Introducing Dana from Quinnipiac. It’s a potato sack Tueday, Stoolies! Santa, I don’t know if you’re reading this, and I know I’m not probably not at the top of the Nice List. But if you could throw Dana in your sack and deliver her underneath my tree Friday morning, I promise to quit the smut game.
You know any other girls who are that perfect mix of cute and hot that makes you want to kidnap them in a potato sack and marry them? Send their first and last names to [email protected]