Troy Tulowitzki At Yankee Stadium

Tulo probably checking out apartments in Ny. pic.twitter.com/HLf6OzQiJe — BarstoolJJ (@BarstoolJJ) July 27, 2014 So this is a done deal right? You can say he is in town for a doctors appointment, all you want, but being at that game is personal. This is a sign to Colorado, about where he wants to go, and [...]

So this is a done deal right? You can say he is in town for a doctors appointment, all you want, but being at that game is personal. This is a sign to Colorado, about where he wants to go, and I like his style. There is no way he doesn’t get torn up in Colorado by the media and Tulo doesn’t give a shit cause he wants out and this is his heel turn. Colorado is a nice wholesome place and New York is the evil empire, and Tulo just let the world know he is ready to become the bad boy of the Bronx.

This feels just like when wrestlers would switch from WWF to WCW or back. They always would show up in the crowd or the back unexpected. Tulo and his boys are probably going to be out back throwing Brian Roberts around like the Outsiders did to Rey Mysterio.

By jj posted July 27th, 2014 at 2:12 PM

Lebron Going Back To Wearing Number 23

  Lebron announced today on Instagram (click the top image to enlarge) that he’s going to wear #23 again on the Cavs, ending weeks of speculation from the type of people who sit around wondering what number Lebron James is going to wear. So I guess this is meant to serve as a complete breakaway [...]

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Lebron announced today on Instagram (click the top image to enlarge) that he’s going to wear #23 again on the Cavs, ending weeks of speculation from the type of people who sit around wondering what number Lebron James is going to wear. So I guess this is meant to serve as a complete breakaway from his Miami Heat persona and going home?

I don’t know. Who even cares. Just putting this blog up to let you know you should probably avoid ESPN for the next two weeks if you don’t want to hear 3 hours of in-depth analysis about number choice. When is college football starting again?

By charliewisco posted July 27th, 2014 at 1:23 PM

Behind The Scenes Footage Of A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Shoot Taking Us Into The Weekend

  Have a great weekend everybody!

 

Have a great weekend everybody!

By trent posted July 25th, 2014 at 5:20 PM

NCAA Athlete’s Drug Use Survey Comes Out; Let’s Go To The Tape

  Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! One of my favorite yearly traditions, the annual NCAA Athlete’s Survey on Drug Use. While sure, it can be easily argued that this test is more of a survey on the level of honesty of NCAA athletes rather than their drug use, the answers can be somewhat revealing [...]

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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! One of my favorite yearly traditions, the annual NCAA Athlete’s Survey on Drug Use. While sure, it can be easily argued that this test is more of a survey on the level of honesty of NCAA athletes rather than their drug use, the answers can be somewhat revealing and helpful. So let’s go to the tape!

Alcohol: 1st place: Lacrosse 93.1%, 2nd place: Golf 87.5%, Last place: Basketball 71.6%

Was pretty shocked to see not every sport being at 100% here until I realized that college athletes lives, for the most part, absolutely suck. Seriously, after going to a big-time sports University and having friends who play Division I athletics, why anyone would CHOOSE to play a DI sport in college unless they need the scholarship or they can go pro in something is completely beyond me. Your coach owns your life, you have no social life like 40% of the year, and you get a dogshit education because you can’t keep your eyes open in class. And I know everyone will say “Yeah but you get to party and fuck smokes and blah blah blah!” Newsflash idiots: you can do all those things even if you don’t play a sport. Those aren’t exclusive to athletes. Just be really good-looking, or really rich, or really funny on twitter or a blog and you’ll have no problem getting all the benefits athletes do without doing bear crawls for a pissed-off GA who never made it.

Cigarettes: 1st place: Lacrosse 24.5%, 2nd place: Golf 20.5%, Last place: Track 5.8%

Nothing to say here other than I’m shocked Golf doesn’t top this list. All the Golf kids I’ve ever known pretty much played Golf to pack lips, rip cigarettes, and smoke a joint on the course during practice. Somewhere , John Daly is weeping at that 20.5% figure.

Cocaine: 1st place: Lacrosse 10.5%, 2nd place: 4.7%, Last place: Basketball 1%

No surprise at Lacrosse topping the list at 10.5%. I guess what this survey really shows us is that 90.5% of DI lacrosse players are liars or smarter than to write the truth on an “anonymous” survey. And for the 4.7% figure for Wrestling, I have to assume that the other 95.3% are doing crystal meth because it’s less expensive? Seriously, cocaine gets you really intense and makes you lose weight right? Shouldn’t that be mandatory for a college wrestler? Fun fact: the group of kids I grew up with all wrestled so I wrestled in middle school too because I decided I was too insecure to let the girls track team see my in a singlet in high school. Out of the five of us, one of them is at West Point, one is training to be a Navy SEAL, one is currently stationed as a Marine in California, and I am sitting here blogging. Moral of the story is wrestlers are fucking insane and I am the biggest pussy in my friend group.

