Dude Posts Racy Pic Of His Smoke Ex Girlfriend As “Revenge Porn”

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Mirror – Cazine McCarthy, 20, was horrified when her ex-lover posted a racy photograph on her account then changed her password so she couldn’t take it down. A brave young woman has revealed her shame when her dumped boyfriend put a revenge porn picture of her on the internet – where her family and friends would see it. Cazine McCarthy, 20, was horrified when her ex-lover posted a racy photograph of her wearing lingerie onto her account on the social networking website Instagram. Trusting Cazine sent Nathan Lloyd, 22, the saucy image of her in just underwear while they were still going out – and meant it for his eyes only. Cazine also used her mobile phone to send him an intimate video he begged for – because he missed her while working away from home. She later split-up with Nathan who was “aggressive and controlling”. But he took cruel revenge by sharing the picture and video with the world – now she is warning women not to send sexy selfies to their lovers. Cazine was left mortified when she discovered they had been uploaded to her Instagram account and could be seen by anyone on the internet, including her family and mates. And callous Lloyd had even changed her password so she couldn’t even remove them from the popular photo-sharing site. Cazine warned other women against sharing saucy pictures and videos – in case they become victims of the vile revenge porn craze. She said: “I would never have thought that that brief moment of madness back then would have caused me so much grief and heartache.

2 things.

1) We need to modify the term “revenge porn.” Posting a lingerie picture on instagram ain’t revenge porn. I appreciate the twist of posting it to her instagram and changing the password so that all her family sees it. Thats a spiteful twist to the usual revenge tactics. But unless you’re posting a video of your ex actually fucking you, it aint revenge porn. Lets all stop being dramatic

2) Dudes who post “revenge porn” are fucking IDIOTS. Goddam morons. Its the very definition of biting the hand that feeds you. We, as men, should be doing everything in our power at all times to make sure chicks are comfortable sending nudes. We should work towards a goal of making it so easy and common for chicks to send nudes that they do it without even thinking it. We need to trick these bitches into thinking its 100% OK to get naked and fuck and take pictures/film it. Every time some dude posts those pictures and videos against their will, a small piece of that dies. Chicks everywhere have second thoughts about sending you that sext. Ultimately they’ll never completely stop because deep down all chicks are slutty and they get off on sending them, but there’s always gonna be a couple chicks who dont send them because of assholes like you. When a chick sends you a picture of her ass or her tits or, the Holy Grail, her pussy, you both enter into the Trust Tree. You make a social contract where shes saying “I will send you these pictures so you can masturbate, just dont show them to anyone else.” You start violating that Circle of Trust and you’re just harming the chances of getting more shots in the future. And not just you, but the next guy she dates. You’re fucking with all of mankind getting nudes every time you spitefully post your ex’s sexts.

PS – NEED to see those pics. NEED to. Chick is a little sex bomb. Also, named Cazine = does anal.

By KFC posted January 29th, 2015 at 10:20 AM

Old Dude Dies Crashing His Car Into A Wall After “Extreme Sex” With A Prostitute

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Mirror – A pensioner died of a heart attack after having sex with a prostitute. Wolfgang Eggers, 65, drove to the border town of Domazlice, Czech Republic, where he met up with Katerina Novakova, 29. The German then took her for a steamy forest drive where they had sex before he returned to drop her off in town. But on the way back he suddenly collapsed from a heart attack, and slammed the carinto a wall. Initially, police thought he had died from the crash. A police spokesman said: “We received a call from a woman saying there had been an accident. ”What we couldn’t work out at the time was how the accident could have killed him as although the front of the vehicle was badly damaged the car interior was fine. ”We found some Viagra pills in the car and a woman’s lipstick.” A post-mortem then revealed he had most likely died of heart attack brought about by “extreme exertions”. Czech police began asking round and soon discovered that he was a regular visitor to the town which is notorious as a place where German men to go and pick up prostitutes. The spokesman said: “When we discovered that, it was only a matter of time before we found that at the time of the crash he had been in his car with one of the prostitutes.” Speaking to local media hooker Novakova said: “He was a regular client and a real gent. ”He used to come to me about once a week. ”We had finished our business and he was taking me home when he suddenly stiffened, rolled his eyes and slumped on the wheel. ”We then drove straight into the wall.” Police are now looking at whether to charge the woman for failing to assist in the investigation and leaving the scene of an accident. The spokesman said: “She had important information which could have helped us identify the circumstances of his death much quicker.”

