Introducing Kristy from NY, NY. Looks like Kristy here is really into taking all sorts of artsy pictures for facebook. Well Kristy, I won’t string you. The extent of my artistic knowledge stops right about when I used to wear one of my Dad’s work shirts inside out as a smock in like 1st grade. But I do watch repeats of Bob Ross painting happy little trees all the time, so maybe we can still get down? Lemme know. Call me.

I went on a friend request rampage last night and Zuckerberg is fucking pissed at me. But I’m not gonna let that stop me. Send more nominations to and lets stick it to that son of a bitch

Oh yeah and I’ll be up at Rathbones for 35 cent wings night, all smokeshows are welcome to join, up to 5 wings are on me!