Marijuana: 1st place: Lacrosse 46.3%, 2nd place: Swimming 32.7%, Last place: Track 18.2%

Lax tops this list again at 46.3%, over 13% more than the 2nd place runner-up in swimming. I’m sure there will be a huge outcry in the lacrosse community about what a crisis these figures are amongst coaches and parents while they have drinks at the parent get-togethers and continue to completely ignore and enable their kids with vast sums of cash.

Spit Tobacco: 1st place: Baseball 47.2%, 2nd place: Lacrosse 40%, Last place: Basketballball 8.8%

Lacrosse loses their only category to Baseball who clocks in at 47.2%. Only 47.2%? For College Baseball? Barstool Chicago has a higher percentage use of spit tobacco than College Baseball. I’ll just assume the real ball players all go directly to Single-A.

Synthetic Marijuana: 1st place: Lacrosse 3.6%, 2nd place: Baseball 3.3%, Last place: Golf, .8%

This is still a thing?

 

Follow me on twitter @CharlieWisco, email me at CharlieWisco@AOL.com (the fact it’s AOL is supposed to be a joke that absolutely nobody got). All stats and figures on the survey can be found here: http://www.insidelacrosse.com/article/ncaa-survey-lacrosse-among-highest-of-alcohol-drug-use/29280

By charliewisco posted July 25th, 2014 at 4:40 PM

Hey Lady, When You Pluck Feathers From A Bird And Eat It On The Subway It Scares The Other Passengers

  MONTREAL – Montreal police are looking for a woman who shocked commuters by plucking and eating a raw bird on a moving subway train. One disgusted passenger filmed the scene in the subway, known as the metro, and posted the video to YouTube. He said the incident took place on July 1. The clip [...]

 

MONTREAL – Montreal police are looking for a woman who shocked commuters by plucking and eating a raw bird on a moving subway train. One disgusted passenger filmed the scene in the subway, known as the metro, and posted the video to YouTube. He said the incident took place on July 1. The clip shows a young woman seated in the metro car and wearing a bikini top and miniskirt. She can be seen leaning over a plastic bag, taking small items out of it. Several passengers who approach her are seen quickly walking away with looks of shock on their faces. “I’m going to vomit,” the man who was videoing the scene can be heard saying. Moments later he added: “And she’s eating it! She’s eating it!”

 

 

A fast paced life calls for fast paced meals.  My guess is this lady has a high powered job in Montreal and eats only one meal a day.  Picture Katherine Heigl’s character in every move ever.  That’s what this lady is.  A career woman.  Constantly on the go, no time to stop and get a real meal at McDonald’s or Subway.  Surely no time for a boyfriend but that’s another story for another time.  But people gotta eat, right?  Right.  So you take what you can get.  Snatch a bird out of the air, snap it’s neck and pluck it’s feathers.  Boom.  Dinner.  That’s a meal.  All the other passengers need to calm the hell down.  Just a lady trying to survive the daily grind.

PS- I could’ve used a little more can-do attitude from the guy holding the camera.  When you see a woman plucking the feather off a bird and eating it I need you to be Anderson fucking Cooper out there.  Or a weather man whenever a bad storm hits.  Get up in the filth and the chaos and the destruction.  Don’t stand by the door and film from a distance.

By trent posted July 25th, 2014 at 3:40 PM

KFC Radio: The Dog Days Of Summer

  Subscribe to KFC Radio on iTunes || Subscribe to MailTime on iTunes Download the free KFC Radio app – iPhone | Android     Another round in the books. I think one of the biggest disagreements this episode was “would you watch a porn starring the hottest girl in your high school, your white whale, if the dude she [...]

 

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Another round in the books. I think one of the biggest disagreements this episode was “would you watch a porn starring the hottest girl in your high school, your white whale, if the dude she was fucking was your dad?” I said no, because I don’t watch porn without jerking off and I can’t jerkoff to a porn with my dad in it. The other two could, they said you have to watch it if it’s starring your white whale. I guess I’m weird, but my dad and I have a pretty good relationship, and the foundation that relationship is built on is that I’ve never watched him have sex. Ruin that and the whole house crumbles.

 

 

 

PS – There was another question about “What dinosaur would you be?” I said I’d be a velociraptor because they’re like a puppy and so am I. People thought that was dumb. Velociraptors are absolutely puppy like. They’re small and quick and operate in busts of energy. People didn’t like that response because “no dinosaur is like a puppy.” Well, idiots, no human is like a dinosaur either, yet there we were debating it. I still say that a raptor is the most puppy-like of the dino kingdom, if you’ve got a better answer then you let me know. I think Kevin summed it up best as we continued to debate it later that day, “our show is so fucking dumb it’s incredible.”

 

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By feitelberg posted July 25th, 2014 at 3:37 PM

Yankees Somewhat Weekly Round-Up

I woke up this morning to find out that the Yankees are in a Wild Card spot but with Toronto coming to town, we can control a lot of our own destiny. The combo of us playing Toronto and the O’s out in Seattle means that as long as we win, every other result brings [...]

