be it. I think that just says that I have good taste in movies.

PS – People talking about just waiting till its leaked and downloading it are fucking crazy. I’d go to the theater on premiere night because I downloaded this thing on the internet. Have you seen what the fuck these guys can do on the computer? Everyone that downloads that movie on their computer is going to somehow contract an actual virus through their computer. Like a real disease that kills your body, not a computer virus.

PPS – This Is The End was actually hilarious but there’s just no way this North Korean movie is as good as that so I’m ok skipping it.

By KFC posted December 17th, 2014 at 9:30 AM

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