Eric Decker Says He’d Miss The Super Bowl For The Birth Of His Child

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NEW YORK (WFAN) — New York Jets wide receiver Eric Decker thinks it’s “a cop-out” that Richard Sherman won’t commit to a plan of action should his girlfriend give birth to their first child on Super Sunday. So what would Decker do? He told WFAN’s Joe Benigno and Evan Roberts on Friday that it’s a no-brainer. He’d miss the Super Bowl. “Well, it’s different when it’s a girlfriend and a wife. So I think if it was my wife giving birth, you know, ultimately I believe my purpose is to be a father and a husband,” Decker said. “It’s easier said now because I’m not preparing for the game and I’m not in that situation. But with a clear mind, I guess, thinking about that situation he’s in — I mean, you never want to be in it. You’ve gotta time your conception a little better, I would say. But I would be there for my wife and my newborn child.” Sherman is hoping his soon-to-be son will hold out until after Seattle’s game against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLIX. The Seahawks cornerback said Thursday that there are contingencies in place if the baby arrives on Sunday, and he’ll just cross that bridge when — or if — it comes. “I couldn’t miss that,” said Decker, who welcomed a daughter with country star Jessie James Decker last year. “That’s the Super Bowl of my life.”

I’m sure there’s gonna be a contingency of Jets fans upset about this. I’m sure some people will think this means Decker isnt a competitor and isnt committed and all this other silliness.

This is 10,000% a dude who just doesn’t wanna get shit from his wife. As we are all WELL aware, Eric Decker and the Jets aren’t worried about playing in the Super Bowl. As we are also well aware, Eric Decker’s wife is kind of a maniac. So if I’m Decker and I’m doing hypothetical questions about a Super Bowl I’m not playing in and a child I’m not having, I am absolutely saying what my wife wants to hear. I’m saying whatever makes Jessie Decker happy. I dont care if you’re a star athlete millionaire in the NFL, no dude wants to willingly put himself in the Doghouse and listen to his wife bitch and moan. So its like “Sure honey. I’d never miss the birth of our child. I’d miss every Super Bowl ever for you and our family. Its the Super Bowl of my Life.” Blah Blah blah. Whatever, babe. I can guaranfuckingtee you if the Jets were playing in the Super Bowl and Jessie Decker was about to pop a kid out, Eric Decker would be suiting up. No doubt about it. To be perfectly honest, I bet Jessie Decker would tell him to play. She’d be like go win a ring and be Super Bowl MVP and we’ll be even richer and we can continue to fund my fake career.

But bottom line is those comments are nothing more than CYA from Decker. Cover Your Ass and dont go potentially shooting yourself in the foot with your crazy wife.

By KFC posted January 30th, 2015 at 12:00 PM

Chris Christie Falls Off His Chair At Radio Station Appearance

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Here is a list of all the things funnier than a fat guy falling down:

 

 

 

 

End of list.

By KFC posted January 30th, 2015 at 11:10 AM

Jimmy Fallon Killing It At A Piano Bar In NYC

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GothamistJimmy Fallon is doing everything he can to transition into the Bill Murray phase of his career early: an inebriated Fallon was spotted at West Village bar Marie’s Crisis this past weekend knocking back shots and singing along with the crowd. Fallon, who was wearing a Yankees hat, even got on top of the bar at one point and sang “Theme from Greatest American Hero (Believe It or Not)” while doing his best impression of Michelle Pfeiffer from The Fabulous Baker Boys. Maybe he’s just hitting the bottle extra hard since realizing he blew it with Nicole Kidman?

Jimmy fuckin Fallon. Guy just crushes life. Probably the most unexpected super star in the TV industry today. Dude went from being the guy who always laughed during SNL skits and shitty movies like Fever Pitch to being the biggest name in late night TV. Pretty much reinvented the Tonight Show. And the best part is he’s now super rich and super popular but he can still do stuff like get shitfaced at a piano bar and sing along with every one. For some people fame becomes too much of an issue, cant even go out in public. For some people fame goes to their head and they think they’re better than the public. When you’re at that Jimmy Fallon level its perfect. He still seems like an average guy and everyone in NYC seems to kinda treat him that way. Sure they’re taking pictures and filming and shit but he’s basically just like any other shitfaced idiot hanging at the bar belting out tunes. Uses his fame to get away with laying on top of the piano and thats about it. Awesome life.

