Fox News’ Official Guide To Sexting
FoxNews - The evolution of sexting then should also come as no surprise – and I think it can be great fun for the adult set (and I mean strictly adults only).
It’s a clever way to keep things hot and an easy way to play even if you’re a little shy.
Why sext, you ask? Well, here are a few reasons to set fingers to keys:
1. A day-long tease can lead to a night-long in-person session.
2. The embarrassment factor is removed because you don’t have to see the person while you’re typing your naughty thoughts.
3. It brings the fun back to sex. It’s not supposed to be so serious after all.
4. If you are still in the flirting stage, it can help you to ease your way to the next step.
5. It keeps you on your toes, thinking of new things to say and new ways to respond.
Here are a few of the more common sexting acronyms:
GYPO: Get Your Pants Off
IAYM: I Am Your Master
IWSN: I Want Sex Now
K4Y: Kiss For You
LMIRL: Let’s Meet In Real Life
MOOS: Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS: Member(s) Of The Same Sex
NALOPKT: Not A Lot Of People Know That
S2R: Send To Receive
TDTM: Talk Dirty To Me
WIN: Want It Now
Nothing gets the panties wet like sexting acronyms! Hey Fox News I’m trying to get this chick to sext me pictures of her tits, I’m not trying to do brain teasers over here. NALOPKT?? Member of the Opposite Sex?? What in the fuck is that shit about? Might as well do the crossword puzzle of the Sunday Times. If any chick ever sexted me either of those things I’d write back LM# – Lose my number bitch.
Here is the only acronym you need for sexting:
INSYAPOMD,BYSNTSMPOYA.IADS,IK.DWI – I’m Not Sending You Pictures Of My Dick, But You Still Need To Send Me Pictures Of Your Ass. Its A Double Standard, I Know. Deal With It.
Seriously though, what kind of guys sext dick pics out to chicks? That’s fucking weird. One time I was fucking this close to sending one. Chick was sending me S2Rs and WINs and GYPOs left and right all night long. Hard to resist when a MOOS is begging for your penis. So I get out the camera phone and I start asking myself all these questions. Flash or no flash? Standing? Sitting? Should I snap it from above? Below? Should I get a profile shot? I started lining up small objects in the background to try to create an optical illusion so that it looked bigger. It was like I was on a goddam movie set. Never ended up sending that shit though.
NALOPKT.


tell me something i didn’t know, fox
Who are you kidding, Clancy…I still have that text on my phone. Looks like a powdered acorn.
A+ Blog. Had me on the floor.
YOSMOSSWAYK – You Only Sext Members Of The Same Sex Who Are You Kidding
priceless 610 on your a game today
A + blog
BSSNYDNBANYS – Bar Stool Sports New York Does Not Blog About New York Sports
A+. Bravo kfc.
you and kmarko are basically professionals at this exchange of language for suggested phrases.
A+
The Sunday NYT puzzle is only as difficult as a Thursday puzzle.. just larger.
Saturday’s puzzle is the real brain-hurter.
another A+ here.
A2M: Ass To Mouth
A+ blog
does barstoolsports have anythign to do wiht sports. all it is is hot chicks and semi funny stories. dont see the sports in it. i thought barstool sports was something you watch while at a barstool but i guess im crazy. atleast you have hot chicks for me to look at.