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Re: The Facebook

Postby B Luc » Sat May 07, 2011 4:16 pm

Initial reports are that the father puked and then passed out on himself. Awkward but not yet confirmed.
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Re: The Facebook

Postby tballa55 » Sat May 07, 2011 4:17 pm

Thats what i would do.
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Re: The Facebook

Postby rearadmiral » Sun May 08, 2011 9:19 am

Baby Slick might just get a 'bud for your bowl' this week.

Because when I think of babies, I think of mustard shits and weed.
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Re: The Facebook

Postby lugnutz » Mon May 09, 2011 11:53 am

I like to think that today it is estimated that it takes nearly $750k to raise a child....it was only $500k for each of mine! :lol:
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Re: The Facebook

Postby Section 40 » Mon May 09, 2011 12:03 pm

Congrats BS1 and condolences on your loss of sleep.

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Re: The Facebook

Postby BS1 » Tue May 10, 2011 7:45 am

thanks all...

1. Father did not pass out, which suprised me
2. RA, Mustard shits are fun! But the 1st couple "tar" poops where just plain wrong
3. T, the rolls are now stale, sorry
4. And I didnt get my derby bet in.....i suck
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Re: The Facebook

Postby MCA » Tue May 10, 2011 9:15 am

You probably didn't do what we did....you know...completely forget that this new human in the room needed to be changed.

I think we waited 8-10 hours (by accident) to change our 1st for the first time. It was a holy shit moment.
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Re: The Facebook

Postby K-G » Tue May 10, 2011 9:34 am

Don't the nurses take care of that shit?
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Re: The Facebook

Postby MCA » Tue May 10, 2011 9:57 am

If theyr'e in the nursery yes....we didn't use the nursery the 1st time around.
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Re: The Facebook

Postby BS1 » Tue May 10, 2011 10:06 am

lol. I was the OCD dad the first two days in the hospital. It seems i changed her every 2 hours if she needed it or not. Most of the time she did though

used the nursery the first night for like 3 hrs so we could get some sleep.
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Re: The Facebook

Postby Section 40 » Tue May 10, 2011 12:12 pm

Is everyone home now or still in the hospital for one more day?
You'll be surprised how much noise a new born baby can make at night.
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Re: The Facebook

Postby BS1 » Tue May 10, 2011 1:07 pm

home yesterday....48 hour stay
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Re: The Facebook

Postby lugnutz » Tue May 10, 2011 4:44 pm

I slept for 12 hours straight today. Then I took a nap before, just now, coming to work. Yet the thought of a newborn just made me tired.
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Re: The Facebook

Postby MCA » Tue May 10, 2011 7:19 pm

This is the status of a girl I graduated high school with. Mind you, I've never seen her since the day we graduated...and I had no idea she was born-again in high school. Apparently she's always been super-christian. Anyways, she's 32 or 33 years old...and this is a no-bullshit honest to God's truth status.


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Re: The Facebook

Postby lugnutz » Tue May 10, 2011 7:26 pm

Hahahaha

Give me 10 minutes alone with her and she will be doing anal porn!
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