Lance Thomas, PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL PLAYER for the New York Knicks

Who says the refs don’t call travels/double-dribbles/up-and-downs in NBA games?

Now, THIS is how you Knicks. I legitimately counted five violations in six seconds.

  •  2 Double-Dribbles
  • 1 Out-of-Bounds
  • 1 Up-and-Down
  • 1 Drag Foot/Travel

The officials not calling anything here is as funny as the play itself. If this doesn’t solicit a whistle, what the hell does?

In all seriousness, enough of the damn W streak, tonight was the perfect Knicks game for fans of the team. A close, competitive game where the young guys play hard/well/get crucial crunch-time minutes experience, and ultimately lost. There is too much at stake this summer to be doing something stupid — like winning…

capitals fire

 

By worldwidewob posted January 25th, 2015 at 2:04 PM

Chrissy Teigen Pouring Milk All Over Herself Like A Weirdo

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So I guess Chrissy Teigen covered herself in jalapenos by accident and the only way to ease the pain was taking a milk bath? I dunno. Fucking weird, man. Fuckin weird.

By KFC posted January 24th, 2015 at 7:04 PM

Francesa With A Kingly Response As The Francesacon Crowd Chants “Fuck Michael Kay!”

What an incredible moment at Francesacon Part II. “Nobody caeahs about him.” So perfect.

I’ll be honest at first I didnt like the way everything went down with Francesacon 2. I liked it better when it was just all the mongos getting together at the bar. When Mike got involved and things were moved to Irving Plaza it lost all its luster for me. I liked it when the idea was like a party and not like a structured event. But after seeing him take the stage like a freaking stand up comedian entertaining that crowd I’m pissed I missed it. Crackin jokes about Fox Sports 1 and Michael Kay. Clowning around with Bill and Mike as they did their Mike and the Mad Dog impressions. The live band playing the Mike’s On theme. Looks like it all came together really well. Plus made a bunch of money for charity so thats always awesome. Great work out of Mike and Ron and all the Francesacon guys. Incredible that not only were they able to get Francesa to attend, but take the stage and basically perform. Great day for Mongo Nation. Here’s to part 3 next year.

By KFC posted January 24th, 2015 at 6:53 PM

Mia Khalifa Grinding Her Ass To Timeflies’ Song “Mia Khalifa”

Well they say you havent really made it until you make a webcam video of yourself twerking and shaking your ass to a song that is named after you. Number 1 porn star and now this, Mia Khalifa has officially arrived!

PS – This chick doesnt do it for me at all. Probably because I’m racist but whatever. She’s got Big Cat’s eyebrows for fucks sake.

By KFC posted January 23rd, 2015 at 5:00 PM

Knicks/Lakers Pulled By ESPN To Air Chris Paul’s Celebrity Bowling Event

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NY Post - The Knicks’ scheduled nationally televised games are falling like bowling pins. A matinee clash with the Lakers Super Bowl Sunday on ESPN was pulled by the network — not for another NBA showdown — but for a celebrity bowling event, an NBA source told The Post. The game being yanked from the network was announced Wednesday night — marking the seventh ESPN/ABC game that has been yanked from the 7-36 Knicks. The Chris Paul-hosted celebrity bowling event has been deemed more appetizing than the bumbling Lakers (12-31) visiting the bumbling Knicks in Derek Fisher’s first game as coach against his former club.

Rock bottom. Absolute rock fucking bottom. That sound you hear is Adam Silver fumbling around with all sorts of ping pong balls trying to make sure New York and LA are some how the big winners on Draft Day.

By KFC posted January 23rd, 2015 at 4:40 PM

Draftkings Coming In Hot With The Pro Bowl/Super Bowl Combo Challenge

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The Desert Bowl, baby! Draftkings is just flat out making new ways to play fantasy. I mean this one is pure chaos. Its a Super Bowl/Pro Bowl hybrid. Thats such a preposterous idea you basically have to throw your hat in the ring. I’m waiting for them to start doing cross-sport challenges. Drafting Tom Brady and Kevin Durant for the same tournament or something.

The Super Bowl/Pro Bowl challenge features basically all the best players in football and is more or less a complete crapshoot. Absolutely no reason you cant be the $5,000 winner. After this fantasy football is gone…might as well give it one last shot

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By KFC posted January 23rd, 2015 at 4:10 PM

Blue Jays Top Prospect Lives In A Van Down By The River

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Yahoo- As we learned on Wednesday, top Toronto Blue Jays prospect Daniel Norris’ offseason preparation consists of spending several weeks living in a van down by the ocean. No, this isn’t a Saturday Night Live skit coming to life, but that’s the first thought that comes to mind. While Norris’ 1978 Volkswagen van isn’t his permanent residence, for the third straight year it’s serving as his transportation to spring training in Dunedin, Florida and his gateway to finding peace of mind before a new season begins. According to MiLB.com’s Josh Jackson, the 21-year-old left-hander makes the trek from his home in Johnson City, Tennessee, to Dunedin, but goes out of his way to make frequent stops to surf or go on other adventures that appeal to his outdoorsy nature. He’s equipped to cook his own meals and make his own morning coffee, so the Blue Jays don’t have to worry about frequent trips to nearby fast food restaurants. With that said though, the team is fully aware of his adventures and aren’t keen on them.  

