Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

[rearadmiral]

60 degree water literally takes your breath away, 50 will shock you.

There have been more drunk white guys out solo pulled outta the drink in the last few years than the previous 50.

[Mr. X]

Gout in a bad knee

I've had it in my toe and ankle. It's hereditary plus I'm a fattie. Haven't had a flareup in over a year. I've lost weight and watch what I eat.

[lugnutz]

Missing BLuc's birthday on Facebook....sorry buddy!

[B Luc]

No worries. I know Friday is family day for you.

I'm trying to figure out how I got home. I'm sure I walked, but the sun was coming up. Not sure what happened.

[lugnutz]

So it was a perfect birthday then!

[Section 40]

No worries. I know Friday is family day for you.
I'm trying to figure out how I got home. I'm sure I walked, but the sun was coming up. Not sure what happened.

sounds like a helluva birthday celebration to me, unless you were roofied. There is nothing like coming home when other people are going to work....
I was instantly reminded of an incident a loooong time ago (the 80's) where my cousin, who drove us in to town that night, got abolutely trashed and then despite everyone keeping an eye on him he was snuck off and he left the bar in Kenmore Square at 1:00. He didn't remember leaving the bar and his next memory was driving around in Marshfield at 6:00 a.m. He was lucky he didn't kill someone and to this day he has no idea how he ended up in Marshfield as he didn't know anyone who lived there and he actually lived in Waltham.

[lugnutz]

Pen just exploded on one of my favorite shirts....a gift from BLuc.

[B Luc]

Which one?

[lugnutz]

Yellow chaps

[B Luc]

Terrible.

[lugnutz]

Definitely going to miss having it in rotation

[BS1]

how many shirts in your rotation? Do you keep your rotation the same?

[lugnutz]

I have 8 polo's for work that are my main go to's....but I often use them for golf as well so sometimes I have to deep into the bench and bring in 2 or 3 fringe shirts to get through a week.

[BS1]

haha...

i was curious, because the wife makes fun of me for my shirt rotation...one for each day of the week for a month...separated in the closet, that way I dont double up

[lugnutz]

My issue is my wife often washes them quickly and I forget the rotation when she does that......I have wasted more than a few minutes staring into the closet and wondering "when I wore the green one last?"