Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:14 am

Jesus, I'm sorry friend.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:23 am

that sucks

my condolences
It is what it is......
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Fri Feb 03, 2012 1:26 pm

This story does nothing to dispel the perception of Mississippi as a backwards shithole.
This guy should be dragged out and shot. And he's still not in jail....
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t2#/video/us/2012/02/03/ac-lavandera-mississippi-pardon-dui.cnn
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:16 pm

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby AY » Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:49 pm

"You stay bought into it when you see your opponent sucking air and physically failing, and you're still fit and ready, and you know you own his ass."
-Former Bama LB Cory Reamer on Coach Cochran's training program
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:10 pm

Being caught in a Honduras Prison Fire. Crime doesn't pay.

A massive fire swept through a prison in Honduras and killed close to 360 people, including many inmates trapped inside their cells, officials said on Wednesday.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:22 am

I have been waking up an hour earlier everyday for the last week...no clue why
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby AY » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:12 pm

Old age. Next thing you know you'll be meeting all the other old men at 5am to drink coffee, talk sports and politics while sitting at what the locals call the liar's table.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:48 pm

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STEP 1 to avoiding that
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:56 pm

Living to be 95 years old and burning to death in your own kitchen sucks.

http://articles.boston.com/2012-02-20/m ... -neighbors
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:10 pm

Our fearless leader apologizing again while making no mention of the 2 soldiers killed. Shocking.

KABUL, Afghanistan—President Barack Obama apologized Thursday for the burning of copies of the Muslim holy book at a U.S. military base this week, as violent protests raging nationwide led a man dressed in an Afghan army uniform to kill two U.S. troops.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby mcm » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:31 pm

Section 40, whatever happened to your bro-in-law?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:00 pm

Those that care intervened and sent him to a rehab and he did his 30 days (at a cost of $30K) but he never wanted to go, he only went becaue he was confronted and he lied to the staff the entire time he was there. He gave my sister shit when she spoke with him on the phone and told him that she was going to be truthful with the couselors/staff and he was an asshole to her and hung up on her. This being from a guy who hadn't seen or spoken to her in 3 weeks (facility rules), She went to the facility anyway and tried to help him but he got back in MA after his 30 days promising that he was done with booze... and lasted less than 4 days before having a "misstep". He has since been found passed out at his desk at work which led to him being detoxed for a couple of days leading to another stint in a rehab in NH. He lasted one day there and checked himself out despite her telling him that "they" were over if he did so. In his mind he doesn't have a problem, has a handle on it and everybody else is an asshole. She understands this is/can be a long drawn out process but truthfully I think the time away from him made her realize that she was happier without him. I like him, he's a nice guy (when I see him) and I'm certainly not a judge but if he continues his current path I'd say she'll be done with him by summer.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Jackie Treehorn » Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:30 pm

It costs fucking $30k for 30 days in rehab?

Is that ever covered by insurance or is it always paid out of pocket?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:54 pm

The place he went cost that amount. Sad but true, especially when it seemingly did nothing. Insurance does not cover this. The place he was admitted to for 30 days was the Cadillac of rehabs, the "other" place he went to apparently had regular stiffs,q hence the one day stay.
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