Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Typical El Presidente Random Thoughts type stuff

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:20 am

All is well. Nurse in post-op was sexy as hell and had a nice butt and gave me 2 shots of fentanyl and 2 percocet within 10 minutes of waking up. So my Lugnutz senses kicked in and I asked her if she was trying to take advantage of me. She started flirting back so after a while I asked for her number and she wrote it on my braclet. Texted her last night and it was her. tballa for the win.

BLuc they gave me a script for 60 percocet.
i'll hit you up mana-nahhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar
tballa55
Title Town
 
Posts: 9783
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:03 pm

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:29 am

@ BS1goatfucker: Well that's just harsh, bro.

@Tballa: hahhahaha hoes will be hoes. Take pictures.

Also, 60 Percs is pretty good.
Whores til proven otherwise. And they so rarely do.
User avatar
B Luc
I post a lot
 
Posts: 15343
Joined: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:24 pm
Location: In a hole with a shovel

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:29 am

tballa55 wrote:All is well. Nurse in post-op was sexy as hell and had a nice butt and gave me 2 shots of fentanyl and 2 percocet within 10 minutes of waking up. So my Lugnutz senses kicked in and I asked her if she was trying to take advantage of me. She started flirting back so after a while I asked for her number and she wrote it on my braclet. Texted her last night and it was her. tballa for the win.

BLuc they gave me a script for 60 percocet.


pics or it didnt happen
It is what it is......
User avatar
BS1
Not As Awesome as I think!
 
Posts: 7332
Joined: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:05 pm
Location: 2-0 in the SB vs. the Pats

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:32 am

I'll foward them when i get her to send some, give me a couple days.
i'll hit you up mana-nahhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar
tballa55
Title Town
 
Posts: 9783
Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:03 pm

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:02 am

The nice assed nurse and perc comment clearly belong in the "Things that don't suck" thread.
Section 40
Alt-Tab Master
 
Posts: 4524
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2005 6:13 pm
Location: Patriots Bandwagon

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:19 am

This the worst story I have ever seen.
Fucking horrible.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.1059758
Section 40
Alt-Tab Master
 
Posts: 4524
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2005 6:13 pm
Location: Patriots Bandwagon

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:44 am

I would have got a post-op BJ but good going getting her number! :wink:
2011 Canning Bowl Beer Pong Champion!
lugnutz
I post a lot
 
Posts: 25506
Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:50 pm
Location: Laconia Smithsonian Museum

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby mcm » Tue Apr 17, 2012 4:47 pm

people that end their worthless facebook posts with hashtag-somethinggay

#killyourself

#savethatweakassshitfortwitter

#ifanyofyouhomosonheredothatiapologizeinadvance
lugnutz wrote:Our talk was brief but she seems cool.
User avatar
mcm
Title Town
 
Posts: 7599
Joined: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:51 pm
Location: Room 112

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Section 40 » Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:06 pm

Waking up yesterday morning feeling like I was hit by a truck with every bone and muscle in my body killing me. It hurt to lie down, which was the only thing I could do for the better part of 24 hours. Missed the Fenway party in the process, which wasn't necessarily bad.
Section 40
Alt-Tab Master
 
Posts: 4524
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2005 6:13 pm
Location: Patriots Bandwagon

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:28 am

Training a new guy........5th in 6 years. I already told the boss if this one cant hang just pay me double and stop wasting my time.
2011 Canning Bowl Beer Pong Champion!
lugnutz
I post a lot
 
Posts: 25506
Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:50 pm
Location: Laconia Smithsonian Museum

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Sat May 05, 2012 8:27 am

knee=blown out

Dr Monday AM
2011 Canning Bowl Beer Pong Champion!
lugnutz
I post a lot
 
Posts: 25506
Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:50 pm
Location: Laconia Smithsonian Museum

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Sat May 05, 2012 11:52 am

Shit. How'd you do that? Right or left?
Whores til proven otherwise. And they so rarely do.
User avatar
B Luc
I post a lot
 
Posts: 15343
Joined: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:24 pm
Location: In a hole with a shovel

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Sat May 05, 2012 11:54 am

Left.... tweaked it playing golf. twisted it badly avoiding poodle. It will be the 3rd procedure on that knee so it wasn't entirely surprising it happened.
2011 Canning Bowl Beer Pong Champion!
lugnutz
I post a lot
 
Posts: 25506
Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:50 pm
Location: Laconia Smithsonian Museum

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Sat May 05, 2012 11:56 am

That blows but at least you can stil drive.
Whores til proven otherwise. And they so rarely do.
User avatar
B Luc
I post a lot
 
Posts: 15343
Joined: Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:24 pm
Location: In a hole with a shovel

Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Sat May 05, 2012 11:57 am

thank God! I'm heading out tonight with the Scott's haha


And you know neither of them are driving me while drinking
2011 Canning Bowl Beer Pong Champion!
lugnutz
I post a lot
 
Posts: 25506
Joined: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:50 pm
Location: Laconia Smithsonian Museum

PreviousNext

Return to Misc

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: MSNbot Media, Yahoo [Bot] and 1 guest