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Introducing Melissa from Rutgers. Ni Hao you sexy minx! The first Asian chick that I think I ever saw was Tia Carrere’s character in Waynes World when I was 7 years old. What? I grew up in the Bronx surrounded by black kids and Puerto Ricans, get off my back. But anyway when I first saw her I was like holy shit that chick is super fucking hot and she looks different than all the girls at school! Well Mel here could be the sexiest Chinese chick I’ve ever seen. And there are BILLIONS of them so being the sexiest one of all is seriously impressive.

Mel just told me she’s planning on rounding up a crew of Rutgers chicks and coming out for the Barstool Booze Cruise. So, what are you waiting for? Get your tickets now! Triple decker boat, DJ, booze, and smokes like Mel and Jenna. Name one thing you can do for a Thursday happy hour thats better than that?

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