PHILADELPHIA (CN) – Kama Sutra Pleasure Balm Prolonging Gel catastrophically disfigured a man’s penis and made him permanently unable to ejaculate, he claims in court. Michael Lowe sued The Kama Sutra Co. and Kamsut Inc., both of Thousand Oaks, Calif., and The Mood, a Philadelphia sex shop where he bought the stuff, in the Philadelphia County Court of Common Pleas. He claims that before the disaster on Sept. 1, 2012, he “used the Gel multiple times without wearing a condom … without incident.” But that day, he used the product and then put on a condom before having sex with his fiancée, he says in the complaint. They were interrupted by the sounds of their daughter waking in the next room. While his fiancée went to check on her, Lowe waited in bed, he says. ”Before the couple resumed intercourse, Mr. Lowe began to experience excruciating pain and pressure in his penis,” the complaint states. “He removed the condom and his penis swelled significantly. He sought emergency medical treatment and follow-up care thereafter.” He claims the gel caused “permanent scarring and disfigurement of the penis, permanent loss of sensation in the penis, permanent loss of functioning of the penis, permanent nerve damage to the penis, permanent tissue damage to the penis, and the inability to ejaculate.” He seeks damages for all of that, plus medical expenses, lost wages, humiliation, embarrassment, negligence, strict liability, breach of express warranty, breach of implied warranty, loss of life’s pleasures, and present and future pain and suffering.
Listen I’m not saying a company who makes dick gel shouldn’t be responsible for horrendous injuries that can occur if you rub it all over your penis. Thats pretty clear cut. But to be perfectly honest I got a problem with guys rubbing this shit all over their junk. A) Its like cheating. Performance enhancing drugs for your cock. When I’m out there giving an honest, clean cock performance and she’s not satisfied because the last guy rode her for 45 minutes straight, well that really pisses me off. And B) Anytime you start rubbing foreign substances all over your dick, you deserve everything that comes to you. I mean take a look at what happened to this guy: loss of sensation to the penis, inability to ejaculate. Hey guy! Isn’t that what you were looking for? You probably got excited about it and slathered on a whole tube of that stuff and permanently marred your shit. As far as I’m concerned, the dick is supposed to naturally come within like 4 minutes, max. You can try to extend that amount of time with a shitload of will power or the perfect amount of booze. But once you start smearing numbing toxin into your cock, don’t be surprised when shit goes wrong. You poison you dick, you pay for the consequences.
PS – One time, and one time only, I used an Extended Pleasure condom. Most terrifying experience of my life. I thought my dick was gonna fall off my body. Like I was convinced the numbing stuff was just Nair and it was going to remove my dick all together.