Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Sat May 05, 2012 12:06 pm

Neither of them will be able to spell drive at the end of the night
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Sat May 05, 2012 12:15 pm

Exactly


best part is we made a tee time for the am and I cant play now. Before we were all going to have to get up and play...now I will be in bed all day. They are doing many many many shots! That will teach the fuckers! (yes i am bitter I am not playing and it will be dangerous to them)
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Sat May 05, 2012 12:19 pm

Karma's a bitch

lugnutz wrote:knee=blown out

Dr Monday AM


lugnutz wrote:
tballa55 wrote:Surgery for a torn ACL & MCL(again) on Wednesday is gonna suck, crutches for a month, and months of physical therapy.

Looks like my dream of getting drafted in the NFL this year won't happen. I did get above a 4 on the Wonderlic though.



After years of figuring you were a sad and lonely shut in ragging on my Playboy lifestyle.....I get my wish!


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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Sat May 05, 2012 12:23 pm

Hahaha
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Sat May 05, 2012 12:38 pm

hope they run out of anesthesia. good luck :D
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Sat May 05, 2012 12:45 pm

I have malignant hypothermia that is not funny :lol:
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Mon May 07, 2012 11:49 am

Sooooo, whats the verdict on wounded knee II?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Mon May 07, 2012 3:16 pm

Section 40 wrote:Sooooo, whats the verdict on wounded knee II?

Hey Baron Lugz, how is the knee?
By the way, that picture on the blog is disgusting.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon May 07, 2012 3:23 pm

Which picture? The one with that awful shirt?

Also, Lugz tells me he has an MRI scheduled for wednesday, can't flex his quad and the knee is swollen. Either a torn patella tendon or something going on below the kneecap.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Mon May 07, 2012 3:47 pm

I didn't see it on the blog but i'm guessing it was the Baron Davis pic in The Post today that my physical therapist just showed me earlier that made me want to throw up.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon May 07, 2012 3:58 pm

That shit was gruesome.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Mon May 07, 2012 4:03 pm

I was talking about Baron Davis and his horribly disfigured knee but I could have been talking about El Pres and that train wreck shirt. Well played Bluc.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Tue May 08, 2012 1:37 pm

Video chatting with a girl and seeing her mom murdered, in realtime on the Ipad. I imagine those images would be seared into his memory.

Prosecutors said the murder was witnessed by the daughter and her male friend, who was watching over an iPad video chat. Prosecutors said the daughter was video chatting with a friend when she heard her parents fighting. They said she left her iPad on her bed when she went to help her mom.

“He then heard the defendant say, ‘You’ve gotta die, you’ve gotta die,’” said prosecutor Nicole Allain. “He then heard the victim say, ‘Chris, please stop I love you.’”

The state claims Piantedosi stabbed Pulisciano repeatedly as their 15-year-old daughter screamed “No, no.”

Prosecutors said Pulisciano went into her daughter’s bedroom to get away from Piantedosi, trying to block the door with her body.

“The defendant had kicked in the door, threw the victim on the bed and began stabbing her with a butcher knife,” said Allain. “That was visible to the daughter’s friend through the video conferencing application.”


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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Tue May 08, 2012 3:58 pm

What BLuc said. Cat scan tomorrow and follow up Monday to decide course of action. Pain is manageable with enough perks. Working half shifts until I find out what to do.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Tue May 08, 2012 3:59 pm

Hope it's not a patella tendon tear. That's what I did and shit was painful.
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