You know why people migrated from Africa to China? Well neither do fucking I but I bet it had something to do with the fact that its like 900 degrees in Africa and there are lions and shit trying to eat you
Why does Lebron ever pass the ball? That's nuts
How did Shane battier get rid of his head wrinkles?
That was a pretty awesome exchange between LBJ and Paul George. Shows you that Paul George is a superstar
Paul George just fucked Birdmans face
Every single year when Diana Nyad gets yanked from the ocean, I’m gonna toast myself with a glass of champagne. Like Mercury Morris and the ’72 Dolphins.
Will this bitch just hurry up and drown?
This idiot’s crusade to swim to Florida is very similar to me trying to get laid
(CNN) – Endurance swimmer Diana Nyad, who attempted to become the first person to swim between Cuba and Florida without a shark cage, was forced to abandon her effort early Tuesday morning — roughly halfway through her journey. Nyad was vomiting when she was brought aboard a boat at 12:45 a.m. Tuesday — 29 hours [...]
I honeslty don’t know whats more absurd. This old bitch thinking she can swim 103 miles from Cuba to Florida, or Lucas emailing me using David fucking Portnoy’s swimming ability as his rationale for why she won’t succeed.