Dude Gets Duct Taped To His Seat On Flight From Iceland To JFK
NY Post – A JFK-bound passenger flying high on duty-free liquor had to be duct-taped to his seat to stop a midair rampage — which included shouts that the plane was going down, sources said yesterday. Gudmundur Karl Arthorsson, 46, tried to choke and grope several people and was spitting all over the cabin when passengers pounced on him about halfway into the Thursday flight from Reykjavik, Iceland. “He drank an entire bottle of hard liquor two to three hours into the flight,” said Manhattan resident Andy Ellwood, who posted on his blog a photo of Arthorsson taped to his seat. He tried to “choke the woman next to him” and was “screaming the plane was going to crash,” according to accounts from terrified passengers. “Just think of a typical drunk, when he starts taking fighting poses,” a police source said, adding that Arthorsson appeared to be “completely out of his mind.” The two Guatemalan men got fed up with Arthorsson’s antics and pinned him to his seat. An off-duty captain helped the good Samaritans hold him down while Icelandair’s flight crew closed in with green duct tape and Flex cuffs, which they used to bind the man around the ankles and knees. They duct-taped Arthorsson to his seat and gagged his big mouth — just for good measure. “Police took him when the plane landed,” Ellwood said.
What a fuckin move by these passengers huh? Its a better story than the Flight 93 “Lets Roll” passengers during 9/11. Fuckin Gudmundur gets all liquored up on duty free booze and spends the flight strangling people and spitting on chicks. Couple Guatemalan guys are like fuck this noise and wrap his ass up. Bravo, fellas. I can’t even stand normal people on planes. The moment I see a fat person or some shmuck who wants to chat me up I wanna gag my own mouth so they just leave me alone. I can’t even imagine Gudmundor straight up raping people on a flight across the Atlantic.
PS – Looks just like the principal from Billy Madison


you runied this with the better story than flight 93 part. Unamerican as fuck.
flight 93 wasn’t a story it was a national tragedy. Idk how you can compare some drunk asshole being duck taped to his seat to an actual terrorist plot where actual people died. Maybe you should have read this over before you posted it although I know that is probably against Barstool’s manifest.
possibly the worst comparison of all time comparing it to Flight 93′s ‘Let’s Roll”
was hoping u and neel were to get the axe at the company get together.
Fucking Walberg…must’ve been shooting a movie in Iceland.
Thought this had to be neil when I read “Its a better story than the Flight 93 “Lets Roll” passengers during 9/11″, you’re better than this kev.
Looks like Private Pyle when they beat his ass with the soap bars
What the fuck Clancy. Usually a huge fan. This was fucking trash.
Classless comparison KFC…thought you would know better
This ellwood guy is just killing it. Giving interviews left and right about the crazy flight. Only problem is that he wasn’t even on the flight. Just using this to promote his blog. This guy is kind of a Balloon Boy meets $30k millionaire. I highly recommend checking out his website.
comparing a group of armed and trained terrorists to one fat and drunk Icelandic asshole who looks like an accountant…. F blog, you prick.
Oh how I’ve missed those blogs where Clancy just steps in it. At no point while you were typing that flight 93 line did you not think “maybe this isn’t the best choice of words”?
you have no soul
yea you fucked that up for sure
youre better than this KFC, those people on flight 93 were heroes wake up
Wow..swing in a miss on this one there cock pirate. NY readers dont like you, they put up with you and if there is one thing in the world that justifies a random sucker punch and a broken orbital bone, its this. So enjoy this one with your new girlfriend, who you can not stop telling people about. PS. my guess is the only reason she’s with a needle dick like you is because she is a HUGE fan of the foreskin. First Lady- keep your head on a swivel.
Can you guys duct tape Neil to a barstool. You guys all sit on barstools to write these shitty blogs, right?
lazy eyed unamerican shit
Love it they got this dude tied up like Garland Greene
Have you seen my stapler?
you’re losin your touch a little bit bro…definitely blew it with the Flight 93 comment
The worst part of your Flight 93 comparison is when you wrote it you probably thought, “this is witty as hell.” Fuck you.