By KFC posted January 30th, 2015 at 10:20 AM

Suge Knight Charged With Vehicular Homicide

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Page Six – Death Row Records founder Marion “Suge” Knight was arrested early Friday on a murder charge in a fatal hit-and-run. Knight was arrested at about 3 a.m. and was being held on $2 million bail, said Sgt. Diane Hecht of the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s information office. She said he is being held at the West Hollywood sheriff’s station. Knight had turned himself into authorities early Friday. His attorney said the rap mogul accidentally ran over and killed a friend and injured another man as he fled attackers. The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department said the incident was being investigated as a homicide and that Knight was a person of interest. Earlier Friday, the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department, in a brief statement, said Knight was at the West Hollywood station with his attorney and was being interviewed by homicide detectives. Video provided by ONSCENE.TV showed Knight getting out of a private car at the sheriff’s station and then leisurely walking into the building with companions and others who appeared to be law officers. Officials say that a red pickup truck struck the men in the parking lot of a fast-food restaurant. A 55-year-old man died at a hospital and a 51-year-old man was injured but Corina did not immediately know his condition. “We are confident that once the investigation is completed, he will be totally exonerated,” attorney James Blatt said earlier by telephone. Late Thursday, Los Angeles County sheriff’s Lt. John Corina told reporters that the crash occurred around 3 p.m. PST in the parking lot of the restaurant in the Los Angeles-area city of Compton and then the driver took off. “Looks like he drove backwards and struck the victims and drove forwards and struck them again,” Corina said. “The people we talked to say it looked like it was an intentional act,” he said. The Sheriff’s Department said in a statement that two people were in the parking lot when the red pick-up arrived and its driver became involved in an argument with them. “The argument escalated and the driver backed up striking one of the victims. The driver then drove forward driving over both victims,” the sheriff’s statement said. “Various witnesses described the driver as being Marion Suge Knight.”

Nobody has ever kept it realer than Suge Knight. Dude just loves murder and crime and Compton, California. He (probably) killed Tupac. He (probably) killed Biggie. He was convicted of armed robbery and assault with a gun. And somehow, like 25 years later, hes still alive/not in jail. That, my friends, is remarkable. He ate 6 bullets back in August at a club. He has like 10 strikes against him with the law. The fact that Suge Knight was still truckin up until last week is nothing short of miraculous.

Just shocking that the downfall is randomly running over his buddy in the parking lot of a fast food joint. Like, how is this the end of Suge Knight? How does the man who launched Death Row Records, the man who inspired the East Coast West Coast Rivalry, the man who (probably) killed the 2 best rappers of all time, end up finally getting caught for some random shit like this? Dude walked around in plain sight in Compton doing literally whatever he waned to almost 3 decades and like 15 minutes after running over a couple a 50 something dudes he’s sheets. Crazy. Anyway sounds like Suge Knight is most definitely, absolutely fucked, so his Reign of Terror over Southern California is finally done.

PS – I’ve never loved a bigger piece of shit than Suge Knight. He’s legitimately a murdering scumbag piece of shit. Genuinely one of the worst people to walk this earth. And I just love the guy’s whole persona. Cracks me the fuck up. The Source Awards 1995, Never Forget:

Now this is when hip hop was hip hop. People dying and talking shit. Constant feuds. That was when music was real.

By KFC posted January 30th, 2015 at 9:30 AM

Wake Up With Jessica Cediel

 

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By feitelberg posted January 30th, 2015 at 9:00 AM

Barstool NYC Smokeshow Of The Day – Abbie

introducing abbie. how about abigail slowly taking over the hot girl name huh? im ok with that.

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By t bone posted January 29th, 2015 at 5:30 PM

Dude Bugs Out After Smoking Salvia For The First Time

This is why black people cant do white people drugs. Its just not a good combo. I think the drugs somehow know its a black person doing them and they go extra hard to make them get fucked up.