May we all be as lucky as this dude. First of all his name is Wolfgang. That guy is already cooler than all of us. Second of all, I cant think of a better way to go. 65 years old is the perfect age to die. Dont have to worry about getting too old and shitting yourself and falling down the stairs and shit. And fucking a hooker is the perfect way to go. Pop a Viagra, get one last boner, have some extreme sex with a prostitute, and drive yourself into a wall. I bet this guy didnt even have a heart attack. I bet he just did this on purpose. Probably just got an awesome hummer from a Czech hooker and went out on top like Costanza. “Alright, that’s it for me! Be good everybody!”

In all seriousness, being 65 and just regularly banging hookers sounds fucking AWESOME. I cant wait to be retired and fuck prostitutes. Imagine that life? Hopefully you’ve saved up enough money. Got a nice little retirement fund to live off of. You’re old enough where you get that free pass where you can just be the wacky old man in the room who says and does whatever he wants. Dont need to hide your racism or prejudice anymore. And every now and then a few times a week you drive down to the red light district and buy whores. Fuck em in your car and then go home watch Wheel and call it a night. Thats paradise folks.

By KFC posted January 29th, 2015 at 9:30 AM

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Barstool NYC Smokeshow Of The Day – Alexandra

introducing alex from MIA. one of my long time follows since before i was “working” here. just a flat out 10 who pals around and wrecks beaches with angie varona. name a better pair of girls to play corn hole with, you cant.

want to be/nominated a smokeshow? email me at tbonebarstool at gmail.com, (please include a link to instagram) or tag me in pics @tbonebarstool




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By t bone posted January 28th, 2015 at 5:30 PM

The Americans Returns Tonight

GREAT choice of music for this trailer with “I’ll Be Watching You.”

Most underrated show, and in my opinion the flat out best show, on TV returns tonight. If you arent in on the Americans, get in on it now. Binge the first 2 seasons as fast as you can because season 3 is gonna be fucking fantastic. The Centre is pushing for “second generation espionage” and are now targeting the children of Soviet spies. Stan Beaman is about to go on a fucking rampage after the events that went down with Nina. Philip and Elizabeth are on the verge of turning on Mother Russia for the sake of their family. Keri Russel hopefully continues to wear a lot of wigs and fuck a lot of guys. Season 3 and 4 are gonna be what launches this show into the mainstream, mark my words.

If you need a quick refresher on the things that went down Season 2 – here’s a step by step slide show that will remind you of the basics

And fuck NBC for making “Allegiance.” Just a watered down version of the Soviet spy storyline that the Americans crushes.

By KFC posted January 28th, 2015 at 5:00 PM

Vote For MailTime In The 10th Annual People’s Choice Podcast Awards



So just yesterday I was informed of the People’s Podcast Awards. This year is their 10th year. A decade of handing out awards for the best podcasts out there. And as the website for the common man by the common man, its time that Mailtime and Barstool crash the People’s Choice Podcast Awards. I WANT THAT HARDWARE.

Right now we’re in the nominations phase. Between now and February 2nd the podcasts that receive the most nominations will be in the running for the awards come April in Las Vegas. Here’s how it works:

1. Go to PodcastAwards.com. Once you’re there you’ll see a blank slate of categories where you can put your favorite podcasts. Looks like this:

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2. Go to COMEDY and where it says “Podcast Name” in the first bar you put – BARSTOOL SPORTS MAILTIME. Where it says “Podcast URL” in the second bar you put podcastone.com/mailtime

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Thats it. Leave your name at the bottom and a comment if you’d like and press “Submit.”

If you want to vote for KFC Radio for “Best Video Podcast” just enter Barstool Sports KFC Radio and where it says URL use this link: http://podcastone.com/KFC-Radio (Has to be capital letters with the dash to work). If you want to throw Super Producer BC a bone as “Best Producer,” enter in Barstool Sports Mailtime and podcastone.com/mailtime

Mailtime listeners are some of the post supportive Stoolies out there so I’d love to get the show at least into the running for Best Comedy. I have no idea what the competition is like so who knows how hard it is to win, but when the nominations close on February 2nd I’d like for Mailtime and Barstool to be in there. Nominate as many times as you’d like. We may not know what the fuck we’re doing but people seem to like us. Thats the very definition of The People’s Choice. Thanks for the help.

