In Honor Of Russell Westbrook, The Top 5 Triple Double Performances In Basketball History

So immediately after recording his 4th straight triple double, people started talking about MJ’s streak. In 1989 when he had 10 triple doubles in 11 games:

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Crazy streak. For three straight weeks the dude had a triple double. So last night I went down the rabbit hole looking at the best Triple Double performances in NBA/Basketball history.

5. Manute Bol dropping  32 points, 29 rebounds, 31 blocks in college at D3 Bridgeport

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31 blocks is hilarious. Just not fair that some 7 foot 7 tree sitting in the middle of the lane swatting away some D3 white boys 31 times. Also fun fact Manute Bol invented the phrase “my bad” because he didnt know the correct phrase was “my fault.”

4. FAT LEVER going 31 points, 16 rebounds, 20 assists, 6 steals in 1988

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The top 5 players with most triple doubles in NBA history is Oscar, Magic, J Kidd, Wilt, and Larry Bird. Number 6 is your boy Lafayette Lever. One of the greatest games ever from a dude with one of the greatest names ever.

3. David Robinson’s Quadruple Double – 34 points, 10 rebounds, 10 assists, 10 blocks

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Only 4 Quadruple Doubles ever and The Admiral had the biggest of all dropping 34 to go along with 10 boards assists and blocks. David Robinson is a criminally underrated player. Remember that time he dropped 71 points? Bananas.

2. Wilt’s Double Triple Double 22 points, 25 rebounds, 21 assists

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This gets the nod over the Quadruple Doubles because it happened in 1968 when blocks werent a recorded stat. Wilt probably had 10+ blocks that night too so technically it was a quadruple double.

1. Oscar Robertson averaging 31 points, 13 rebs, 11 assists in 1961-62

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Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Not that Oscar flies under the radar, but I still feel like hes under appreciated. He’s just a little more forgotten than some of the other greats for one reason or another. 178 career triple doubles. 40 more than second place Magic. In 1961-62 you could bank on a triple double on an average night from The Big O. Nuts.

Honorable Mention:

Kareem  50 points, 10 rebounds, 11 assists  - To be honest this should take the place of Fat Lever but I wanted to have Fat Lever on the list strictly because of his name

Ice Cube messing around and getting a triple double during his Good Day – You know how hard it is to get a triple double playing street ball? Playing by 1s, relying on the guys in the playground for your assists, keeping track of your stats. You could argue Cube’s playground triple double is the most impressive of all.

By KFC posted March 5th, 2015 at 10:20 AM

Bob Barker And Adam Sandler Reunite For A Great Skit In Support Of Autism

Starts a little slow but once it gets cookin, its right back to Happy Gilmore and the Pepsi Pro-Am. Bob’s line about tossing his salad in order to get in another movie was choke-on-your-breakfast funny. Like welp, I guess we’re taking this skit to the next level! The thought of Rob Schneider eating Adam Sandler’s ass is truly, genuinely the most gruesome thought Ive ever had. Especially because Adam Sandler is aging like a homeless person living on the street. The Price is Right jokes, the shots about Sandler being a hack, the bedpan and the ebola were all good stuff. Icing on the cake was Chubbs, Abe Lincoln and the crocodile in heaven. 90s nostalgia always puts asses in the seats and throwing it back to the days when Adam Sandler was actually funny is just a layup. No need to try to get cute with it when you’re raising money for Autism. Just play the hits.

By KFC posted March 5th, 2015 at 9:30 AM

Barstool NYC Local Smoke Show Of The Day – Rachael

introducing rachael from rutgers. grab her and a fat sandwich and no one is happier in the world.




