Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:10 pm

lugnutz wrote:$24300 delivered....and i mean delivered....I'll drive the fuckers to your house!!!


$23800 actually



My buddy works at Herb Chambers Ford down here...want his #?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:15 pm

If he wants FWD Escapes I want his favorite brand of scotch hahaha
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby AY » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:57 pm

$23,800 out the door. Plane ticket from HSV-DC-Boston. Full tank of gas(I'll refill on my own) and cash under the table to cover Alabama sales taxes. Deal?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby K-G » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:11 pm

AY wrote:$23,800 out the door. Plane ticket from HSV-DC-Boston. Full tank of gas(I'll refill on my own) and cash under the table to cover Alabama sales taxes. Deal?


Just get a certain NH dealer to honor the $1,000 "Dealership Name Voucher" advertised on their website and that'll get you close to your demands.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:03 am

lugnutz wrote:$24300 delivered....and i mean delivered....I'll drive the fuckers to your house!!!


$23800 actually



that thing better be fully loaded.....with strippers
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:54 pm

I think I got out of this.....but I might have to bang a MILF of fifty
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:06 pm

That's not a bad thing. They try harder, don't need all the extra bullshit, and usually have good booze in the house.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:23 pm

She actually told me "she likes to help the pretty ones", now I know what a fifties secretary felt like haha.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:25 pm

bring gloves. she'll probably want you to fist her anus.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:26 pm

I've never seen her, but she sounds lecherous!
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Mon Dec 19, 2011 1:30 pm

lugnutz wrote:She actually told me "she likes to help the pretty ones", now I know what a fifties secretary felt like haha.



she must be blind as a fucking bat as well
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:31 pm

She moved 6 of the 10....i get to keep working here!
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:39 pm

You kinda have to give her a good deep dicking, now.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:42 pm

Dicking I can do, but if she has a huge earth momma muff I cant go down on her haha
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:45 pm

that's fine. Shes 50 so it'll taste like slimey ham, anyways
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