Barstool Beats: Greatest Song Characters In Music History Playlist Takes You Into The Weekend!


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After this week’s episode of MailTime, there’s been a lot of talk about the best characters and all the songs that I should have included in the countdown. Here’s a more comprehensive list. From Billy and Bruce to Biggie and Mr. Cheeks. From Bon Jovi to Eminem. From the 80s, 90s, and 2000s. All the most memorable names in song history.

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By KFC posted August 1st, 2014 at 5:15 PM

Some Katee Owen Boobs Box To Make Up For Those Hairy Chinese Chicks

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I’m sorry about that last post. I hope you can forgive me with these. NSFW GIFs here.

By KFC posted August 1st, 2014 at 4:40 PM

Cheap Beer, Live Music, Prize Giveaways And More This Sunday At The Local West Beer Garden

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Barstool’s one and only summer party is this Sunday at the Local West beer garden on 33rd and 8th. Rather than do a Friday or Saturday night we decided to make it a Sunday day party (3pm) so everyone coming back into the city can extend their weekend. Its right across from Penn Station, so whether you’re at the Jersey Shore, the Hamptons or the Mets game, you can hop right off the train, cross the street and come enjoy a few cold ones before the Sunday Night Scaries set in.

We got 16 ounce beers for 4 bucks. First 50 people to arrive at 3pm get free drink tickets. Plenty of tables to sit down and shoot the shit with friends. Cornhole, live music, food, and we’re giving away almost 30 tickets to the Made In America music festival in Philly or Hammerstein Ballroom later in August. It just shapes up to be an all around good time at an outdoor bar in the summer. Its easy to get to no matter where you live so no excuses. Come party with Barstool this Sunday.

Just a reminder how the last Barstool party went back on the Kentucky Derby. Pretty girls, lotta booze, and good times all around. Dont miss out.

By KFC posted August 1st, 2014 at 3:20 PM

Donald Trump Is Pissed We’re Brining Ebola Victims To The United States And I Gotta Be Honest, I’m With Him

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NYDN – Georgia hospital is preparing to take in an Ebola patient, marking the first known time the deadly disease comes to America. As a plane made its way to Liberia Thursday to pick up Nancy Writebol and Dr. Kent Brantly — both American humanitarian workers who caught the virus while caring for patients — social media erupted in fear. At least one of them will receive care at Atlanta’s Emory University, thousands of miles from the disease’s West African origin. While doctors reassured the public that there’s little risk that the patients will start an American Ebola pandemic, many are unconvinced. ”The government that can’t keep track of its own emails wants us to trust they’ll keep a deadly virus perfectly secure,” Twitter user @erinhaust wrote.  Who was in charge of making the decision to bring Ebola patient to America for treatment? 300 million Americans have no say?” asked @Lrihendry. ”This is UNWISE and DANGEROUS!” @Schmidt2R warned. Even Donald Trump chimed in. ”Ebola patient will be brought to the U.S. in a few days — now I know for sure that our leaders are incompetent. KEEP THEM OUT OF HERE!” he wrote on Twitter.

I don’t know much about quarantines and how viruses spread. I don’t know much about Donald Trump and his understanding of diseases. But here’s what I do know:

Ebola = bad

Keeping Ebola away from us = good.

I’ve seen Outbreak. I’ve seen Contagion. Unless we find a fucking monkey and some E1101 or something, we’re pretty fucked with this disease. So lets just go ahead and keep it out America. Deal? I mean I don’t wanna leave these humanitarians out to dry here. They are doing God’s work out there trying to help other patients. But cant we treat them in Liberia or somethin? Just keep the Ebola with all the other Ebola and away from me, The Donald and the rest of us.

By KFC posted August 1st, 2014 at 2:30 PM

KFC Radio: Trade Deadline And National Orgasm Day

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The big debate this week was sparked courtesy of @Pattikkus, Lord and Commander of the #BravesChipCrew

Now this sparked a different debate – because everyone agrees that being a Poor is just not an option. If you have any self respect you cannot ever willingly choose to be poor. But the debate started when I said I don’t think being rich in olden times is all its cracked up to be. Big Cat and Feits said they would rather be rich in any time era at all. 1900. 1492. William Wallace Braveheart times. Regardless of the year they would live their life rich then. Big Cat started sucking Teddy Roosevelt’s dick at one point. Feitelberg said he would get rich and go to Africa. It was pure chaos.