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By t bone posted March 4th, 2015 at 5:30 PM

The First-Ever NYC Porn Film Festival In Brooklyn Is Exactly What You’d Expect A Brooklyn Porn Festival To Be

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When you hear “Porn Festival,” you probably think of something like this:

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As soon as you hear “Porn Festival In Brooklyn,” however, you should immediately be prepared for this:

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Some dude in Bono shades with a dick on the end of a pole and a couple of trannies. I mean when this is the guy working the door and the big entrance to the Porn Expo:

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You know what you’re in store for. So without further adieu I present the Three Stars of the 2015 Brooklyn Porn Festival:

Third Star – The Straight Shooter

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Why am I at the Porn Festival? Because I’m fucking obsessed with porn, bro. Pretty simple stuff. Second Star – The Educational Porn Fan

Dont mind me. Just hear to learn how to deep throat and explore the intricacies of breast feeding porn. Guy is gonna pick up pamphlets and reading material on the way out to practice at home First Star – Doug Fister over here

If you’re a fisting lover you gotta roll with the fisting crowd. Not like a fister can just hang out with people who do regular fingering. So this is almost like a networking event for him. All the fisting you can get in the basement of some Brooklyn apartment.

By KFC posted March 4th, 2015 at 4:30 PM

Barstool Hotline Is Open For This Week’s KFC Radio



In like a lion baby! Lets start off one of the best months of the year with another banger episode of KFC Radio. Theres a ton to talk about this month. St. Pats, March Madness, your boy KFC turning 30, Spring Break. The whole 9. No shortage of material so lets fire it up. Call 646-807-8665 and talk about any and all of this shit.

Or you can tweet us @kfcradio or use the KFC Radio Mailbox if you’re too afraid to call.

By KFC posted March 4th, 2015 at 4:00 PM

Australia Considering Changing Time Zones To Avoid TV Spoilers

spoil – The Australian government is considering changing South Australia’s time zone to align with the clocks of either Western Australia or the country’s eastern states. “South Australia’s half-hour time difference to the eastern states and 90-minute difference to Western Australia can cause confusion across the spectrum of our daily lives—from sporting fixtures to public-service administration and business transactions,” South Australia Premier Jay Weatherill said in comments reported by theWall Street Journal. But there’s another reason the government thinks the change might be a good move: avoiding TV spoilers. “Most of us have a story about spoilers—like hearing the winner of MasterChef from an interstate friend just as the finale is getting interesting on our local TV station,”reads a government website calling for citizen input. “It puts us adrift of most other Australians.” The region’s television industry is already on board. South Australia’s networks have turned in a joint statement in support of aligning with the eastern states, highlighting “the benefits of up to the minute national news and current affairs, and live social media interaction with popular programs,” according to Investment and Trade Minister Martin Hamilton-Smith. Yes, the future of Australian time zones could just come down to live-tweeting.

Good to see Australia has its priorities in order. The Continent of Convicts calling government meetings to adjust the half the country’s time zone so that the Red Wedding is spoiled for the entire West Coast. The government is by the people for the people, and what is most important to people? Their TV shows. You can spit in a persons face or hit their kid and they wont get as mad as they would when you tell them what happened on the latest season of House of Cards. Everybody knows that big budget issues and taxes and health care and shit cant really be fixed. No matter what you do as a country in those departments there’s gonna be people who have problems with your decision. But uniting your nation into one cooperative time zone – now thats something that can actually benefit your country. Thats something the entire population will enjoy. Give the people what they want! All Sunday night HBO shows start at the same time!

PS – Full disclosure, I think spoiler complaining has now reached the opposite end of the spectrum. The pendulum has swung the other direction for me. Spoiler complainers are almost as bad as the people who spoil things themselves. Last week when House of Cards dropped I tweeted out a couple things like “Frank Underwood is delivering some serious one liners in Season 3 of House of Cards.” “That scene in the Church was great.” And people were responding like “You fucking FAGGOT you would be the type to spoil this for everyone.” “Fuck you dont ruin this for me!” Like completely generic, non-spoiler tweets and people were acting like I told them what happens to Frank Underwood’s presidency or something. Imagine if that happened in real life? If you were talking with someone face to face and they were like “Season 3 of House of Cards is really great” and your response was “Go fuck yourself! Stop spoiling it for me!” Not everything is a spoiler, folks. The world does not stop and start at your convenience. Stop being children.

