After this week’s episode of MailTime, there’s been a lot of talk about the best characters and all the songs that I should have included in the countdown. Here’s a more comprehensive list. From Billy and Bruce to Biggie and Mr. Cheeks. From Bon Jovi to Eminem. From the 80s, 90s, and 2000s. All the most memorable names in song history.
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Daily Mail – A competition which sees Chinese women taking selfies of their underarm hair is sweeping the country’s version of Twitter. Young women are flooding the Chinese website Weibo with images of their unshaven underarms in a bizarre social media trend. The competition, called ‘Girls not plucking their armpit hair’ is said to be challenging social norms and encouraging women to keep their body hair. So far, thousands of pictures have been uploaded to the site, with the competition’s page gaining over 28million views. Many of the images show the women proudly showing off their underarm hair, while others are pictured with their ponytails tucked under their arms. It is thought that organisers of the competition will eventually put together a top 10 of the best pictures, although there doesn’t seem to be any prize for first place. It appears that the trend has swept China after several other campaigns that have urged women to embrace their natural beauty. Last month, the Hairy Legs Club trend on tumblr was inviting women to post their photos to make a statement about social expectations of beauty. It features pictures of women from around the world, who have decided to ditch the razor and not shave their legs and have uploaded pictures of themselves to the site.
Hey China we all took a vote and you’re gone. We’ve voted you off the planet earth. I will be grandfathering in any Chinese people living in America that own Chinese food restaurants. I also will grandfather in the Chinese people in America who sell bootleg DVDs. I’ve never bought one, but you never know. Other than that, every single Chinese person has to get off this planet. I don’t know where you’re gonna go but you can’t stay here. Get one of your scientists to build you a spaceship or something. Go colonize the moon or Mars or some shit. You’re smart. You’ll figure it out.
Once you get there you can all admire your lady arm pits and weird porn. You’ve got to leave all the dogs here on earth though so you’ll need to come up with something else to eat.
Barstool’s one and only summer party is this Sunday at the Local West beer garden on 33rd and 8th. Rather than do a Friday or Saturday night we decided to make it a Sunday day party (3pm) so everyone coming back into the city can extend their weekend. Its right across from Penn Station, so whether you’re at the Jersey Shore, the Hamptons or the Mets game, you can hop right off the train, cross the street and come enjoy a few cold ones before the Sunday Night Scaries set in.
We got 16 ounce beers for 4 bucks. First 50 people to arrive at 3pm get free drink tickets. Plenty of tables to sit down and shoot the shit with friends. Cornhole, live music, food, and we’re giving away almost 30 tickets to the Made In America music festival in Philly later in August. It just shapes up to be an all around good time at an outdoor bar in the summer. Its easy to get to no matter where you live so no excuses. Come party with Barstool this Sunday.
Just a reminder how the last Barstool party went back on the Kentucky Derby. Pretty girls, lotta booze, and good times all around. Dont miss out.
NYDN – Georgia hospital is preparing to take in an Ebola patient, marking the first known time the deadly disease comes to America. As a plane made its way to Liberia Thursday to pick up Nancy Writebol and Dr. Kent Brantly — both American humanitarian workers who caught the virus while caring for patients — social media erupted in fear. At least one of them will receive care at Atlanta’s Emory University, thousands of miles from the disease’s West African origin. While doctors reassured the public that there’s little risk that the patients will start an American Ebola pandemic, many are unconvinced. ”The government that can’t keep track of its own emails wants us to trust they’ll keep a deadly virus perfectly secure,” Twitter user @erinhaust wrote. Who was in charge of making the decision to bring Ebola patient to America for treatment? 300 million Americans have no say?” asked @Lrihendry. ”This is UNWISE and DANGEROUS!” @Schmidt2R warned. Even Donald Trump chimed in. ”Ebola patient will be brought to the U.S. in a few days — now I know for sure that our leaders are incompetent. KEEP THEM OUT OF HERE!” he wrote on Twitter.
I don’t know much about quarantines and how viruses spread. I don’t know much about Donald Trump and his understanding of diseases. But here’s what I do know:
Ebola = bad
Keeping Ebola away from us = good.
I’ve seen Outbreak. I’ve seen Contagion. Unless we find a fucking monkey and some E1101 or something, we’re pretty fucked with this disease. So lets just go ahead and keep it out America. Deal? I mean I don’t wanna leave these humanitarians out to dry here. They are doing God’s work out there trying to help other patients. But cant we treat them in Liberia or somethin? Just keep the Ebola with all the other Ebola and away from me, The Donald and the rest of us.
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The big debate this week was sparked courtesy of @Pattikkus, Lord and Commander of the #BravesChipCrew
Now this sparked a different debate – because everyone agrees that being a Poor is just not an option. If you have any self respect you cannot ever willingly choose to be poor. But the debate started when I said I don’t think being rich in olden times is all its cracked up to be. Big Cat and Feits said they would rather be rich in any time era at all. 1900. 1492. William Wallace Braveheart times. Regardless of the year they would live their life rich then. Big Cat started sucking Teddy Roosevelt’s dick at one point. Feitelberg said he would get rich and go to Africa. It was pure chaos.
My point is that I think I would rather live a life of normal wealth than go back into like the 1200′s and be rich. I’d rather have modern technology and modern sports and sexy women. Television and cars and delivery food. Internet porn. All the stuff that makes life worth living right now is just not an option back in 1200. Not too mention you’ll probably catch a cold and die when you’re like 30. My point was just at some point when you stop swilling wine and fucking wenches you need something else to do. And the 1200s offers fucking garbage in the form of entertainment. You gonna watch a court jester juggle in your castle? Some fucking troubadour playing a lyre? Fuck that. Being rich circa the signing of the Magna Carta is overrated as fuck.
PS – I will concede on jousting. Jousting is legit.
Everyone KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE! Get all the canned goods, fresh water and batteries you can find and head to a safe place. Anyone with Doomsday Bunkers or Panic Rooms, now would be the time to get there. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill. Facebook is actually down.