Hey Lady, When You Pluck Feathers From A Bird And Eat It On The Subway It Scares The Other Passengers
MONTREAL – Montreal police are looking for a woman who shocked commuters by plucking and eating a raw bird on a moving subway train. One disgusted passenger filmed the scene in the subway, known as the metro, and posted the video to YouTube. He said the incident took place on July 1. The clip shows a young woman seated in the metro car and wearing a bikini top and miniskirt. She can be seen leaning over a plastic bag, taking small items out of it. Several passengers who approach her are seen quickly walking away with looks of shock on their faces. “I’m going to vomit,” the man who was videoing the scene can be heard saying. Moments later he added: “And she’s eating it! She’s eating it!”
A fast paced life calls for fast paced meals. My guess is this lady has a high powered job in Montreal and eats only one meal a day. Picture Katherine Heigl’s character in every move ever. That’s what this lady is. A career woman. Constantly on the go, no time to stop and get a real meal at McDonald’s or Subway. Surely no time for a boyfriend but that’s another story for another time. But people gotta eat, right? Right. So you take what you can get. Snatch a bird out of the air, snap it’s neck and pluck it’s feathers. Boom. Dinner. That’s a meal. All the other passengers need to calm the hell down. Just a lady trying to survive the daily grind.
PS- I could’ve used a little more can-do attitude from the guy holding the camera. When you see a woman plucking the feather off a bird and eating it I need you to be Anderson fucking Cooper out there. Or a weather man whenever a bad storm hits. Get up in the filth and the chaos and the destruction. Don’t stand by the door and film from a distance.