Upper West Side Grocery Store Creates “The Man Aisle”
NY Post – An Upper West Side grocery store yesterday launched the city’s first “man aisle” — a portion of the store dedicated to facilitate a dude’s otherwise-arduous trip to the grocery store by putting everything in one convenient location — from condoms to steak sauce. “It’s your essentials,” explained Ian Joskowitz, 43, chief operating officer of Westside Market NYC. “It’s your water, alcohol, soaps, shampoos, deodorants, razors. “If you’re going to have some guys over to watch a game, you can pretty much stand here — not move two feet — and get your beer, barbecue sauce, chips, whatever. It’s all right here!”
What a fucking brilliant idea. Not even remotely kidding I would go out of my way to go to this grocery store over some place that makes me walk up and down every aisle like I’m in a fucking Ikea or something. Put all my food, all my toiletries and all that other shit in one set of shelves and let me get in and out. There’s nothing worse than wandering through a grocery store like a dickhead. Especially because I undoubtedly forget to grab a shopping cart or a little basket thing since I only go to the store like semi-annually. So I’m like three items into my mental list and I’m already out of hands to carry shit. Trying to hold a gallon of milk with a pinky while trying not to smush the bread or crush the chips as I carry them under my arm. Just walking around like a lost child grabbing everything in sight trying to balance it somewhere on my person.
Fuck that. Let me walk in and get beer, chips, cookies, deodorant, razors, and condoms all in one spot. Psyche! Fuck the condoms put that shit in the aisle for virgins or sailors.
But seriously all that other stuff – brilliant idea. Just make sure there is baby powder there. I never have any fuckin idea where to locate that stuff.
They did this because the stupid shit that women buy literally take up the rest of the fuckin store
Great idea, unfortunately, I heard KOBarstool is going to run in and knock everything over until they make a “Woman Aisle” filled with hammers and glass ceilings.
^Bingo
nothing worse than wandering around a store? aids, paralysis, black neighbors. shall i go on?
love the site but cant stand the consistent use of “nothimg worse than”
no entenmanns donuts? spumoni i’m outta here.
I dont have aids, im not paralyzed and i dont have black neighbors. Wandering around a store is worse than all those things for me.
so what happens if you need like broccoli or something? someone tells you you’re a pussy ’cause you’re not in the man aisle? (i can’t imagine broccoli is in there. Spinach, yes, ’cause of popeye — but not broccoli)
@numero two, A+ comment
kevin one of your eyes is paralyzed.
@numero two, dynamite comment
A little aggressive with the Heineken, for a real man aisle, I would have Bud Lights, Bud Light Platinum, Natty Light, and Bud Heavy (American cans). If I am looking to drink nice, I will go find it. Also, only Doritos? Eh, I could use a little more variety. But regardless, this guy deserves a medal or something.
you fucking kidding me crosby everything Bud brews is dogshit and Natty light is one of the few beers worse than Budweiser. I’d take a 6 pack of Heiniken over an 18 of Bud in a heartbeat.
Anyone who deliberately buys Budweiser products and doesn’t just drink them when they’re the only thing available is crazier than James Holmes.
Okay, so when you are eating chips and beef jerkey, putting deodorant on, and wondering if you should bring a condom with (you should’t, the only girls I am looking to have sex with have condoms on them, because they are skank queens), you are telling me you wouldn’t prefer a natural to a heineken? Get over yourselves. I agree it’s nice to have nice things, but I am a fan of the simpler things. You hipsters can drink your craft beers and tell me how much better they are, I’ll stick to what I like.
I only know one guy that drinks Bud Light, and it is the only beer he will touch. He’s also single, in his mid-50′s, searches for kiddie porn (I work with him, seen the google searches) and extremely unsuccessful. If I go cheap beer, it’s Coors or High Life, although I obviously prefer a beer that tastes good.
If you buy 6 packs you don’t belong In the man aisle.
If you buy 6 packs you don’t belong In the man aisle.
Meriweathershelmet just burned the shit out of you Crosby, fuck that’s gotta sting….
No he didn’t. I know a ton of normal to very successful people who drink bud light – we’re all laughing at you douchers up on your high horses.
Extremely unsuccessful? but you two are coworkers? you better be his superior otherwise you are an unsuccessful ped too
isn’t every condiment from that other shitty post in this picture?
Some bunch of Dykes are gonna come through and bitch about how this is sexist.
Superfranklin, I’m 23 years old fresh out of college and we have equal positions and I make more money. So ya, id say I’m already more successful. Nice try though bud.
looks like it’s made for really poor men. ramen noodles? seriously?
“…for a real man aisle, I would have Bud Lights, Bud Light Platinum, Natty Light…” See that’s the difference between East Coast man-wanna-bes and the rest of the Man World. Men outside of the east coast laugh at ‘men’ drinking light beer. If you are going to drink beer, be a man a drink a beer.