Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:00 pm

Muthafucking shame. I hope the SJC overturns the ruling...but I doubt they will.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:16 pm

what a fucking joke
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:14 pm

Reminds me of the guy who was paying for "his' kids but then found out, Jerry Springer style, that they actually weren't his children... but the court forced him to continue to pay anyway because he acknowledged paternity for 10+ years and they weren't going to change it to ruin the children. Or some such drivel.
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Postby lugnutz » Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:16 pm

Both he and the guy mentioned before need better lawyers
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:24 pm

Section 40 wrote:Reminds me of the guy who was paying for "his' kids but then found out, Jerry Springer style, that they actually weren't his children... but the court forced him to continue to pay anyway because he acknowledged paternity for 10+ years and they weren't going to change it to ruin the children. Or some such drivel.

I read a case like this 1st semester for my Contracts class. I was beyond bullshit.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:36 pm

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/moberly ... 75IU9FQA7N

As long as a few of Missouri's Ignorant Judges refuse to give a the Non Biological father any justice stories like the following will haunt us. My son-in-law has been paying $450.00 per month for Child Support +$75.00 for Medical Insurance for the past 9 1/2 YEARS. That's alot of money! 114 months of Child Support x $450-00 =$51,300-00 PLUS 114 months of Medical Insurance x $75.00 =$8550.00 for a to date total of $59,850.00. I paid for a DNA test to prove his possibility of being the Biological Father. The results came back as NEGATIVE with a 0% chance of him being the father. The mother admitted in court, that she had a real good idea he was NOT the father when she had the child & listed him as the father! The mother can not recieve any welfare support due to the fact a few years ago, she was convicted of a felony drug charge. So, She relies on the child support! Even with this information, The county Judge stated, You've been the childs father this long, you WILL continue to be & You WILL pay child support! The Judge said that Missouri will not "Bastardize " a child. My son-in-law even said the child could keep his last name if wanted just to keep anyone from knowing or considering it as fatherless. He had been involved with the childs mother then they broke up due to her cheating on him. Then about 3 months later, she wanted to try to make things work between them.... They were together for 2 days when she asked him, if I was pregnant w/ another mans child, would you raise it as if it were your own? He replied NO! They then broke up that day (She admitted in court, that they never got back together after that break-up). Needless to say 1 week later she popped a positive pregnancy test. She listed him as the father. Child Support Enforcement ordered him to pay $450.00 per month plus pay for medical Ins. and there's NOTHING he can do about it. Meanwhile, the childs mother boasts about how she screwed him & the system. She stated she picked him because she knew he would work & make good money vs the childs biological father. To date, Missouri Child Support Enforcement will not demand her for the true identity of the childs biological father. The BAD part is, if he refuses to pay for someone elses child.... He will get sent to JAIL or PRISON! GREAT SYSTEM WE HAVE....NOT!!!!!
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:40 pm

Jesus. That's why I stay pulling out. And I wish someone would fill that bitches cunt with liquid nitrogen.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:13 pm

this video...what a fucking tease...

I hit refresh like 3x, then I realized what the deal was, haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 7iBiCpbrqE
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:18 pm

Hahahaha thats great
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:55 pm

Your house burning down. And the 4 next door.

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:57 am

Missing March madness because you have to dump a grand to remove your kids wisdom teeth=the suck
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:28 am

Monday hangovers!
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:22 pm

Surgery for a torn ACL & MCL(again) on Wednesday is gonna suck, crutches for a month, and months of physical therapy.

Looks like my dream of getting drafted in the NFL this year won't happen. I did get above a 4 on the Wonderlic though.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:42 pm

Damn, kid. That definitely sucks a dick.

You ballin' without your braces, again? You need to get those liquid metal ligament replacements.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:57 pm

Yup, and I knew I hurt it and didn't do anything about it and now it's at the point where I can't really walk down stairs without it poppin' out so I have to get it done.
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