FORT MYERS: A nine-year-old got a pornographic photo sent to his cell phone of a woman performing a sex act on a man. We spoke to the boy and his grandmother and found out the excuse the man on the other line had for pressing send. Ty’Ge davis is at the top of his class third grade class. “I am the most advanced in my class,” he said. But he is not advanced enough to see the text messages being sent to his cell phone. Someone sent Ty’Ge a picture of adults performing oral sex on a couch. “I was like, ‘What is this?’ I ran in the house and showed my mom,” he said. “That was just too old for me. I wasn’t ready for that.” “I am like let me see that text and I am like wow,” his grandmother Dorothy Moore said. “It’s puzzling and belittling to me that you can sit there and say this is the only picture you can find to send to somebody advertising a couch. Now that was desperate for a sale if he was going to do that,” Moore said.

Hey Ty’Ge how “advanced” could you be if you didn’t even know what a blow job was? Running to ask your Mom whats going on in the picture like an idiot. When I was in third grade I was the one fucking sending the blow job texts. Sure I was reading on a Pre-K level, but while Ty’Ge was playing double dutch with the girls on the playground I was in the tube slide rounding 3rd base.
And I really don’t see the whole fuss. Dude only had one picture of his couch. You ever try to sell some shit to someone without them getting to see the product? Borderline impossible. You gotta work wth what you got. Just add a little disclaimer at the end of your text. “Fellatio sold separaetly” or “Blow jobs not included.” Not that hard to understand.
“Most advanced in the class” my ass.