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I woke up this morning to find out that the Yankees are in a Wild Card spot but with Toronto coming to town, we can control a lot of our own destiny. The combo of us playing Toronto and the O’s out in Seattle means that as long as we win, every other result brings us closer to the playoffs. No huge stories to report today so let’s run through a bunch on Yankees news and notes. Real news at the top and jokes at the bottom.

Chase Headley: Love the move. The guy has been hot for the last month and is making immediate contributions while only costing the Yankees $3mil for the rest of the year. Who knows, maybe we keep him after he helps win a World Series this year.

Cliff Lee: Dude is not the answer for the Yankees. I am all for making a run every year, and do think the Yankees can this year, but not with Cliff Lee. If the Yankees were to trade for him, he would be another overpaid antique that is a shell of himself. Let’s also not forget that Lee has a no trade clause and has opted to not be a Yankee in the past, plus his wife hate Yankee fans. Overall if we were 1 guy away from making a run, Lee could be the guy but we are a few pieces away and Lee doesn’t fit in that puzzle.

Other Trades: Last night the Yankees traded for Chris Capuano who has been dogshit for 2 other organizations this off-season but in the end he is probably a non-factor. Cashman is out trying to find an arm and a bat but in the meantime he is making incremental improvements to this roster, incase the big splash isn’t there. So far the minor moves have improved this team and Capuano is just an emergency arm. There is also talk of bringing back Ian Kennedy but a fly ball pitcher in the Bronx will not work out well. Look for a move to get a lefty starter soon.

Tanaka: 10 days into 40 days of rest and things are not looking good. Tanaka is still complaining about arm discomfort and i would not be surprised if we heard word come down soon that Tanaka is shut down for surgery so he could come back for the 2nd half next year.

Pineda: Pineda has been throwing again and has a simulated game today. If all goes well, he will make a rehab start next week and begin his push back to the big leagues. In all likelihood, he will be getting an MRI tomorrow for some setback and I will flip my shit.

Chuck Knoblauch: Arrested for hitting his ex-wife but, if you look at his mugshot he should be arrested for looking like hot dogs smell. Does he think that hitting women is the same as sleeping with them? Like once you bang a girl you can do it again cause she doesn’t want to get her numbers up, but in this case you can just hit them again and again even after your divorce. It doesn’t work that way and the end of probation doesn’t mean you are free and clear to do it again.

Paul O’Neill Bobblehead Day: So Sunday is Paul O’Neill at the stadium and if you follow me on Twitter you know I LOVE O’Neill. Not in a “tummy sticks” way but in a “lets slam beers and break stuff as best friends” way. So I thought about going to the game just for the bobblehead and the beers I would drink, until I found out it’s only for fans 14 and under. I get that its a “toy” and all that shit but anyone 14 and under never saw him play and don’t know the joy of smashed water coolers. I know this is going to sound creepy but where the fuck am I gonna find a kid on such short notice? Update: Turns out it isn’t 14 and under so i don’t need any kids.


By jj posted July 25th, 2014 at 2:45 PM

Lil Wayne Is Starting A Sports Management Company And His First Client Is Cristiano Ronaldo

No way this can go sideways.

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CBS Sports- First it was Jay-Z and now rapper Lil Wayne is interested in getting into the sports management business and his first client is going to be a mega star. According to TMZ, Lil Wayne is starting his own company and will bring on Portuguese and Real Madrid soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo as his client. It’s a big fish to reel in for a first-time sports manager — probably the biggest in the world — but Ronaldo and Lil Wayne are friends, making the connection an easy one to make. More from TMZ on the arrangement: We’re told Weezy’s company will be working with PolarisSports — which is affiliated with the CAA agency and GestiFute — through which Ronaldo’s agent Jorge Mendes operates. Our sources tell us Wayne’s company will handle Ronaldo’s sports management affairs in the United States — everything from branding to marketing and endorsement deals. Even modeling.

This is either a really good idea or a really bad idea for Lil Wayne.  Rappers becoming agents can go one of two ways.  One the one hand, you have Jay Z.  He’s done extremely well in the sports management world.  Signing big names left and right and carving out a business model that basically says “I’m Jay Z.  I’m super popular and a great marketer.  I have the ears of the demographics you want to reach.  Let’s help you build a brand.”  It works well.  On the other end, there’s Master P who jumped into the sports management world and failed miserably.   Lil Wayne and his jump will probably fall somewhere in between (hopefully not below Master P).  The best part?  It’s going to be entertaining and we get to watch.  Nabbing Cristiano Ronaldo as his first client is a great start.  Can’t deny that.  The dude is wicked popular.  I promise you Lil Wayne’s newest venture will either be a smashing success or there’s going to be some hilarious downfall.  Because when a guy who has been hospitalized on multiple occasions for sipping too much sizzurp decides to become a sports agent, there’s not a chance in hell everything goes smoothly.  Buckle up!

By trent posted July 25th, 2014 at 1:05 PM
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