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   by Great White Hunter on September 30, 2009 at 9:19 am

   i vote awesome. merci.

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   by ilovefarts on September 30, 2009 at 9:20 am

   i would insert a skittle in her asshole then suck it out. preferably the red flavor!

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   by Great White Hunter on September 30, 2009 at 9:21 am

   make it an m&m and wait for it to melt.

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   by does this name get me laid on September 30, 2009 at 9:22 am

   i would make her eat a bag of skittles and then eat her shit…wait no I wouldn’t…

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   by I need a detox on September 30, 2009 at 9:22 am

   i like stupid looking broads that dress sluttier, have bigger tits

   ps. ups workers are always in a rush, they don’t comment – fact

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   by ilovefarts on September 30, 2009 at 9:22 am

   great call GWH, then you wouldnt know if there is a little dump on there too.

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   by SteakNShake on September 30, 2009 at 9:24 am

   you think your girlfriend is gonna like that detox?

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   by does this name get me laid on September 30, 2009 at 9:24 am

   UPS > FED EX

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   by does this name get me laid on September 30, 2009 at 9:24 am

   how’d she like the asian comment?

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    by I need a detox on September 30, 2009 at 9:25 am

    steak, she hates that shit … sorry honey !!

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    by Great White Hunter on September 30, 2009 at 9:25 am

    no fucking way. fedex is the only way to ship.

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    by I need a detox on September 30, 2009 at 9:26 am

    dtngml, she is a pro comment reader – she can spot an imposter 100 miles away .

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    by windycitywoodrow on September 30, 2009 at 9:27 am

    Fed Ex = golf, UPS = NASCAR.

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    by SteakNShake on September 30, 2009 at 9:28 am

    shipping is complicated

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    by Great White Hunter on September 30, 2009 at 9:28 am

    detox, does your girlfriend get aroused by the wit of the fine gentlemen who comment on this site?

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    by does this name get me laid on September 30, 2009 at 9:30 am

    does she think my name will get me laid ?

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    by ilovefarts on September 30, 2009 at 9:31 am

    i ship with the goth bike messengers who fly around on their bikes.

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    by I need a detox on September 30, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Wit ?

    Fine gentlemen ?

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    by does this name get me laid on September 30, 2009 at 9:31 am

    Goth Bike Messengers > Fed EX,

    UPS > Both

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    by I Need A Detox on September 30, 2009 at 9:32 am

    She does get very jealous about me and woody’s cyber love for each other

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    by Great White Hunter on September 30, 2009 at 9:32 am

    i don’t know any woman that can resist the high minded conversation that occurs in this forum of respectable members of society.

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    by I need a detox on September 30, 2009 at 9:33 am

    My dingaling > oak tree trunk

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    by SteakNShake on September 30, 2009 at 9:35 am

    sapling

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    by does this name get me laid on September 30, 2009 at 9:36 am

    Detox = Pine Needles

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    by windycitywoodrow on September 30, 2009 at 9:38 am

    pine needle

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    by windycitywoodrow on September 30, 2009 at 9:40 am

    Great minds think alike.

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    by Great White Hunter on September 30, 2009 at 9:41 am

    low hanging fruit.

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    by I need a detox on September 30, 2009 at 9:42 am

    detox = acorn top

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    by ilovefarts on September 30, 2009 at 9:44 am

    hung like a GI Joe guy

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    by I need a detox on September 30, 2009 at 9:45 am

    i need a marlboro

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