Chiefs Fan Face Fucks Pats Fan

We’ve been talking about brawls in the stadiums during games a lot recently. I really cannot imagine many scenarios where I would throw down at a sporting event. But some guy face fucking me like that might be worth tossing some haymakers. Thats just as demoralizing as it gets.

Why was this Pats bro just sitting on the steps anyway? What the hell is that about?

PS – Love the USA and America chants at the end. That pretty much makes zero sense but somehow it makes perfect sense. Rooting against the Pats is as American as it gets.

By KFC posted September 29th, 2014 at 9:51 PM

Barstool NYC Local Smokeshow Of The Day – Steph

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Introducing Steph from Maywood.  Good lord this girl is beautiful.  Jersey coming in HOT on this Monday afternoon.

 

Know any smokes? Time to reload, send a name and fb link to beardobarstool@gmail.com to nominate

 

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By beardo posted September 29th, 2014 at 5:40 PM

Ndamukong Suh Rumored To Want To Play In New York Next Year






Daily NewsThe Lions are bracing for the departure of controversial defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh through free agency after this season, and he’s reportedly got his eye on the Big Apple. Suh, a three-time Pro Bowler, intends to test free agency and has previously told people of his desire to play in New York. The idea of playing in New York appeals greatly to the 6-4, 305-pound Suh, the report says. According to ESPN, Suh has routinely spoken of wanting to play in New York in the past, and he’s intrigued by the city’s ability to boost his public profile and his brand. For all of his talent, the three-time first-team All Pro and former Rookie of the Year is a polarizing figure, having drawn criticism for his style of play. He’s been referred to by players around the league as the dirtiest player in the NFL. Suh has been fined a total of $216,875 throughout his career. The Giants could have a spot for Suh; young Johnathan Hankins is developing, but Cullen Jenkins will be 34 next season. The Jets, meanwhile, could have a fearsome defensive line if Suh teams with the already-dangerous duo of Sheldon Richardson and Muhammad Wilkerson.

There’s no questioning Suh’s talent as one of the best DTs in the game. I love the edge he plays with. He’s similar to an NHL agitator, and sometimes playing such an aggressive style ends up in a dirty play. Whatever. It ain’t easy teetering on that line. Any pass rusher who hates QBs as much as Suh – to the point where he can’t help but try to literally rip their heads off – is OK by me. No matter how much the NFL tries to pussify the game, you still gotta have a mean streak somewhere on your team. There’s none meaner than Suh. But all that doesn’t mean I’d love to see him in blue opposite Hankins next year.

First of all, how much is this guy gonna cost? Check out the top 2 cap hits for 2014:

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That’s not to say $22 mil is what he’ll command – his current 5-year/$68 mil deal is end-loaded so this number is distorted a bit. Point is, if the Giants have any interest in bringing him on board, they’re gonna have to dig deep & sacrifice other potential needs. If Beatty continues his resurgence while Pugh & Richburg keep improving and Schwartz returns strong, perhaps Big Blue can afford to concentrate on the defensive side of the ball. Still, they also need to figure out what to do with #2 on that list. Eli’s contract is up after 2015, but I’m sure they’ll extend him at some point before then & soften his cap number. A lot of “if’s” though before assuming a 5-year deal keeping Suh the highest paid tackle would even fit.

Even if it does, I don’t trust him. Can’t help but feel like there’s a shot at a Haynesworth-like blowup at some point down the road. Seems weird that such a dominant player in the prime of his career is more worried about landing somewhere that’ll help he & Jigga improve his “brand” instead of, you know, winning his first playoff game. And even though he doesn’t seem to be trouble off the field, who knows if the Giants view “the league’s dirtiest player” as a guy they want in their locker room. No doubt it’s an exciting match to think about, but Suh is a risk that’ll most likely price the G-Men out in the end.

By 610 posted September 29th, 2014 at 4:50 PM

New Non-Alcoholic Club “Sober” Opens Up

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NPR – Breathalyzers were placed in the doorway of a nightclub in Stockholm this weekend, with an unusual purpose: to ensure no guests had been drinking alcohol. It was all part of a plan for a booze-free night out called Sober, where staff were also on the lookout for anyone who seemed to be on drugs. The plan for a club in a hip Stockholm neighborhood to host a monthly alcohol-free night created a buzz, if you will, when it was announced by comedian Mårten Andersson last month. And it seems to have been a hit, with nearly 900 people packing the sold-out venue to hear DJs on two separate dance floors and sip boozeless cocktails, faux beer and sham Champagne. According to a reporter who went to the club Friday night, the Sodra Theatre filled up early, with an eclectic crowd checking out music by Zoo Brazil, the Bee Gees and others. ”The crowd was much more diverse than you get at most European club nights,” Maddy Savage writes for Sweden’s The Local, “with curious teenagers joining former alcoholics in their fifties, clean-living yogis and breastfeeding mothers in their thirties.” In The Local, Savage reports that while many people seemed to be having fun, at least a few people were having second thoughts. “People don’t usually dance when they are sober, so it is like an awkward social experiment,” a young man named Maximillian said. “A lot of guys here in Sweden are kind of shy when they are not drinking,” his friend Hampus added. Perhaps those guys will benefit from the type of contemplation Andersson encourages. “The idea of SOBER is not only that there should be a club where you do not drink alcohol but something deeper than that,”

Quite possibly the last place I’d ever, ever want to go. I can’t even think of a worse place to spend a night sober. I don’t know exactly what I’d do at night if I ever had to give up booze, but I promise you it wouldn’t be a sober club. I can barely handle them drunk. “Come to Hell for a night!” We’ve got loud music, lots of people, flashing lights and absolutely nothing to dull your senses! It’ll be a blast!” No booze, no drunks, and look at this description of the clientele:

“with curious teenagers joining former alcoholics in their fifties, clean-living yogis and breastfeeding mothers in their thirties.” 