Maybe a Richard Reid comparison would have been better…..shoe bomb city
Hmm whats a better story: Tying a drunk guy to a chair, or giving your life up to save other innocent ones? Great job KFC, hope this one sticks with you.
barstool sports on its conquest to become the world’s greatest jewspaper
Kfc you’ve sank to a whole nother level for comments. Your boss would be proud
You really think that looks like the principal from Billy Madison? Are you looking at the same picture as us or are you just staring at it out of your lazy eye?
It wasn’t even like you needed to blog this and yet you felt compelled to compare this obvious fake event with 9/11. Worthless.
Great moment in my life was crushing a screaming insane passenger over the head, knocking him unconscious with a laptop on a flight from LA to JFK. I expected to get arrested-sued-etc-etc because of the shithole this country can be. End of the flight, the passengers thanked me one by one, then the attendants, and the pilots walked up behind me on the way off of the plane. That’s where I expected to get arrested. They just said thank you. I hope they gave that idiot a few attitude adjustment punches while they immobilized him. Screwing around on flights ain’t allowed.
Great moment in my life was when I crushed a giant snake over the head, knocking him out. Then a bunch of other snakes escaped from the cargo area and started fucking everyone up. Goddamned right I made short work of all of them too. Everyone thanked me in the end. I have plenty of other life stories that I can tell you, they all make me look like a straight up cool dude. Let me know if you want me to tell them to you in the comment section.
Great moment in my life was when I landed a huge plane with no experience. The pilot overdosed on some African mushrooms and died. The co-pilot was so clumsy that he slipped and fell getting out of a hot tub on the plane so he was out too. The hot latin stewardess showed me how to land the plane based on her experience of fucking pilots in the cockpit throughout her career. I successfully landed the plane in Central Park and a dance party ensued!
Great moment in my life flying to Japan to negotiate a 500 billion dollar business deal plane starts to go down. People are crying every where and I assure them they will be ok. Pilot lands the plane on the water and we all slide out onto the rafts. 22 great whites encircle us and I swim down and fight them all off with nothing but my belt and car keys. From there I navigated us via the stars to Japan in time to complete the deAl. Ps I had a 3some with 2 19 year old porn stars while on the raft
Horrible comparison. On the bright side there may be a job for you as a network news anchor.
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Sorry but wilburham’s story is by far the best. I should have gone the “fucking porn stars” route with my story but it would have made a “true story bro” story sound like a lie. Kudos.
smack yourself for even thinking of that comparison and bringing that situation up for laughs. wake the fuck up
So….this dude had a full bottle of alcohol. Wasted as fuck. They tape his mouth shut. How many people get charged for murder when he chokes on his own vomit? Lawsuits like a mother fucker.
Great moment in my life when I had the right buzz to bother logging in here. That said this is my home.you get me.
You’ve sucked a huge cock ever since you moved in with your girl u fucking geek
KFC, you have my permission to go run in traffic.
The only thing worse than your flight 93 comparison was saying this guy looks like the principal from Billy Madison. Have you ever even seen Billy Madison? Or for that matter, are you even American you anti-dentite bastard?
This guy had to of pissed his pants.
horrible blog on so many levels
Anyone named Gudmundar, Akmed, or Hassaan, should automatically be tied up and duct taped on ever flight. And KFC too.
KFC “Let’s Roll Team” were people like Todd Beamer and Tom Burnett. Both people that prevented mass murders by sacrificing their own lives. Had the not done what they had done, more people would be dead.
One of those guys was my friend. You fucking asshole.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Hff5lQSbw
Dammit I know Davey Pageviews has you guys throwing shit out there trolling for comments but this one is just bad. There’s exaggerated comments to illustrate a point, lobbing comments to get a reaction, and then there’s just f’n stupid comments like that. Clean it up bro. Even Kneel ain’t that bad.
Absolutely horrible.
hilarious 9/11 comment u dickbag kfc i bet u feel so ashamed right now but then again u must feel ashamed of yourself every time u look in the mirror
Sick 9/11 comment bro that was both appropriate AND creative. Now go mount a kitchen knife to a wall and run into it you miserable piece of shit.