Introducing Alanna. This one’s for you, Rangers fans. Cutie in a Rags sweater to kick off the Stanley Cup Finals. I’ll see everyone at Saloon. Open bar starts at 8pm. 84th and York
The 2nd sexiest thing at the Jersey Shore right behind a pork roll, egg and cheese, Hannah Davis making all our boners Jersey Strong. I love the Jersey Shore just as much as the next guy but you gotta kinda feel for Hannah Davis on this one. All the other girls and being whisked away to like Turks and Caicos and the Amalfi Coast and shit for their photo shoots. Seeing the most beautiful beaches in the world. Meanwhile Hannah Davis is like in front of Jenks and getting carried around by Djais’ bouncers and shit. I mean the Shore has a bad reputation after MTV and Tommy Cheeseballs. Its actually a beautiful place. But if I’m picking between the exotic locales of the Caribbean and Manasquan, bubble in A on the Scantron.
Introducing Jasmina from Hofstra. Coming straight out of my home town from Preston High School in the Bronx. Same high school that Mama KFC went to. Is that weird? You bet! But Jasmina is just outrageously hot so I had to throw up a special edition Friday Smoke to kick off the weekend right. One of the smokiest girls I’ve come across in a while.
Introducing Liz from NYU. Beauty and brains. Combine that with my braun and me and Liz would be the full package together.
Introducing Krystan from Manhattan. Less than 2 weeks till the Blackout at Irving Plaza. By now its our 4th or 5th appearance at Irving and every time its one of our best shows of the tour. Great location, great venue, great smokes, great Stoolies all repping Barstool New York. Gotta love it.
Introducing Stephanie from Upstate. Blazing smokestack to finish off the smokeshow week just 48 hours from Rochester FOAM. One of our biggest shows of the semester. The single biggest in New York. Don’t miss this. Don’t miss out on smokes like Stephanie.
Introducing Molly from Rochester. Just a little over 1 week until Fckin Foam in Rochester. The single biggest Blackout/FOAM show in all of New York this semester. Our biggest, baddest show for anybody Upstate. Come get some.