Teens, old washed up alcoholics, new mothers, and healthy hipsters. Those could quite possibly be the 4 worst groups society has to offer. Like ISIS would round out the top 5 for people I’d least wanna party with. Whoever that club promoter is deserves the biggest raise imaginable. He’s gotta be the best promoter on the planet. Like selling ice to an eskimo times a billion.

By KFC posted September 29th, 2014 at 4:10 PM

These Bodybuilder Christian Swingers Are Living Life To The Fullest

“Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife…but what if your neighbor wants you to?”

Huff Po – Love thy neighbor as yourself. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Do not covet thy neighbor’s ass. These are the ethical foundations of any good swinger’s lifestyle. If you like Jesus, pumping iron and pumping/getting pumped by acquaintances bound by holy matrimony, there’s a website just for you. It’s called Fitness Swingers, and it’s the brainchild of Cristy Parave and her husband, Dean, who dreamed up the site after reportedly having a threesome with this wife and her female friend. Apparently, the sex was just heavenly. The Florida couple, who met at a bodybuilding competition, are interested in sharing their beliefs and their spouses with others who feel similarly. They started their online network 7 years ago, and haven’t looked back. The pillars of their relationship: A commitment to their faith, to fitness, and to the ideals of the swinger lifestyle. Dean Parave told Barcroft Media that he doesn’t think that his swinger lifestyle conflicts with his Christian beliefs. In fact, he considers it a kind of ministry. ”So far today, God hasn’t told me, ‘Dean stop that, it’s a sin. I don’t want you to do that.’ Until he does that, I’m going to keep trying to help as many people as I can,” he told Barcroft. Christy said she needed a little convincing that it was moral at first, but now she’s totally convinced that god is on their side. “God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other,” she told Barcroft. “I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”

Gotta love these roided up God freaks just coming up with every loophole they possibly can to convince themselves fucking every single person in sight is ok. Like “well God hasn’t told me NOT to fuck that dude’s wife, so I’m gonna assume its fair game.” The old “Hey God, if you want me to fuck my neighbor’s wife, DON’T say anything right now…..*silence*…OK thanks, God! You’re the man!”

The Bible doesn’t say anything about swinging so thats a green light! If it brings people happiness then God would be happy! If a man and wife agree to it, then you’re just honoring your marriage and God!

I love em. Every last excuse possible to convince yourselves you can trade wives like goddam Pokemon cards. I do that shit all the time. Not the swinging, the convincing yourself. I can rationalize just about any behavior. Every decision I make, I convince myself its absolutely the right move. But I must admit, waking up every morning and being like “I NEED to do a cycle, I NEED to hit the gym, and I NEED to fuck Billy’s wife. Thats the way God would want it” is some impressive shit. Justifying that to yourself and your army of swingers is flat out inspirational. Makes me wanna go do absolutely whatever I want and tell myself I’m doing God’s work.

By KFC posted September 29th, 2014 at 2:50 PM

Francesa Comin In HOT Today

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Annnnd Boom goes the dynamite. Mike just flying off the handle as only Mike could. And a quick little backhanded apology blaming the callers for making him yell is what makes him Numbah One.

By KFC posted September 29th, 2014 at 2:26 PM

Isles Settling In To The Barclays Center Nicely With Their Jumbotron About A Thousand Feet Off Center

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Jussst a bit outside. Its not that big of a deal, obviously. Nobody will really care when JT and the boys are tearing it up in Brooklyn. But isn’t it funny how these things seem to always seem to happen to the Second Franchises of New York? The Mets making asses of themselves on Twitter. The Jets always being the butt of the joke. The Islanders can’t even fit into their new home correctly. Its just always these off the field/court/ice issues that seem to make everyone laugh and say “Poor Mets/Jets/Islanders fans.”

Its just the cross we bear.

By KFC posted September 29th, 2014 at 2:10 PM

KFC Radio Double Feature This Week With Big Baby Trent And Nate

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I gotta bang out a couple episodes of everyone’s favorite shitshow early this week, so we’re gonna need to fire up the voicemails a couple days ahead of time. Gonna record a regular episode with Big Cat and Feits, and then we’re gonna double up with Big Baby/Big Daddy Trent and Nate Dogg-sitter. We can talk about Big Daddy being the most famous person in Iowa. You can ask him a bunch of ignorant, misinformed questions about living in his awful state. You can ask Nate about Britt McHenry and his famous cameo in the Draftkings commercial. Whatevre you want. So call the hotline and leave voicemails for the new guys as well as anything you might want Big Cat or Feits to answer. I’m gonna need double the voicemails this week so everyone call in and bring the heat.

646-807-8665

By KFC posted September 29th, 2014 at 1:40 PM
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