My point is that I think I would rather live a life of normal wealth than go back into like the 1200′s and be rich. I’d rather have modern technology and modern sports and sexy women. Television and cars and delivery food. Internet porn. All the stuff that makes life worth living right now is just not an option back in 1200. Not too mention you’ll probably catch a cold and die when you’re like 30. My point was just at some point when you stop swilling wine and fucking wenches you need something else to do. And the 1200s offers fucking garbage in the form of entertainment. You gonna watch a court jester juggle in your castle? Some fucking troubadour playing a lyre? Fuck that. Being rich circa the signing of the Magna Carta is overrated as fuck.

PS – I will concede on jousting. Jousting is legit.

By KFC posted August 1st, 2014 at 1:40 PM


Everyone KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE! Get all the canned goods, fresh water and batteries you can find and head to a safe place. Anyone with Doomsday Bunkers or Panic Rooms, now would be the time to get there. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill. Facebook is actually down.

By KFC posted August 1st, 2014 at 1:30 PM

GTA Best Of The Best, Season 3 Week 18 Voting Now Open!

Mystery Reddit Girl /r/kavaliar

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VS. Challenger Kayla Delancey

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Missed a couple weeks of GTA voting with Big Daddy Trent covering NYC. I guess he was too busy buying all his food from a gas station to put together an ass voting challenge. Anyway it doesn’t matter because Reddit Girl Kavalier would have trounced the competition the past couple weeks regardless.

Can Kayla dethrone the champ? Unlikely, but we’ll see.

Vote 1 for Champ Reddit Girl Kavalier Vote 10 for Challenger Kayla Delancey

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By KFC posted August 1st, 2014 at 12:50 PM

12 Year Old Girl Trying To Lead Toms River NJ Back To The Little League World Series

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NY Post - Central New Jersey’s Toms River wouldn’t be one of six teams in Bristol, Conn., for the Mid-Atlantic Regional — the last hurdle before Williamsport following district, sectional and state competitions — without Kayla Roncin, its starting first baseman, one of its best hitters, a relief pitcher and spot starter. In the New Jersey state championship game, the 5-foot-8, 12-year-old sensation blasted a two-run homer — eliciting chants of “Girl Power,” “Hit Like a Girl” and “Kay-La Ron-Cin” — and retired the final batter with the bases loaded, clinching a 7-6 victory. The Roncin family has a batting cage in its backyard, and after games, Kayla brings a bucket of 100 balls to her father for extra batting practice. Football Sundays for her father, Ray, are always interrupted by requests for a catch. “I’ll never say no to her,” he said. “It reminds you of the movie ‘Hoosiers,’ one of those kids who is very self-motivated and disciplined.”  Ray took Kayla to Williamsport to watch Toms River compete in the Little League World Series in August 2010. She made him a promise. “She turned to me and said, ‘Dad, when I am 12, I will be playing here,’ ” Ray recalled. “I have a great picture of her and I in the stadium. Now four years later, we are climbing the stairs to hopefully reach the top, a spot in Williamsport.” There is, however, a decision looming as Kayla nears adolescence. She knows her baseball career has a shelf life. She began playing softball this spring at her school to get used to her future sport, and the loose plan, according to Ray, is for her to play baseball for one more year. The family, in fact, was looking into a high level fast-pitch travel softball team for her, before this magical run by Toms River. Kayla’s mother, Linda, wasn’t happy to see her daughter off to the side in the spring on the softball field, while the boys — many of whom she plays alongside during the summer — were off playing baseball on the next field. But knowing it may come to an end also has served as an extra source of inspiration, to make the most of the opportunity in front of her. “I get kind of sad sometimes about it but I have to move on,” she said. “This could be my last time around, so I want to do the best I can. I really want to win it all so badly.”

Kayla Roncin…what a hitter. Not since Dottie Henson has there been a girl more deserving of being on the baseball diamond. Fuck softball. She shouldn’t have to change sports. I mean no disrespect to softball players either but if Kayla wants to play baseball and she can rake, then let her play. Now obviously its a little unfair since we all know chicks grow quicker at that age. There’s always one girl in class when you’re in like 5th or 6th grade who’s bigger than all the boys. Thats Kayla. She’s 5’8 and shes probably mashing because shes got some 5 foot 2, 75 pound boys tossing her meatballs all day. But whatever. Let her crush as long as she can. If the boys pass her by eventually then so be it. But don’t make her go play softball when she’s going big fly on the baseball diamond every other at bat.

By KFC posted August 1st, 2014 at 12:00 PM
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