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By KFC posted January 28th, 2015 at 4:17 PM

Texas Elementary School In Trouble For Making Kids Pull Down Their Pants For A “Poop Inspection”

GUSTINE, Texas A group of students at an elementary school in Texas were apparently asked to lower their pants for a poop inspection on Monday. School educators told two dozen students they were regularly finding feces on the gym floor. The students were then separated into groups of boys and girls and ordered to “pull down their pants” so administrators could “check if they could find anything.” Maria Medina, whose 11-year-old daughter was searched, said her daughter’s privacy was violated. She told WFAA the teachers involved should be fired. Gustine Independent School District Superintendent Ken Baugh acknowledged that making kids drop their pants goes too far. However, he said the students were only asked to lower their pants a little. “That’s not appropriate, and we do not condone that. So you would take disciplinary action,” Baugh told WFAA. Baugh said the invesitgation should be wrapped up this week. Angry parents are planning to speak at a school board meeting on Thursday night.

Hey kids you dont wanna get surprise poop inspections at school? Maybe you should stop shitting on the gymnasium floor! Just a fucking thought! You know who doesnt get their assholes inspected during school? Children who dont shit on the floor.

We often complain that school doesnt actually prepare kids for the real world. In math class you learn the pythagorean formula and in science class you make a battery out of a potato and in english class you learn cursive. None of those are practical lessons for life. What we need to be teach these kids is how not to shit on floors. Thats a practical lesson that you’re gonna carry with you for the rest of your life. Learn how to poop right, kids. Poop goes in the toilet, not the floor. When every 12 year old graduating to Middle School has mastered the practice of proper pooping, thats when you can call yourself a successful school. A Blue Ribbon School, perhaps. And when you have some rogue shitters who cant hold it in or who poop on the floor as some sort of prank, its time to discipline those children. My logic is, if you dont have a poopy asshole, what do you have to hide? If you’re innocent just bend over and spread your cheeks. Let the pooping culprits get caught. Because if we have this “no poop inspection” rule across the entire school, well then we’re just coddling these children and raising an entire class of children to be floor shitters.

Lets focus on the basics of molding young men and women. Not pooping on floors. Then we can worry about the rest. Lets not put the cart before the horse.

Shout out to Above the Clouds for the link

By KFC posted January 28th, 2015 at 3:38 PM

Female Cop In Hot Water For Sending Colleagues Pics Of Herself Masturbating


Mirror – A female police officer has been suspended amid claims she let a male colleague take X-rated photographs as she pleasured herself in uniform at her station. The alleged incident came to light when the images were leaked to fellow officers and shared on social media, leading to them going viral in Puerto Rico. Senior officers on the Caribbean island quickly identified the officer in the snaps as Cynthia Marrero Pomales, 29, who is based in the town of Carolina.  One picture also shows her with a US flag draped over her body. The officer was immediately suspended over allegations she had offended the honour of the police force and damaged its reputation in public. According to reports in Puerto Rico, she has been interviewed and given a statement, although no details have been provided to local media. It is thought that Officer Pomales uploaded the images herself. However, it is understood that she had not intended for them to be seen outside of a small, private circle of friends.  Superintendent Jose Luis Caldero Lopez has confirmed the authenticity of the photos and that Officer Pomales has been suspended. It is not the first time a sex scandal has disgraced police in Puerto Rico. In 2014, two officers were sacked over pictures showing them engaging in a sex act inside the Presidential palace.

First thing’s first, I wish they kept the face pixelated. Because the first couple pics were blurry enough that I was like “Aye mami! Little Chiquita Banana Puerto Rican Minx!” Then you get a picture of her for real:


And you realize its some busted woman with Portnoy’s nose finger blasting herself. Real mood killer.

Anyway I dont think I want female cops masturbating and sexting. I know its weird – I usually always want chicks fingering themselves and sending pictures of it. And I know cops deserve to have a normal life like everyone else. But I just dont think a chick getting duped into sending nudes is law enforcement material. We’ve all been down that road before trying to get a chick to send nudes. Its a little cat and mouse game. You’re more or less trying to trick her. You’re lying to her. Promising the pics are safe. Promising you’ll send something back in return. Trying to butter her up to the point that she finally goes against her better judgment and sends you a picture of her pussy. Does that sound like someone you want protecting you when your life is on the line? When shes engaged in a investigation trying to track down serial killer does she sound like the witty, clever genius who’s one step ahead of the murderer? Fuck no. You just sent her like 5 texts and persuaded her to show you all sorts of incriminating pictures of her fingering herself at work. Just seems like any chick who fires off nudes like these aint Puerto Rico’s Finest material. Find me some big, butch prude bitch. I want my female cops to look like Miss Trunchbull from Matilda. The girls sexting can go be meter maids or strippers.

By KFC posted January 28th, 2015 at 3:20 PM
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