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by **lugnutz** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:40 pm

Dumb ass! I had a vasectomy!

Those are my favorite accusations to hear from an attorney......of course having one of my girls show up prego makes an quick STD screening necessary.
:lol:

by **lugnutz** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:57 pm

But really my son got a ticket for having illegal plates on his truck. Only they weren't illegal, the truck was registered to my brother in law, and all legal. The DA pulled us out into the hallway and said he would file a not guilty and after a year of no trouble it would be gone. I asked my son to leave and told the DA that we both knew that it was a crap charge not winnable in front of a jury, but that I liked the fear of it hanging over my kid for 3 months while driving. He agreed and that was that.

I like stories.

Then I got head from the court stenographer. :wink:

by **mcm** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:00 pm

ewww

by **lugnutz** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:01 pm

Funny I think her mustache was bigger.

by **rearadmiral** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:50 pm

lugnutz wrote:But really my son got a ticket for having illegal plates on his truck. Only they weren't illegal, the truck was registered to my brother in law, and all legal. The DA pulled us out into the hallway and said he would file a not guilty and after a year of no trouble it would be gone. I asked my son to leave and told the DA that we both knew that it was a crap charge not winnable in front of a jury, but that I liked the fear of it hanging over my kid for 3 months while driving. He agreed and that was that.

I like stories.

Then I got head from the court stenographer.

So your son's truck is registered to his uncle. No biggie there. Why'd the cop feel the need to bust his balls? Didn't answer questions to his satisfaction? Couldn't recite the alphabet? :lol:

by **lugnutz** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:54 pm

My brother and law and I decided to let him drive it for a few months before just letting him have it. Kind of a trial basis. The "infraction" occurred during bike week....with Mass plates on his truck and 3 other teenagers in the truck the officer decided it would be a great time to pull him over. He blamed a shred of tshirt that was tied to the ball hitch for supposedly obscuring the plates. Which was bullshit. Boy passed every test and search.

by **lugnutz** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:57 pm

I was busy waiting for this customer to decide about L & D.....and knew I typed that too quick. LOL

by **rearadmiral** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:02 pm

lugnutz wrote:My brother and law and I decided to let him drive it for a few months before just letting him have it. Kind of a trial basis. The "infraction" occurred during bike week....with Mass plates on his truck and 3 other teenagers in the truck the officer decided it would be a great time to pull him over. He blamed a shred of tshirt that was tied to the ball hitch for supposedly obscuring the plates. Which was bullshit. Boy passed every test and search.

That's just the cop making everybody money at you and your kid's time/expense.

Clogged courts = more OT for everyone.

Now your kid's under the thumb (which you don't mind) all because some cop didn't get blown before he left the house (which sucks for your son).

by **Boston** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:05 pm

the real victim in all this = court stenographer

by **B Luc** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:31 pm

lugnutz wrote:My brother and law and I decided to let him drive it for a few months before just letting him have it. Kind of a trial basis. The "infraction" occurred during bike week....with Mass plates on his truck and 3 other teenagers in the truck the officer decided it would be a great time to pull him over. He blamed a shred of tshirt that was tied to the ball hitch for supposedly obscuring the plates. Which was bullshit. Boy passed every test and search.

Damn that took a while to get a court date, dude.

I've wiped my ass with tp bigger than the cloth tied to ball hitch. fact.

by **lugnutz** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:33 pm

No shit BLuc.....crazy.

RA there must have been 25 officers in there that morning.......all collecting huge OT and doing nothing but watching the judge and DA negotiate fines and penalties. Its a shit system.

by **rearadmiral** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:40 pm

Why do you think they won't call it in regards to the Drug War? That's putting a lid on the trough.

by **lugnutz** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:24 am

According to todayâ€™s Nashua Telegraph (not verified), every municipal, county, sheriff and state police officer will be patrolling this Friday (11/12) looking for distracted and aggressive motorists.

by **MIKAELGM** » Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:47 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnTVNZojojU

by **tballa55** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:33 am

Did you guys hear about the 4 y/o from Iowa yet?

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