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By KFC posted October 24th, 2014 at 5:00 PM

Honey Boo Boo’s Mom Is Dating A Child Molester

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Huff PoThe mother of reality TV star “Honey Boo Boo” is allegedly dating a man who spent 10 years in prison for aggravated child molestation. TMZ reports that “Mama June” Shannon is dating Mark McDaniel, 53, who was convicted of forcing oral sex on an 8-year-old. The site obtained a photograph allegedly showing the pair sitting on a bed in a hotel room. They have been dating for a “few months,” TMZ reports. TLC, the network that airs “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” is taking the accusations seriously. In a statement sent to The Huffington Post, the network said, “TLC is not currently in production on HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO. We are very concerned about this new information and are reassessing the future of the series.” McDaniel is listed on the Georgia Sex Offender registry.

In every relationship, one person is reaching up, and one person is reach down. So this begs the question- who’s who in this relationship? Who’s the real loser in this situation? Almost 100% of the time, if you stoop to the level of dating a sex offender, you’re the loser. But not here. Not with this fucking leviathan beast. This chick is so fucking disgusting that this dude – despite being a pathetic pervert who had oral sex with an 8 year old – is still getting the short end of the stick. Ordinarily you’d think if you are a child molester you take what you can get. Beggars cant be choosers sorta situation. But here my first thought was honestly like “Dont you have any standards dude?”

I truly, honestly, genuinely believe this pig is the ugliest person on the planet. No bullshit. She’s absolutely abominable. So unspeakably ugly its offensive.

By KFC posted October 24th, 2014 at 4:10 PM

Barstool DVR Round Up Blog

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I got a chance to bang out a lot of TV on my flights to and from Italy and there’s been some shows, both new and old, worth talking about so I figured we’d round em all up here:

Sons of Anarchy – Final Season

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I hate to say it because I’m a big fan of Kurt Sutter and Sons, but this season has been pretty brutal. No other way around it. Its just kind of a shit show. There’s always been a ton of clubs and a plethora of characters to keep up with but these days it just seems like its all over the map. If you compare this season to the early days with Opie or the middle seasons when the Jax/Clay feud was inevitably coming to a head, it just seems so sloppy. Not since the club spent like 10 episodes in Ireland in Season 3 has the show dragged this much. It just seems like theres been a ton of gun fights and slaughters and over the top shit and not as much of the character conflict which is when this show is at its best. Still 6 episodes left, and obviously the impending atomic bomb of Jax learning the truth about everything will certainly be satisfying, but if we’re being honest about the first half of the final season, not good. To be honest its probably a show that didn’t need 7 seasons in the first place, and it certainly doesnt need 90 minutes a week at this rate. Still looking forward to the conclusion of a very good and fun show, but its a struggle at the moment.

Vikings

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I quickly mentioned this on Clem’s blog the other day but I just got through season 1 of Vikings on the History Channel and it is phenomenal. Its a normal scripted show, not like a History Channel sort of documentary or anything. Ragnar Lodbrok is one of the most badass characters on TV. Its just a nasty, grimy, violent portrayal of the Vikings the first time they sailed west to raid the shores of England. Its kinda fun because you’re straight up rooting for the bad guy. Like yea they have honor and are men’s men and shit like that, but they are flat out raping and pillaging for the fun of it and you cant help but root for them. There’s 2 seasons so far, I recommend diving into them

Manhattan

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Best new show I’ve watched all year right up there with The Leftovers. Its about the Manhattan Project out in New Mexico with rivalry camps trying to beat the Nazis to the punch on creating the world’s first atomic bomb. Its on WGN, which is weird as fuck. But dont let that deter you. A lot of great TV shows started on networks that at the time you never would have considered watching (AMC, FX, BBC etc etc) The acting in it is tremendous and the story lines about these obsessive scientists and the ends justify the means/good of the few vs the good of the many mentality makes for a lot of tense and thought provoking TV. Its officially been renewed for Season 2 so no need to worry about it getting canceled since its lost on WGN. Also, Marv from Home Alone is in it.

Homeland

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Havent even watched an episode yet. Granted I’ve been away but I just didnt even have much desire to pick up this show again. Crazy how far it has fallen for me. Season 1 was one of the best seasons of TV ever and now I dont even care to watch. I’m sure I’ll catch back up or binge Season 4 on a rainy day at some point but I think for the most part I finally reached my breaking point with this show.

The Affair

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Its on right after Homeland. Havent gotten a chance to watch this yet either but Kmarko and several other Stoolies have given me the heads up on it. Its about a couple having an affair and the first half of the episodes are told through the guy’s point of view and the second half is from the girls, so you dont know who to trust or whats really going on. Its got McNulty and dude from Charlie Conway. A few episodes in now, so there’s time to jump on for the rest of the season. Thats what I plan to do.

How To Get Away With Murder

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Good new show to watch with your Roommate. Its not groundbreaking TV but its a show you both will enjoy. Its from the same chick who created Scandal so chicks are going nuts for it. It follows this bad ass sassy black chick lawyer and her top law students as they take on impossible cases. Simultaneously while each week they solve another case, theres a who-dun-it story line where the law students have murdered someone. Each week we see the murder from a different character’s point of view as they try to hide the evidence and get away with it. Hence, the How To Get Away With Murder double meaning.

