Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:13 am

Hate to say it but he's got a lot of grief to go.

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:41 am

Shooting a guy in the dick, thinking about it for 5 hours and then eating the gun, leaving two young children fatherless in the process, sucks big time.
The DA said the investigation is over and they aren't going to comment but if speculation is true that the shot cop was fucking the wife of the guy who took his life, that would certainly weigh heavily on her mind I would think.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:58 am

Yeah, the shot guy was schtupping the other guy's old lady.

Bitches, man.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:23 pm

If this is true I really feel bad for those kids.
They'll find out down the road that dad shot himself because mom was out ho-ing around....
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:27 pm

Not as bad but my friend Jessica overheard a kid she put at 10 YO yelling at his mom that he "didnt want to have to listen to her bitch because she was in a bad mood about getting caught blowing uncle Ed last night" Great stuff
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:30 pm

hahahahaa

Can't even be mad at the kid.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:34 pm

She said they got in the car and she could hear screaming in the car all the way out of the parking lot lol
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:40 pm

I couldn't understand what you were saying because you had Uncle Ed's dick in your mouth.....
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:40 pm

LOL.

"mom, when you yell It smells like Uncle Ed".
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:01 pm

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:40 pm

lugnutz wrote:Not as bad but my friend Jessica overheard a kid she put at 10 YO yelling at his mom that he "didnt want to have to listen to her bitch because she was in a bad mood about getting caught blowing uncle Ed last night" Great stuff


This still makes me literally laugh out loud.
People at work asked me what I was laughing at and I got no answer....
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:45 am

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:54 am

eat two subs and call me in the morning
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:41 pm

BOSTON—The Massachusetts Appeals Court has ruled that a man whose estranged wife conceived twins through in vitro fertilization must pay child support even though the children are not biologically his and despite a signed agreement between the couple that he is not financially responsible for them.

The court ruled Tuesday that because Chukwudera Okoli gave his consent to Blessing Okoli's in vitro fertilization with donated sperm and eggs, he is the legal father of the children born in 2003. The court said the signed agreement was invalid.

18 years of being forced into paying for kids that aren't yours falls into the "Things that suck like a porn star" category.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:43 pm

That might be the worst entry in this topic!
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