Introducing Angela from Eastchester and Fordham. You know what this is right here? This is the girl who I could have married. Like if we were the same age, we could been out at all the same bars in Westchester all through high school and then gone on to Fordham together. By now we could have been dating and in love and married for like 10 years. But instead she’s a a Junior at FU right now and I’m old as shit just creepin on her facebook. Those are the breaks, folks. A year here or there and you miss out on love.

Know any Fordham smokes? Any 914 smokes? Send first and last names and a facebook profile link to [email protected]