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Introducing Tessie from the Berkshires.  Just a stunning brunette to start off our week, folks.  They say blonds have more fun, but that’s because brunettes like Tessie are all business and are busy dominating life by looking good.  Oh, and that name?  Tessie. Goddam nothin caps off a beautiful girl like a sexy name.

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