Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Sat May 12, 2012 7:45 pm

Took my Contracts final today. I feel like the professor took his cock out, shoved it in my ear and did some helicockter action in there. Sans lube.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby Big Cheese » Sun May 13, 2012 12:21 am

When did comedy stop being clever and just become a string of shock value non-sequitors? I want to say it was Billy Madison and Adam Sandler's whole schtick. Try to picture Johnny Carson watching SNL and seeing his reaction to the "comedy". I'm just sick of pretending everything Will Ferrell does is hilarious. How many times can you laugh at these bits that are nothing more than "off the wall" gags that are supposed to make you shrug your shoulders because each one made less sense than the last.

The Hangover was the most recent comedy that comes to mind that brought clever wit to the table. I kind of feel like one of those guys that says things were "better in my day". But when it comes to comedy I really feel like that's the case. I haven't really liked a sitcom since Seinfeld.

It's kind of boils down to the difference between The Simpsons and Family Guy. One is genius and the other was funny for the first season.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby rearadmiral » Sun May 13, 2012 1:58 am

Agree 100%, Grande Fromage.

The American comedy scene is a shell of its former self. There are hardly any transcendent comedians anymore. Louis CK best in game right now...and he doesn't even crack top 10 of all time (and I'm a fan).

There will never be anything as funny as "Eddie Murphy Delirious".
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Sun May 13, 2012 8:47 pm

B Luc wrote:Took my Contracts final today. I feel like the professor took his cock out, shoved it in my ear and did some helicockter action in there. Sans lube.


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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon May 14, 2012 8:01 am

Nope. Actually was just going over the essay questions and my answers in my head...not good.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon May 21, 2012 12:07 pm

Gout in a bad knee
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon May 21, 2012 12:19 pm

How the fuck did you get gout in your knee?
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Postby lugnutz » Mon May 21, 2012 12:20 pm

I'm not sure but he thinks that is why it became so painful again last night. I'm having so much fun with this fucking knee!
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Mon May 21, 2012 12:45 pm

I get it sometimes if I eat a ton of seafood....but only in my feet (big toe)...never heard of it in someones knee
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon May 21, 2012 12:48 pm

I guess if you are prone to it an injury can flare it up in the spot you hurt.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon May 21, 2012 12:55 pm

I should add its not 100% that is what it is.....its just he is running out of options and I cant take the fucking pain anymore.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby B Luc » Mon May 21, 2012 1:11 pm

BS1 wrote:I get it sometimes if I eat a ton of seafood....but only in my feet (big toe)...never heard of it in someones knee

Is that what that shooting pain in the big toe is?
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby lugnutz » Mon May 21, 2012 1:12 pm

The only other time i've had it it was in my toe....and i did hurt. But the pills they gave me stopped it in hours...3 hours later my knee is still as bad as it ever was.
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby BS1 » Mon May 21, 2012 1:43 pm

me thinks it more than gout....
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Re: Things That Suck Like A Porn Star

Postby tballa55 » Mon May 21, 2012 3:54 pm

lugnutz wrote:I'm not sure but he thinks that is why it became so painful again last night. I'm having so much fun with this fucking knee!



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