By KFC posted March 4th, 2015 at 3:20 PM

Wednesday Afternoon MailTime: March Mailbox

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Quite the doozy for you today. Lotta ridiculous emails from Mailtime listeners covering a whole range of topics. Rim Job Rachel wrote in asking how she can convince guys to let her give them a…rim job. Greasy Mealisi writes in about his buddy who cried when a girl broke up with him after 2 weeks. Running 4 miles in a blizzard for a booty call, pissing your pants, getting rid of your TV and more. Its the March Mailtime Mailbox, for your consideration.

Also, yes, I know there is a ton of static. We didnt hear any until after we recorded and posted the episode. Nothing we can really do about that one, so make the best of it. Think of it like when you were a little kid and you used to watch scrambled porn. Sure it was all fuzzy and staticy and annoying, but it still got the job right? Thats todays episode of Mailtime. I may sound like one of those anti-smoking PSA people with a hole in my throat talking through a machine, but it will get the job done distracting you at work.

And yes, the braintrust producers BC and Charlie Wisco somehow ended up running an advertising promo for Mailtime on an episode of Mailtime. Really just a bang up job top to bottom by the Mailtime Team this week. Now go vote for us to win at The 2015 Podcast Awards! Go to and vote for Mailtime under Comedy, Best Video and people’s choice.

By KFC posted March 4th, 2015 at 2:30 PM

Chicks With Big Asses Give Birth To Smarter Kids

Science Times – According to a 2010 study from the University of Oxford, big butts result in healthy children because of the high amount of Omega 3 fatty acids (the good fatty acids) stored. These are the same fatty acids that are responsible for the normal development of the baby’s brain. But according to the Chicago Tribune, scientists have proved this a long time ago, in 2007 to be precise. They noted that women with fat-bottoms are smarter than women with flat-bottoms. Again, the reason is because of the heightened storage of Omega 3 fatty acids, which improves the functionality/development of their brain. Evidence shows that the fat content in a mother’s breast milk comes from her lower half of the body, which includes her thighs, buttocks, etc. This means that the high amount of Omega 3′s becomes a part of the baby’s balanced breakfast. The high amount of Omega 3 storage could be the reason why fat-bottomed women seem attractive to men, because it becomes an evolutionary way of ensuring successful children. In the words of a common man; the reason why J. Lo seems so hot to men, is because men have a biological imperative to produce intelligent offspring.

You hear that, girls? Fat bottoms = smart, pancake ass = dumb. And not just you but your kids too. Thats science talking. Go ahead, take a look at your ass in the mirror. Does it look like this:

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Then you’re smart. If it looks like this:

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Then you’re stupid. Not only that but the milk in your titties is basically just Stupid Juice. Might as well just let your newborn drink beer because your milk aint got no Omega 3s and its making your kid stupider with every sip. Fat assed chicks got that magic potion milk up in their titties that basically turns your kid into Albert Einstein. Jen Selter and all these Instagram hoes should sell their breast milk to white mothers everywhere with no ass.

And I love this article that says men are instinctual attracted to women with asses because of the Omega 3 fatty acids. Bro I’m attracted to that fatty because of the way it giggles when I smack it or when its bouncing off of me. I’m attracted to that ass because I’ve seen a zillion pornos where chicks take their shorts half way off and then pull up and down on the sides to make their cheeks bounce. I dont care if its Omega 3s or 4s or 5s or 6 up in there, I’m attracted to it because I want handfuls of ass. I dont care how smart or dumb my kids are.

Now lets look at this gallery of fat asses and all get a little bit harder I mean smarter.

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By KFC posted March 4th, 2015 at 12:50 PM
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