Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:55 pm

I can only imagine how much that must hurt.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:04 pm

tballa55 wrote:Yup, and I knew I hurt it and didn't do anything about it and now it's at the point where I can't really walk down stairs without it poppin' out so I have to get it done.

Sounds like loads of fun. Knee surgery might be the worst non-'there's a 50/50 chance you won't survive the surgery' kind of surgery. The pain afterwards is brutal, and you realize when you can't use your knees how much you do use them. pause.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:57 am

tballa55 wrote:Surgery for a torn ACL & MCL(again) on Wednesday is gonna suck, crutches for a month, and months of physical therapy.

Looks like my dream of getting drafted in the NFL this year won't happen. I did get above a 4 on the Wonderlic though.



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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Mr. X » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:14 am

Section 40 wrote:http://www.topix.com/forum/city/moberly-mo/TFLDPJC75IU9FQA7N

As long as a few of Missouri's Ignorant Judges refuse to give a the Non Biological father any justice stories like the following will haunt us. My son-in-law has been paying $450.00 per month for Child Support +$75.00 for Medical Insurance for the past 9 1/2 YEARS. That's alot of money! 114 months of Child Support x $450-00 =$51,300-00 PLUS 114 months of Medical Insurance x $75.00 =$8550.00 for a to date total of $59,850.00. I paid for a DNA test to prove his possibility of being the Biological Father. The results came back as NEGATIVE with a 0% chance of him being the father.


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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:53 pm

FUCK THIS CASH DEAL BULLSHIT...........10 FUCKING DEALS IN A ROW!!!!!
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:03 pm

???
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:27 pm

everyone is paying cash today....me=$0
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:54 pm

People have $30k laying around to buy a new car? Fuck am I doing wrong.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:55 pm

Its crazy with rates the way they are
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:38 pm

B Luc wrote:People have $30k laying around to buy a new car? Fuck am I doing wrong.


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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:43 am

lugnutz wrote:FUCK THIS CASH DEAL BULLSHIT...........10 FUCKING DEALS IN A ROW!!!!!


I made a deal with the devil while i was in surgery today, nice to see he held up his end of the deal. Off topic, does a person really need his soul?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:43 am

YES.....that is all that is left when we destroy our body's at first performing vigorous athletic tasks when we are young....and later dulling that pain with booze and fatty foods.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:27 am

i say no....that is all

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:05 am

BS1 is a hick, so his opinion doesn't matter.

Tballa, hope it went well. You get the Vic's, the percs or the oxycodones?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:08 am

I hope you get the herp from some skank
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