The fact that fucking Tan Mom is set up right next to the Queen Of Cock Jenna Jameson is perhaps the most insulting thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
New Haven, CT
January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
Sun National Bank Center
February 28th, 2014 9:00 PM
How about Tan Mom just cuts to the chase and does her solo masturbation porn. We all know where thats going. I’d imagine it will look a lot like when you’re a kid trying to break in your baseball mitt. Lots of oil and leather.
Only in America, folks.
Long Island Hot Dog Hooker Shows Up To Court For Sentencing With A Sabrett Sign Shoved Down Her Pants
Who do you think would win in a triple threat match between
The Long Island Hot Dog Hooker
Multiple news stories, SNL skit, and now action figures. Whats next? Nike gonna sign this bitch?
Just running around town looking like a Burnt Siena Crayola Crayon telling all her haters to go fuck themselves
Does This Look Like The Face Of A New Jersey Woman Who Was Arrested For Putting Her 5 Year Old In A Tanning Bed?
Believe it or not its just good parenting – teaching your daughter how to tan in New Jersey is like talking to her about her first period. Its just a coming of age, rite of passage that every girl will go through one day. Its like a Bar Mitzvah but with a lot more cancer.