Introducing Dana from Quinnipiac.  It’s a potato sack Tueday, Stoolies!  Santa, I don’t know if you’re reading this, and I know I’m not probably not at the top of the Nice List.  But if you could throw Dana in your sack and deliver her underneath my tree Friday morning, I promise to quit the smut game.

You know any other girls who are that perfect mix of cute and hot that makes you want to kidnap them in a potato sack and marry them?  Send their first and last names to [email protected]