Introducing Victoria from Staten Island. When you’re this hot and your name is Victoria I’m pretty sure you are obligated to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel for Halloween every single year. Its a must.

We’re off for the rest of the afternoon and tomorrow, but I’ll probably be blogging intoxicated sporadically throughout the weekend. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. And if you’re a Jew make sure you hit up the Matzo Ball Jewish singles party tomorrow night. Chosen ass as far as the eyes can see.