KATU – The KATU On Your Side Investigators are on the trail of a convicted sex criminal right now, but police say he’s not looking to victimize just any woman. According to ads he’s putting online, he needs a particular type of female: the athletic type.  Here’s what we know so far: Brandon James Clifford, a convicted sex offender, is using ads on Craigslist to find women. In the ads, he says he’s looking for women’s soccer players, or kick boxers, to help teach self-defense to college-age women.  He writes that he wants them for their strong legs; he wants them because they know how to kick. Police tell us that women who see this ad should not reply. They say Clifford is using these women for a violent form of sexual gratification where they kick him in the groin. But it also appears Clifford is very smart – smart enough to stay a step ahead of the law. He doesn’t live in any of these cities but flies in to meet his victims, police say.  The woman, who asked to not be identified to protect her privacy, said she thought she was pursuing a job opportunity when she saw the ad asking for female soccer players to teach self-defense classes. She messaged the man offering the job. ”He asked me if I was comfortable repeatedly kicking and he referenced the groin,” she said. “I said ‘yeah, it shouldn’t be a problem, but I mean, it’s terrible for you. At least you guys are wearing pads, right?’ And he responded with ‘oh no, we’re trained to take it.’”

How about this elusive motherfucker. Just roamed the country getting kicked in the dick slipping through the fingers of the authorities all over the country. Like the Zodiac Killer or the D.B. White of getting kicked in the dick. Fuckin Frank Abagnale Jr, always one step ahead of the feds with a pair of swollen balls.

Being perfectly honest I don’t know why this should be considered a crime at all. This guy is completely honest with these chicks from the jump. He finds a bunch of Arod’s exes, explains he’d like to get kicked in the balls, flies to meet them, and he gets kicked in the balls. Where is the crime? Who is the victim? Literally everything is laid on the line. Kickers kick. The kickee gets kicked. Balls get smashed and everyone walks away happy. I suppose you could say this dude’s ballsack didn’t have much say in the matter. Maybe if this guy’s dick has a lawyer I could see things getting dicey. But other than that I’d say theres nothing illegal about any of this.