“[The Blue Jays] have expressed concern as far as living in the van. For them, it’s just, ‘Why?’ They’ve kind of said, ‘Well, we don’t think that’s a very good idea.’ I said, ‘You’ve got to understand, I’ve been doing stuff like this my whole life,’” explained Norris. 

“They’ve kind of said, ‘Well, OK, but we don’t get it,’ and I’m kind of like, ‘I don’t expect you to get it — that’s OK.’”

The Blue Jays may not understand or like Norris’ approach, but it’s working for him. He’ll enter camp next month as the No. 25 prospect in baseball according to MLB.com, which indicates he has the physical tools to pitch in the big leagues. For him, though, there’s obviously a balance that needs to be achieved to uphold the mental side, and being in the outdoors gives him that balance.  

“Being outdoors and in the outdoor world — all the activities out there — the action sports are a workout by themselves,” he said. “Obviously, I am getting my [baseball] work in. I am in the gym a lot during the offseason, but I really want to make sure I get out and do something in the mountains or go on a surfing trip as much as I can.

“I went on a number of hikes this year, just because I live in the mountains. I took a couple [shorter] surf trips down in South Carolina. It’s important to take a few days and enjoy some peace and quiet. I’m always going on journeys and hoping to find a little adventure. The offseason, I try to be surrounded by journeys, camping out and stuff.”

Hey kid how about you just live in a house like the rest of us and dont do anything to jeopardize your eventual life as a bazillionaire, ok? I mean I’m not trying to say living in a 1978 Volkswagon van down by the ocean is gonna ruin your arm or anything, but I dunno, how about you just get a fucking apartment near the ocean? With a real bed and shit. A kitchen. A bathroom. I’m not an MLB scout but I cant imagine a dude living like a hobo in a van eating fast food all the time is the best way to prep for the season. Get your hippie dippy shit out of here, bro. Buy some actual shelter, throw some chew in your mouth, and strike motherfuckers out. Tobacco is natural right? Keep in touch with mother nature with that and ditch the whole homeless shtick. You’re not a Boy Scout you’re a professional baseball player.

PS - “[The Blue Jays] have expressed concern as far as living in the van. “We dont think its a very good idea” is hilarious. You know John Gibbons is like “What? This fucking kid wants to live in a fan?” I guess you cant tell someone where to live but I’m sure the whole organization is like “We’d really really really prefer you to live in a goddam house as opposed to a Volkswagon Van.”

PPS – You think he smashes in that thing? He’s the 25th best prospect in all of baseball so theres no doubt he gets pussy but I dont think he’s well known enough to be like “wanna come back to my van?’ Sounds super rapey and homeless. Probably gets a bunch of hippie ass though. Fuckin in a VW like its 1969.

By KFC posted January 23rd, 2015 at 3:20 PM

3 Foot 11 Stripper Midget Marries US Army Sergeant

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Daily MailThey say opposites attract and that’s certainly the case for 3ft 11in Kat Hoffman, whose husband-to-be is almost double her height. The 26-year-old from Bellefontaine, Ohio, who earns more than $1,000 a week as a stripper, met 6ft Eich Buscher last year through a friend and they hit it off instantly. ’Our personalities clicked . . . I always go for tall men, I love the size difference,’ Kat mused. Busher, 35, says their difference in appearance ‘does pose some problems’ but nothing too big that they can’t handle. ‘Obviously she walks slower,’ he joked.  The wrestling enthusiast who is a soldier in the U.S. army has a full body tattoo from his neck to his ankles so is used to getting ‘strange looks’ in public. He continued: ’This whole world is filled with different kinds of types of people and you have to realise that some people will not accept you for who you are.  ’You just ignore those people.’ Busher’s fiancee was born with diastrophic dysplasia dwarfism which means her arms, legs and torso are shorter than average and weighs just 61lbs. Growing up she faced abuse for her size but now she’s having the last laugh after forging a lucrative career as an exotic dancer and finding the love of her life. ,The unlikely pin-up girl said: ‘At school I felt like an outcast, people bullied me because of my size and I was angry at the world. ’Since getting famous as a dancer I’ve learned to be myself. Now all the people who ignored me at school want to be my friend on Facebook. ’I call myself a smile producer – not an exotic entertainer. I just want to put smiles on people’s face.’

God Bless America. God bless this great, great nation from sea to shining sea. Because only in this country can you find a 3 foot 11 midget who’s become a stripper, but also an honorable serviceman named EICH who wants to marry her. Kat and Eich are the true American couple. They represent the diversity, freedom, and capitalism that America is all about. In what other country could a 3 foot tall dwarf become an exotic dancer? In what other country are there men out there who are free to say “Yes, actually I would enjoy a lap dance from a 3 foot tall dwarf?” In what other country could an Army Sergeant marry this little person pole dancer and nobody bats an eyelash? No other country, thats the answer.

Because men like Eich Buscher are out there on the front lines protecting all those American values. Kat Hoffman is out there persevering despite her handicap. Its because of courageous men and women like them that we have midget strippers falling in love at all. So I salute and thank this lovely couple for embodying everything that the good Old US of A is all about.

PS – A Stripper calling herself a “smile producer” instead of a “stripper” is some incredible PR spin. Bravo, babe. I’d say if we’re being honest you’re probably a “confused boner producer” but we dont need to get too literal.

By KFC posted January 23rd, 2015 at 2:30 PM
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