The Facebook
Re: The Facebook
by B Luc » Sat May 07, 2011 4:16 pm
Initial reports are that the father puked and then passed out on himself. Awkward but not yet confirmed.
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Re: The Facebook
by tballa55 » Sat May 07, 2011 4:17 pm
Thats what i would do.
i'll hit you up mana-nahhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: The Facebook
by rearadmiral » Sun May 08, 2011 9:19 am
Baby Slick might just get a 'bud for your bowl' this week.
Because when I think of babies, I think of mustard shits and weed.
Because when I think of babies, I think of mustard shits and weed.
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Re: The Facebook
by lugnutz » Mon May 09, 2011 11:53 am
I like to think that today it is estimated that it takes nearly $750k to raise a child....it was only $500k for each of mine! 
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Re: The Facebook
by Section 40 » Mon May 09, 2011 12:03 pm
Congrats BS1 and condolences on your loss of sleep.
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Re: The Facebook
by BS1 » Tue May 10, 2011 7:45 am
thanks all...
1. Father did not pass out, which suprised me
2. RA, Mustard shits are fun! But the 1st couple "tar" poops where just plain wrong
3. T, the rolls are now stale, sorry
4. And I didnt get my derby bet in.....i suck
1. Father did not pass out, which suprised me
2. RA, Mustard shits are fun! But the 1st couple "tar" poops where just plain wrong
3. T, the rolls are now stale, sorry
4. And I didnt get my derby bet in.....i suck
It is what it is......
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Re: The Facebook
by MCA » Tue May 10, 2011 9:15 am
You probably didn't do what we did....you know...completely forget that this new human in the room needed to be changed.
I think we waited 8-10 hours (by accident) to change our 1st for the first time. It was a holy shit moment.
I think we waited 8-10 hours (by accident) to change our 1st for the first time. It was a holy shit moment.
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Re: The Facebook
by K-G » Tue May 10, 2011 9:34 am
Don't the nurses take care of that shit?
lugnutz wrote:See as I have explained before I never had to take English in high school or college....others did it for me. So I my writing skills are lacking.
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Re: The Facebook
by MCA » Tue May 10, 2011 9:57 am
If theyr'e in the nursery yes....we didn't use the nursery the 1st time around.
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Re: The Facebook
by BS1 » Tue May 10, 2011 10:06 am
lol. I was the OCD dad the first two days in the hospital. It seems i changed her every 2 hours if she needed it or not. Most of the time she did though
used the nursery the first night for like 3 hrs so we could get some sleep.
used the nursery the first night for like 3 hrs so we could get some sleep.
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Re: The Facebook
by Section 40 » Tue May 10, 2011 12:12 pm
Is everyone home now or still in the hospital for one more day?
You'll be surprised how much noise a new born baby can make at night.
You'll be surprised how much noise a new born baby can make at night.
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Re: The Facebook
by BS1 » Tue May 10, 2011 1:07 pm
home yesterday....48 hour stay
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Re: The Facebook
by lugnutz » Tue May 10, 2011 4:44 pm
I slept for 12 hours straight today. Then I took a nap before, just now, coming to work. Yet the thought of a newborn just made me tired.
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Re: The Facebook
by MCA » Tue May 10, 2011 7:19 pm
This is the status of a girl I graduated high school with. Mind you, I've never seen her since the day we graduated...and I had no idea she was born-again in high school. Apparently she's always been super-christian. Anyways, she's 32 or 33 years old...and this is a no-bullshit honest to God's truth status.
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Re: The Facebook
by lugnutz » Tue May 10, 2011 7:26 pm
Hahahaha
Give me 10 minutes alone with her and she will be doing anal porn!
Give me 10 minutes alone with her and she will be doing anal porn!
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