NY Post – A Queens teacher who collects a $100,000 salary for doing nothing spends time in a Department of Education “rubber room” working on his law practice and managing 12 real-estate properties worth an estimated $7.8 million, The Post found. Alan Rosenfeld hasn’t set foot in a classroom for nearly a decade since he was accused in 2001 of making lewd comments to junior-high girls and “staring at their butts.” One Queens middle-school girl said he asked her if she had a boyfriend and told her several times that she had “a very sexy body and that [she] should wear a bathing suit to show it off.” Not content to leer at eighth-graders at the former IS 347, Rosenfeld followed older girls at a connecting high school into their classrooms. He also had to be asked more than once to keep his eyes off their rear ends, according to the report. “My shoes are down there, not up here,” one girl told Rosenfeld when he said he was merely eyeing her footwear. The report says Rosenfeld was even spotted entering a girls’ bathroom, and that he revoked one eighth-grader’s bathroom privileges after she tried to protect a friend by asking him, “Why are you looking at her butt?” Despite a wealth of evidence that led then-Commissioner Edward Stancik to recommend that “Rosenfeld’s employment be terminated,” an arbitrator let him off with just a week’s suspension. So Rosenfeld simply collects his $100,049 salary — top scale for teachers — plus full health benefits and the promise of a fat pension, about $82,000 a year if he were to retire today. His pension will grow by $1,700 each year he remains. He could have retired at age 62, but he stays.
Say what you want about Alan Rosenfeld but don’t say he’s not an opportunist. I mean what would you say if somebody told you you could sit in a room for 10 years running your multi-million dollar real-estate business while collecting a $100K salary plus benefits? I know what I’d say. “Can I look at butts? With no repercussions? I’ll take it!”
Like what does the school expect here? Seems to me the biggest obstacle he faced in his quest for underage butts was that confrontation with the chick in the bathroom. Take away her hall pass BOOM problem solved. Back to the hunt. Have fun pissing in your pants you do-gooder bitch. Going to eyeball the shit out of your friend’s asshole now and nothing you can do about it. Just seems like if the administration isn’t going to step in with more than a slap on the wrist then the butt staring is fair game. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me for 10 straight years with textbook sexual harrassment of 12 year old girls shame on me.
Celebrifi - It looks like jealousy is coming between Snooki and her man of one month. Has the green-eyed monster even ruined one of your relationships? Emilio Massella is going to fight for the love of Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi ” literally. The Jersey Shore starlet’s boyfriend of a month was ready to go down swinging after watching his lady love get mobbed by men while hosting a post-Super Bowl party in Miami Feb. 7. “There were guys all around Snooki, and Emilio was pissed!” an eyewitness at Miami bar Finnegan’s tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively. “He started to fight with Snooki but she tried to talk him down. She was like ‘It’s my job to make an appearance and get the crowd going.’ She even had a security team on her.” Added the insider, “She got up on stage and did her thing, and Emilio was still being a tool, so she told him that he had to either chill out or leave. And that’s when he started to cry. He was blubbering, ‘I don’t want to fight!’ God, what a wacko.”
Well first off thank God Shcnickums finally scored some dick because I was starting to feel bad. Secondly, this big dumb guinea has gotta be kidding me. Obviously you’ve got a screw loose if you’re dating Snooki, so there’s no surprise this dude is an emotional trainwreck. But crying at a Super Bowl party like you’re Kendra fuckin Wilkinson is completely unacceptable. The way I see it, there are two times it is acceptable for a man to cry:
1) When your dog dies
2) During the Final Scene in Rudy
That’s it. Every other time you start crying, you’re a pussy.
