How about Tan Mom just cuts to the chase and does her solo masturbation porn. We all know where thats going. I’d imagine it will look a lot like when you’re a kid trying to break in your baseball mitt. Lots of oil and leather.
I would put my own mother in the hospital for an after-tax lump sum payout of $300 million
Atta boy @Logancouture! Viva La Sharks
Tonight was a badly officiated game, but conspiracy theorists who think Stern and the NBA wouldn't want NY vs Miami arent making any sense
Uhhh. What the fuck was that?
Just dont understand how you make a call like that in Game 6 under a minute to play
Only in America, folks.
Just running around town looking like a Burnt Siena Crayola Crayon telling all her haters to go fuck themselves
Does This Look Like The Face Of A New Jersey Woman Who Was Arrested For Putting Her 5 Year Old In A Tanning Bed?
Believe it or not its just good parenting – teaching your daughter how to tan in New Jersey is like talking to her about her first period. Its just a coming of age, rite of passage that every girl will go through one day. Its like a Bar Mitzvah but with a lot more cancer.