NY Post – Giants running back Brandon Jacobs has some advice for budding football analyst Gisele Bundchen. “She just needs to continue to be cute and shut up,” Jacobs said of Tom Brady’s wife at the MetLife Stadium rally for the Super Bowl champion Giants. Bundchen was extremely critical of the Patriots receivers after they dropped several passes in their 21-17 Super Bowl XLVI loss on Sunday. “I mean she’s supposed to stay out of things like that,” Osi Umenyiora said Tuesday. “But at the end of the day that’s their relationship and she has the right to say whatever she wants to.”

Everyone is gonna call Brandon Jacobs a despicable asshole for talking about another man’s wife. And they’re right, he shouldn’t do that. But the thing is, on a daily basis, I say that Gisele has sex with other men in front of Tom Brady’s face. So you’re not gonna see me hop on that bandwagon.

Yea, he’s a dick for talking about another dude’s relationship, but he’s right. She should have just been a model and stayed out of Tom Brady and the Patriots’ business. But its too late now. She’s Yoko Ono. Before Gisele, Tom Brady was all business. He was X’s and O’s and TDs and rings and arguably the most clutch player of all time. And then after he shacked up with Leo Dicaprio’s sloppy seconds its been all red carpets and 30,000 square foot mansions. Choking in the playoffs coming up short. Just like Yoko poisoning Lennon with all that politcal activist feminist bullshit and ruining his music. And also like KFC in his Sophomore year of high school. I finally got a girlfriend and she started having sex with me and I kept showing up to basketball practice late. My hoops career never bounced back after that.

Me, Brady and Lennon. Three peas in a pod.

Introducing Victoria from Monmouth. Quick question – which parade was more impressive – The Giants Super Bowl Ticker Tape Parade? Or the parade of Monmouth Smokeshows leading up to the February 29th Blackout at the Stone Pony?

Monmouth – Wed Feb 29th at Stony Pony (Buy Tickets)

Marist – Thursday 2/16 at The Chance (Buy Tickets)

For all you idiots who call it “JetLife” and think the city bleeds green, take notes. The New Giants Stadium has officially been christened.

Has anyone ever backed up shit talking like Eli did this year? Just a few months ago he told Michael Kay he was “elite.” Said he’s as good as Tom Brady. Said he was one of the best in the NFL. And everyone outside of NY laughed and kept calling him Peyton’s little brother and that he got lucky in Super Bowl 42 and that maybe he was a top 15 or top 10 at his position. But look at him now. Just beat Tom Brady on the biggest stage in the world. Again. Had a season and playoff run for the ages. And now instead of being mentioned with guys like Trent Dilfer, he’s mentioned with guys like Bart Starr, Terry Bradshaw, and Joe Montana.

But Giants fans knew what Eli was capable of. We saw all the great throws and 4th quarter comebacks. We knew 25 picks last year was a fluke. Even if he has floppy hair and talks like a virgin, we knew there was a great QB with his best yet to come inside that Number #10 jersey.

And like Eli said, it’s not always pretty and its not always easy, but with the game on the line and the clock winding down and when you need someone to make a play, Giants fans knew Eli Manning was going to make that play. And fuck me for writing the Giants off when I did this season. Despite a 4-game losing streak and getting stomped down by Drew Brees and ugly losses to the Redskins, I should have known that as long as Eli is under center, the Giants always have a chance. From Day 1 he’s dealt with his brother’s shadow and with the pressure of demanding to play in the biggest media market in the world. Not only has he delivered, but he did it his way, made the Giants his team, and he cemented himself as a New York City legend and an all-time great in the process.

Maybe that Super Bowl 4 years ago was a little lucky. The helmet catch was 1 in a billion and some people still don’t think the best team won that night. But this year there was no 1 in a billion catch and it wasn’t one of the greatest upsets in sports. This year there is no doubt the best team won, and the best QB in the NFL got them there.

Eli Manning. Super Bowl MVP.

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Since Pats fans have been turning to the past to try and defend their monumental loss, I figured this would help remind them that that doesn’t work either. The reality of the matter is the only season that matters in the one that just happened. In any sport. I tell that to Yankees fans who try to brag about World Series banners from the 20s and I’ll tell it to Pats fans who want to cite Super Bowl wins against the freakin Panthers from 8 years ago. But, I guess if we’re gonna talk about the past, lets talk about it. Lets not pick a random arbitrary amount of time that convenient highlights the little blip of success on Boston’s radar. Lets talk about all time.

PS – Don’t forget about me!

It literally blows my mind that Elisha Nelson Manning and Old Man Tom Coughlin are the leaders of this crew right here.

BostInno -Apparently, someone had a sly message for Wes Welker after his missed catch on Sunday night. According to their Twitter, Pawngo, a Denver-based online pawn shop, dropped off thousands of Butterfinger bars in mockery of Welker’s incomplete Super Bowl catch.

Who do you think is less deserving to be talking shit to Wes Welker?

Tom Brady’s supermodel wife?

OR

A Denver based online pawn shop?

Because both of them have just crushed him in a matter of 2 days.

PS – How embarrassing is this for Boston? Somebody just strolled up in the heart of their city and took a shit all over them in the form of a metric ton of Butterfingers candy bars.

Boy did the Jets fuck the pooch on this one. Steve Weatherford is the exact type of dude you want on your team. The intensity. The focus. The energy. And being really fucking good at your job. I mean what other punter has ever gotten this much shine on a Super Bowl team? I feel like next to Eli the next person people were talking about was Steve motherfucking Weatherford. And he deserves it. At first I thought it was a little crazy that a punter was getting so much love, but he earned it. Dude pinned the Pats inside the 10 three times. He was directly responsible for that safety, along side the giant black dudes who pressured Brady. He was probably pissed at Bradshaw for scoring because he wanted to put down a perfect hold for a game winning field goal and yell about the mother f’n Super Bowl again. He did everything you could ask.

Whats fuckin sickening to me is that he seems like the exact type of dude that Rex Ryan would want and the Jets let him walk. I don’t care that he’s a punter. He does his job to perfection and would die to win a game. He punts every ball like its his last. Celebrates every win like its his last. The Giants saw it, scooped him up, and next thing you know he erased all the Matt Dodge nightmares. Made people forget about the greatest of all time Jeff Feagles. Meahwhile we’re slapping a Captains “C” on a dickhead like Santonio Holmes while special teams fucking blows all year long.

Hey Steve, Rex promised you a parade, didn’t he? Goddamnit.

Who would you like to see?

SANCHEZZZZ

Me and you both, sister. Me and you both.

PS – If this was an ugly chick I think they would have literally ripped her face off. Like she only had ONE line and she fucked it up. But she’s hot so the crowd is just like “You mean Eliiii now show your tittssss!”

Now everyone send out the Smoke Patrol for this confused yet attractive “Giants fan!”

Shout out to @SearsGarnett for the link

And the answer is Rachel McAdams. Not the best ass shot but I’ve never addressed this chick before so this is my chance. What does everyone think of her? Off the top of my head if you asked me to list the hottest chicks in the game she wouldn’t even be close to the top. But that makes me think she’s vastly underrated. And I think it has to do with movies like the notebook and her quirky character in Wedding Crashers. But she can also flip that switch and play the Regina George Mean Girls role. She’s versatile as fuck. Which leads me to believe if and when she wants, she can sex it up and be an absolute knockout minx. I want to just say fuck off to Nicholas Sparks and do some movie where she plays a sex crazed BDSM slut and I bet you she’ll rock people’s dicks off.