NY Post – Will old Noo Yawk become a museum piece, the subway token of language? First, a lesson in rhoticity. What, exactly, is the New York accent? One key component, linguists say, is the “R.” Not only do New Yorkers drop Rs (call the doctah!), they add them in where they’re not needed, usually when the next word starts with a vowel, which creates “I sawr it with my very own eyes!” and “The sofer in the living room is green.” It all started across the pond. The New York accent, with its dropped Rs, is “absolutely from British English,” says Kara Becker, a Ph.D. student at NYU. Up until 1945, it was considered distinguished to drop your Rs. Think of FDR, on his radio addresses: “We have nothing to feee-ah but fe-ah istelf.” After World War II, “Americans stopped considering British English to be quite so prestigious,” says Becker. “Broadcaster English” became the new desired norm. “In Manhattan [the accent] is definitely dying,” Jochnowitz says. Manhattan has also seen the most influx of new people from outside the state, who don’t usually pick up an accent. The dialect “remains mostly in the outer boroughs, and is most alive in Staten Island.”
I never thought I had a New York accent till a few weeks ago when I hung out with a bunch of Australian broads. Every time I opened my mouth they were giggling and laughing. Now of course this was mostly because of my undeniable wit and charm and they realized I was the funniest dude in the whole city. But they also repeated every word with this ridiculously exaggerated New York accent. I was like take it easy ladies, you say ridiculous shit like “wash room” instead of bathroom and you don’t see me talkin shit. Also when I explained what a smokeshow was they told me that in Australia when you see a hot chick you say she’s “milkin’” but I think they were just trying to pull a fast one on me.
Anyway, 95% of this is a stupid article. Really the only place I bet accents are dying is in places like Manhattan and the trendy places in Brooklyn. That’s where Jersey trash and wet blankets from Connecticut and all sorts of out-of-towners poison NYC. But if you go to places like Staten Island, the Bronx, and Queens where you got much more “original” New Yorkers and not nearly as many outsiders and you’ll hear New York accents alive and well. So basically 3.5 boroughs still talk the way they always have, and the only people who really give a shit about accents in the first place are foreigners in Times Square.
NY Post – MTV chiefs are cracking down on the money-grabbing “Jersey Shore” stars’ lucrative personal appearances that are netting them up to $7,500 a night. They’ve ordered the cast to rein in their appearances at clubs and bars or face strict fines or even legal action. But sources say certain cast members are blatantly ignoring the rules and pushing to rake in as much money as possible. A source close to the cast told us, “MTV has told the ‘Jersey Shore’ crew they can only do two personal appearances a week, and that all of their gigs have to be approved by producers. They’ve threatened the cast that they will be fined if they flout the rules — but some don’t care and are blatantly going ahead to earn as much cash as they possibly can.” A second source told us MTV honchos fear the show’s “brand” could turn to trash if the cast continues “pimping themselves” at the current rate. The source said, “We have to put in controls to protect the brand. We don’t want them out all over the map at every single bar in the country. “They have to get permission from MTV prior to doing a personal appearance — we don’t want one of these kids appearing in a topless bar. Pauly D’s fan base is about 85 percent women between 12 and 21, we have to protect that.
Fuck the man! Jersey Shore is burning up! Stop hating, MTV. I mean I haven’t seen a clash with management of this magnitude since Billy Martin and Reggie Jackson in 77. First the contracts now the appearances? What’s next? Give everyone a babysitter and put them under house arrest? Not sure if you noticed MTV but these guys going out every night is the best thing you got going for you. I mean Pauly D hits Boston one night and the entire city falls in love with him and has grown men spray tanning themselves and shit. Pretty sure you don’t have to worry about getting fucked up and hitting a few trashy clubs as “trashing your brand.” Especially since your brand is solely based on these guys getting fucked up and hitting trashy clubs. Enough with all the bureaucracy bullshit. Let Pauly D fucking party!
PS- 12 year old girls are watching Jersey Shore? Really? My parents wouldn’t even let me watch Dawson’s Creek when I was that age. The Times ran some article about how edgy it was and talked about sex so it was back to Boy Meets World for me.
Introducing Courtney from Hofstra. Saying I want to throw Courtney in a potato sack and marry her is an understatement. Like tell Long Island to send out an Amber Alert and get a manhunt ready because I’m 200% going to kidnap her. Let the record show she is my favorite smokeshow of all time. Matter of fact I’m just gonna propose now. Courtney, will you marry me? Email nyctips@barstoolsports.com with your answer.
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