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Marathon Swimming Conspiracy Theorists Say Diana Nyad’s Swim From Cuba To Florida Was Fake

I promise it was real! Check the video tape! Just ignore parts where we weren’t filming, I totally promise I was still swimming though. And the parts where I sped up to the exact speed of a small boat was just because of the special once a month current. If you don’t believe me you can ask my two best friends, they’ll tell you the truth.

Diana Nyad Expected To Complete Her Swim From Cuba To Florida Some Time Between 12 and 2

I’ve spent basically my entire life rooting against people since I have nothing to root for myself. But I have rooted against someone as hard as Im rooting against this old bitch swimming to Cuba.

New Broad Trying To Swim To Cuba…Guess What Happened?

I’ll give you a hint – she got stung by a jellyfish and gave up immediately. Again.

Dude Taking A 7 Year, 21,000 Mile Walk From Africa To Chile

You know why people migrated from Africa to China? Well neither do fucking I but I bet it had something to do with the fact that its like 900 degrees in Africa and there are lions and shit trying to eat you

Diana Nyad Yanked From The Water After 60 Hours

Every single year when Diana Nyad gets yanked from the ocean, I’m gonna toast myself with a glass of champagne. Like Mercury Morris and the ’72 Dolphins.

This Bitch Is STILL Trying To Swim From Cuba To Florida, 2012 Edition

Will this bitch just hurry up and drown?

This Bitch Is STILL Trying To Swim From Cuba To Florida

This idiot’s crusade to swim to Florida is very similar to me trying to get laid

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