I did up an Excel sheet ages ago that pulled the index page into Excel so I could keep an eye on new posts, so I could then go in on the browser to see the new stuff. That worked well for a while, actually. And unless someone got close enough to read, it looked like text/numbers in columns from a distance.
Thanks for the feedback gents. Given me some ideas.
<i>Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and they enjoy to look at the bosoms. </i>
- Xander Harris