Tour Dates

  • Festival Pier
    Philadelphia, PA

    September 21st, 2013 6:00 PM

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Tan Mom Banned From America, Plans To Move To UK To Get Her Tanning Salon Fix

How about Tan Mom just cuts to the chase and does her solo masturbation porn. We all know where thats going. I’d imagine it will look a lot like when you’re a kid trying to break in your baseball mitt. Lots of oil and leather.

Video Of Tan Mom Blacked Out At Her Own Roast With Trannies

Only in America, folks.

Long Island Hot Dog Hooker Shows Up To Court For Sentencing With A Sabrett Sign Shoved Down Her Pants

Who do you think would win in a triple threat match between

The Long Island Hot Dog Hooker

Tan Mom

or Octomom?

New Jersey Tanning Mom Gets Her Own Action Figure

Multiple news stories, SNL skit, and now action figures. Whats next? Nike gonna sign this bitch?

Tanorexic Jersey Mom Calls All Her Critics And Haters Fat And Jealous

Just running around town looking like a Burnt Siena Crayola Crayon telling all her haters to go fuck themselves

Does This Look Like The Face Of A New Jersey Woman Who Was Arrested For Putting Her 5 Year Old In A Tanning Bed?

Believe it or not its just good parenting – teaching your daughter how to tan in New Jersey is like talking to her about her first period. Its just a coming of age, rite of passage that every girl will go through one day. Its like a Bar Mitzvah but with a lot more cancer.

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