Blacklist

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Blacklist has finally just reached the level of being an awesome show. It pains me because I know if it was on HBO or Showtime or even a channel like FX it could be even better. They’re constrained by network TV rules a little bit but James Spader is awesome and the week to week villains they come up with each episode are so fucking creative. For a time this show was kinda like The Following, i.e. completely ridiculous but entertaining. I think season 2 has been better than that, and I think its just a really solid show at this point. Sill unrealistic of course but really good stuff.

The Shield

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If you’re looking for a old school show to go back and binge or relive, The Shield is it. I feel like it gets completely lost in the mix when people are talking about The Sopranos and The Wire and Oz and all the shows that paved the way for this so called Golden Age of Television we’re in now. Michael Chiklis and the Shield deserves every bit if the respect those other shows get. Vic Mackey was an anti-hero right alongside Tony Soprano back when Walter White was still Malcolm In The Middle’s dad. I’ll put season 5 up against any season of any show, thats how good Forest Whitaker was in it. Its on Amazon Instant.

By KFC posted October 24th, 2014 at 3:10 PM

KFC Radio: Family Reunion

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The boys are back in town! First episode as a married man so I tried to clean it up and act respectable. Just kidding the first question is about farting on your girlfriend when you’re spooning. We talk about girls giving their boyfriends sex coupons, everyone’s favorite guilty pleasure movies, shower habits and black porn. Pretty well rounded bounce back episode after 2 weeks off for the honeymoon. Duncan joins the panel as our 4th member and steals the show.

By KFC posted October 24th, 2014 at 2:10 PM

De Blasio’s Sign Language Guy Knows This Is His time To Shine

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As Stoolie Ryan put it, its not officially an NYC crisis until a Sing Language Star is born. Bloomberg is gone and so is his sign language chick Lydia Callis. So now its time for Silent Bob over here to take the spotlight. Ebola is the best thing thats ever happened to this guy. This is his moment. This is his time to shine.

By KFC posted October 24th, 2014 at 1:23 PM

GTA Best Of The Best, Season 3, Final Week Of Voting Now Open!

@JessieBabyFit.

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Sofia Kazakova

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Final regular season match up of the season before we launch into the Season 3 Tournament of Champions. Basically this vote will decide if JessieFitBaby makes the postseason cut. If she wins, she’ll be a 2 time champ to close out the season and she’s into the tourney. If she loses, shes just another ass. Time to vote:

Vote 1 for champ JessieBabyFit Vote 10 for Sofia Kazakova

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By KFC posted October 24th, 2014 at 12:50 PM

Lets Lighten The Mood, Shall We?

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Well today has been depressing as shit so far. Axe attacks and ebola and shit. I think we all need a little Katee Owen in our lives right now. When times get tough I turn to Katee Owen. And really its a barometer for how much hope we have left. Because if you didnt know this, Katee Owen is like a fucking MANAIC about making sure her videos and pictures get taken off the internet if they aren’t on her own website. Shes stuck in like 1999 expecting people to pay money on her site to see her. And so every now and then when I need a pick me up I head to the internet and search for Boobs Box or Katee Owen to raise my spirits. Even though so so many videos have been taken down, there’s always a few GIFs here and there that slip through the cracks. This was the one I found today that put a smile on my face. When you find a Katee Owen video or GIF that hasnt been snatched down yet, its a sign of hope. Its like the good guys are still winning. Despite axe murderers and deadly diseases, there is still good in this world. After every dark night, there’s a pair of HUGE boobs and a girl shaking her ass.

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Biggest active Katee Owen GIF dump here. Pretty sure there’s some questionable material mixed in there so be careful. Obviously NSFW.

By KFC posted October 24th, 2014 at 12:00 PM

Cops Seen Throwing Ebola Masks And Gloves From Craig Spencer’s Apartment In The Trash On The Corner

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Daily Mail - With the news that the first confirmed case of Ebola has hit New York City, all attention now turns to how equipped the densely populated metropolis is to deal with the deadly virus – and if the city really is as prepared as they claimed to be in a press conference Thursday evening. Perhaps throwing things into doubt are photos taken outside the Harlem apartment of Dr. Craig Spencer, who was admitted to the hospital with a 103 degree fever earlier today. They show police officers tossing their gloves, masks and the caution tape used to block off access to his apartment in a public trash can. Is that really the best place to be putting all of that?

Hey I dont blame those cops one bit, man. I wanna get all my ebola infected shit the fuck OFF of me. I can’t even imagine walking around in an ebola hot zone with a little paper mask over my mouth and some gloves. Only way I’m goin into an Ebola apartment is in an Outbreak suit or one of those giant plastic balls:

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Plus like I said, man – cops have enough on their plate right now. If I was an NYPD officer right now I’d be like “OK I draw the line at hatchet terrorists.” Thats the point where my duty extends. It goes no further. Deadly disease outbreak is above and beyond. You want someone to go in those apartments, call Dustin Hoffman and Cuba Gooding. Otherwise dont be surprised when I’m throwing ebola material in the garbage can on the corner. I dont think they covered that shit at the academy.

By KFC posted October 24th, 2014 at 11:10 AM
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