B-Marsh to the Jets. David Harris coming back. The return of Harvey. 30th birthday. On my way to a bachelor party. I gotta say it was a good day.
At this point the only way things could get better is if I got a beep from Kim or if I messed around and got a triple double. Pretty weird right? Everything is coming up Clancy. Its like down is up and up is down. I’m waiting for something catastrophic to happen
I cant say it any easier than this – you can come in 4,625th place for tonights NBA challenge and you still get money. I may not be the wisest NBA fan. I may not be the best gambler. I may not have the best luck. But I am damn confident I can come in 4,625th place.
Micro Millions Main Event Details:
-$400,000 prize pool
- First place wins $100,000
- $20 to enter
- Top 4,625 scores win money guaranteed
- Starts Friday, March 6 at 7:00 PM EST
- Salary Cap Style Drafting. $50,000 to select 9 spots. 8 players
- Roster Format: 1 PG, 1 SG, 1 SF, 1 PF, 1 C, 1 G, 1 F, 1 Utility
Check out this dude typing away on metro north last night. Car was silent with exception of his tapping. People were furious. Thought was hilarious.
Guy has to be commuting to and from school in Brooklyn right?
Ive seen a lot of ridiculous shit on mass transit. All sorts of breaches of etiquette and asshole behavior. But some hipster doofus pecking away at a goddam typewriter on Metro North might take the cake. Only because of the amount of effort you need to go through in order to do this. Typewriters way like 200 pounds. You gotta get paper and load it in and tap away at the keys with like 10 times the effort of a computer. In a world where there’s laptops and tablets and tabtops and smart phones and all that shit it is patently ridiculous to lug around a piece of technology thats like a hundred years old. It would be like sending morse code instead of using a phone just because you want to be old school. Such a dickhead “look at me!” hipster move, but I cant help laugh at it. The thought of that dude tapping away with zero regard for the rest of the train is such an oblivious asshole move I almost have to respect it.
NYDN - An Alaskan congressman suggested letting wolves loose across the U.S. could solve the nation’s homeless problem. Republican Rep. Don Young made the bizarre comment Thursday during a House Natural Resources Committee hearing, the Washington Post reported. He was furious over a congressional proposal to add gray wolves to the endangered species list. “How many of you have got wolves in your district?” he asked of the 79 Congress members who sent a letter to Interior Secretary Sally Jewell asking for the addition. “None. None. Not one.” He continued: “They haven’t got a damn wolf in their whole district. I’d like to introduce them in your district. If I introduced them in your district, you wouldn’t have a homeless problem anymore.”
Well, hes not wrong. I guarantee there is a direct negative correlation between number of wolves in a town and number of homeless people in a town. Now of course you could probably make the argument that a town having a wolf problem isnt exactly ideal either. But its infinitely better than Homeless people. So you just gotta ask yourself how badly you want your town cleaned up? Sure you could try opening up shelters and soup kitches. Try to rehabilitate some of these people so they can get back on their feet and contribute to society.
Or you could just unless a pack of wolves and let them eat all the homeless.Poof. No more homeless people. They’re all dead. And I promise you the ones that dont get eaten are at least moving to the town next door. If you have your choice of being homeless in a city with wolves and a city without wolves, you’re taking no wolves 100 times out of 100. So go ahead and make fun of Don Young but until you have a better plan to fix homelessness you should probably stay quiet.
Today I turn 30 years old. A full grown up. No longer a child. So its only fitting we talk about girls shaving their pussies and wheelchair porn and all sorts of other really mature topics. We do a follow up discussion on Bastardo The Barber, talk about dad’s reading porn erotica, how we behave when we’re blacked out, college life, Russell Westbrook and more. March comes in like a lion on KFC Radio.
The thong clasping over the vagina is proving to be an X Factor that no ass can surmount. Manika has a fantastic ass to begin with but thost underwear just take it to a new level.
But all that being said, the only X Factor that can compete with that is the fact that Kayla has probably had sex with Redman. I think the fact that this butt was blessed by Reggie Noble bumps it up a couple notches. But that may just be me. I dunno.
I’ve been waiting over 18 months to say this, but the day has finally come….Happy Harvey Day. It may only be Spring Training but Matt Harvey is back on the mound facing live batters. He’s gonna throw in a lip, stomp up to that mound, and consume batters with lightning bolts from his arse. He’s stronger than ever, mixed in a curveball into his repertoire, and most importantly hes got a chip on his shoulder. Hes out to prove all the naysayers wrong. All the critics of his lifestyle, all the people who call him arrogant, all the people that say he hasnt accomplished anything are about to get face fucked by Matthew Harvey. The long road back finally comes to an end, and the Dark Knight rises once again.