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Introducing Heather from Rockland County and Fordham U.  People ask me all the time if I regret going to Fordham.  And I always answer “You know, if I didn’t go to Fordham, I wouldn’t be where I’m at today, so no, I don’t regret it.”  Baaaahahah I’m fucking with you I’m an internet smut peddler my life sucks.  Of course I regret it.  Every red blooded American male who didn’t go to Arizona State should regret their decision of where they went to school.  But every now and then I see a Fordham smoke like Heather here that make me forget all about the D Train and being robbed at gun point by crackheads. And lets be honest you gotta be pretty freakin hot to make up for all that stuff.

Would love for the rest of the NYC schools to get in the Local Smokeshow mix.  Hint hint Columbia and NYU.  Shit I’ll even take some Yeshiva smokes.  Send first and last names to KFC@barstoolsports.com