Took a hit of salvia once a few years back. Never got so high so fast in my life. It was really brief but that shit was like instantaneous. I wasnt about to start drooling and trying to run through glass doors and shit but I certainly was on another planet for a quick minute. How is salvia legal anyway? We just straight up bought some at a smoke shop over the counter like it was nothin. How is that possible?

By KFC posted January 29th, 2015 at 4:10 PM

Rumors Are Flying That Kevin Durant Wants To Sign With The Knicks And Play With Melo. Barstool New York Investigates

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NY Daily News- The countdown to Kevin Durant’s free agency has already begun in places like New York, Los Angeles, Dallas, Washington and especially Oklahoma City, where the next 18 months will fly by faster than Russell Westbrook on the break.

Phil Jackson and the Knicks have until July 1, 2016 to get their house in order and here’s something Jackson and the legions of long-suffering Knicks fans — are there any other kind? — can latch onto: The Knicks are in play.

“No question about it,” says a person close to Durant. “Kevin loves Carmelo (Anthony). It could work in New York. But never rule out the Thunder.”

OKC is under the gun to return to the NBA Finals for the first time in three years and give Durant every reason to re-sign with the club long-term. GM Sam Presti is a pro-active executive, which is his greatest strength and weakness. Remember James Harden?

Presti already made one significant trade this month by acquiring Dion Waiters from the Cavs. And according to a source, Presti nearly traded Reggie Jackson to Denver this week, but the deal fell apart.

The Knicks have expressed interest in Jackson, but for what it’s worth, the word coming out of the Thunder locker room is that Durant is not a big fan of the free-agent-to-be guard. And depending on whom you talk to, there are also whispers that Durant is growing increasingly frustrated with Westbrook, one of the league’s most dynamic players and whose style is shoot first, ask questions later.

 

It’s late January in New York, which means the NBA free agency hot stove is really starting to heat up in the Tri-State area.  Like Denzel told us in Training Day, it’s not what you know. It’s what you can prove.  And I can prove that Kevin Durant is going to turn down offers from OKC, LA, and his hometown DMV to play in New York.

Exhibit A is this Vine from the Kevin Durant HBO Documentary.  The highlight of the doc was when KD came to New York to chop it up with Melo on the court.  What isn’t shown is Melo and Durant probably going to the best clubs in the city that cannot be touched by literally anywhere else in the country or the world.  Washington DC is the capital of America.  New York City is the capital of the world.

 

Exhibit B is last night’s box score.  The Knicks are 8 points better than the Thunder when Kevin Durant is not playing.  By my calculations, if Kevin Durant was on the Knicks, they would be 33 points better than OKC. Capture Capture

 

Exhibit C is this customized jersey.  As you can see, the combination of number 35 and Durant on a Knicks jersey is not allowed by NBAStore.com.  This only happens when the NBA doesn’t want fans jumping the gun on a free agent signing.  I bet the second the NBA hears about this blog, they will do it with all other combinations of Durant and NBA teams so Durant’s hand isn’t tipped.  But the Knicks/Durant combination already isn’t allowed.

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Exhibit D is Durant’s musical tastes.  I found these from a Q&A session Durant did a few years back about his favorite things.  Sure many of his answers were how he loved different sports teams from DC.  But you know music is what makes Kevin Durant tick.  That’s why Chris Tucker said “you never touch a black man’s radio”.  The common thread between these two answers?  They both deal with rappers born and raised in NYC.

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And finally, I get to Exhibit E.  This one is the kill-shot.  Russell Westbrook and John Wall are great, exciting point guards.  But they are a little long in the tooth compared to the Knicks new point guard sensation, Langston Galloway.  Langstonsanity is here to stay.  Kevin Durant has had the old bull (Westbrook), now he wants the young calf (Galloway).  I’m not sure where Wall falls into this Step Brothers equation, but we’ll just consider him Brennan.

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And there you have it, folks.  Add in a Top-3 pick, Marc Gasol, and just the allure of being in the media capital of the world, and I think it’s time to get Barstool “Splash Brothers” t-shirts printed with Melo and Durant on them.  Sorry Steph and Klay, but there are two new sheriffs in town*

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**Probably***

 

***Hopefully

 

By theclemreport posted January 29th, 2015 at 3:20 PM
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