Life Size Manute Bol Bobble Head Is Flat Out Awesome

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7 feet 7 inches of bobble head greatness. Just magnificent. If Skymall had a life size Manute Bol bobble head statue I’d buy it in a heartbeat. I’ve always been on the fence about the Yeti statue but Manute bobble would be an no brainer.

Manute Bol, God rest his soul, is one of those guys who is just an instablog. Anything remotely newsworthy about that guy and its going on the site. Because its just another opportunity for me to post Manutes greatest hits.

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This Picture of him swimming where he looks like something right out of a sci fi movie

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Manute Throwing haymakers on the court

Manute vs. Refrigerator Perry In Celebrity Boxing

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Picture with Mugsy Bogues

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The time he killed a lion with his bare hands

And of course, last but not least, his brief stint as a minor league hockey player

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The fact that theres no video of this on the internet anywhere is a crime. (Anywhere = youtube and first page of google results)

 

By KFC posted January 26th, 2015 at 11:17 AM

1st Lonnie Quinn Sleeves Update Of Winter Storm Juno – Threat Level: 3

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Folks we havent even started snowfall and Lonnie Quinn’s sleeves are just below the elbow. Do you know what that means? That means we’re FUCKED. Everyone in New York knows the true barometer for a storm’s potential is Lonnie’s sleeve level. Forget about radars and meteorology models and shit. Take one look at Lonnie’s sleeves and you know what you’re in store for.

So the fact that Sunday night at 11pm is a 3 quarter sleeve roll means we might all be dead by Wednesday. Those Teen Wolf arms out there for the cameras to see basically spells Armageddon. By Tuesday morning I expect Threat Level 5 – him in a guinea T with full arms exposed. Brace yourselves for 30 inches, folks. Lonnie’s sleeves say so.

By KFC posted January 26th, 2015 at 9:37 AM

CONFIRMED: Odell Beckham Jr. is Still Amazing at All Things Football

There are really no words to describe how unfathomably awesome this guy is at his job.

Yeah, it’s the Pro Bowl…

Yeah, he doesn’t even have pads or a helmet on…

Doesn’t change the fact that Odell can do things, in real-life, that I can’t even pull off in “NFL Blitz” for Nintendo 64.

Good God Almighty, this vine is flat-out hypnotizing….

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UPDATE: ODB is currently kicking 46 yard field goals that appear to have the distance for 50+ yards, and now I need an adult…

Odell out here re-defining the “Bend it like Beckham” game.

By worldwidewob posted January 25th, 2015 at 10:14 PM

Lance Thomas, PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL PLAYER for the New York Knicks

Who says the refs don’t call travels/double-dribbles/up-and-downs in NBA games?

Now, THIS is how you Knicks. I legitimately counted five violations in six seconds.

  •  2 Double-Dribbles
  • 1 Out-of-Bounds
  • 1 Up-and-Down
  • 1 Drag Foot/Travel

The officials not calling anything here is as funny as the play itself. If this doesn’t solicit a whistle, what the hell does?

In all seriousness, enough of the damn W streak, tonight was the perfect Knicks game for fans of the team. A close, competitive game where the young guys play hard/well/get crucial crunch-time minutes experience, and ultimately lost. There is too much at stake this summer to be doing something stupid — like winning…

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By worldwidewob posted January 25th, 2015 at 2:04 PM

Chrissy Teigen Pouring Milk All Over Herself Like A Weirdo

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So I guess Chrissy Teigen covered herself in jalapenos by accident and the only way to ease the pain was taking a milk bath? I dunno. Fucking weird, man. Fuckin weird.

By KFC posted January 24th, 2015 at 7:04 PM

Francesa With A Kingly Response As The Francesacon Crowd Chants “Fuck Michael Kay!”

What an incredible moment at Francesacon Part II. “Nobody caeahs about him.” So perfect.

I’ll be honest at first I didnt like the way everything went down with Francesacon 2. I liked it better when it was just all the mongos getting together at the bar. When Mike got involved and things were moved to Irving Plaza it lost all its luster for me. I liked it when the idea was like a party and not like a structured event. But after seeing him take the stage like a freaking stand up comedian entertaining that crowd I’m pissed I missed it. Crackin jokes about Fox Sports 1 and Michael Kay. Clowning around with Bill and Mike as they did their Mike and the Mad Dog impressions. The live band playing the Mike’s On theme. Looks like it all came together really well. Plus made a bunch of money for charity so thats always awesome. Great work out of Mike and Ron and all the Francesacon guys. Incredible that not only were they able to get Francesa to attend, but take the stage and basically perform. Great day for Mongo Nation. Here’s to part 3 next year.

By KFC posted January 24th, 2015 at 6:53 PM

Mia Khalifa Grinding Her Ass To Timeflies’ Song “Mia Khalifa”

Well they say you havent really made it until you make a webcam video of yourself twerking and shaking your ass to a song that is named after you. Number 1 porn star and now this, Mia Khalifa has officially arrived!

PS – This chick doesnt do it for me at all. Probably because I’m racist but whatever. She’s got Big Cat’s eyebrows for fucks sake.

By KFC posted January 23rd, 2015 at 5:00 PM

Knicks/Lakers Pulled By ESPN To Air Chris Paul’s Celebrity Bowling Event

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NY Post - The Knicks’ scheduled nationally televised games are falling like bowling pins. A matinee clash with the Lakers Super Bowl Sunday on ESPN was pulled by the network — not for another NBA showdown — but for a celebrity bowling event, an NBA source told The Post. The game being yanked from the network was announced Wednesday night — marking the seventh ESPN/ABC game that has been yanked from the 7-36 Knicks. The Chris Paul-hosted celebrity bowling event has been deemed more appetizing than the bumbling Lakers (12-31) visiting the bumbling Knicks in Derek Fisher’s first game as coach against his former club.

Rock bottom. Absolute rock fucking bottom. That sound you hear is Adam Silver fumbling around with all sorts of ping pong balls trying to make sure New York and LA are some how the big winners on Draft Day.

By KFC posted January 23rd, 2015 at 4:40 PM
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