It’s a lot of work weeding through the hate, whining, complaining, nit picking, outlandish demands, spelling errors, reading comprehension issues and nonsensical logic in the comment sections. But every once in a while you guys are funny. I mean it would be crazy to demand that everything you write is something I find hysterical and bitch and moan when it’s not. So I’m only gonna point out the best in you guys. Because you deserve it.
Handicapped Kids At Disney World
Commenter: jimmy franchise - i dont see what the big deal is. fred wilpon buys retarded kids every off season. this isnt some new fad Kevin.
It’s funny because the Mets are a terrible franchise. Also, retarded kids aren’t good at baseball.
Chrissy Teigen vs. Feminists
Commenter: DoyleBrunsonsSaggySack – Chrissy “believes in shame and having shame and being shamed” Chrissy…have sex with me. It’ll be about the most shameful thing you ever do.
Can’t argue with that logic. Although if she had sex with a Barstool commenter I’m sure shame would just be the beginning and suicide would inevitably occur.
GTA Of The Week
Commenter: happyhustle – i’d swim with the mermaid all day, so long as i can use her asshole as an air tank
Coming up with new ways to say that you want to suck farts out of a chick’s butt really never gets old. And this one got me because I had the visual of some dude swimming around underwater with his face shoved up an ass. That made me laugh. It’s like an aquatic human centipede.
Scented Underwear For Men
Commenter: cantgetthestinkout - Truth. My asshole situation is an absolute horror show. I have what I like to refer to as a ‘reversed oreo’. Basically, I have a bare white ass, and a very dense patch of hair in my crack and around my asshole. As a result, I can wipe my ass at any time and the toilet paper will come up at least a little bit shitty. Even if I haven’t taken a shit since the last time I showered. It’s horrible.
This is disgusting, way too descriptive, and hilarious. Bottom line is that poop is funny. Always has been, always will be. And I think every one of us understands the awful discomfort of a shitty asshole. Like I’m laughing at you bro, but there’s a little sympathy in there.
Bacon Infused Hot Dogs
Commenter: little birdie – I’m so fucked in the head that even though this blog has nothing to do with naked women, all I can think about is that the ends of oscar mayer hotdogs look like a pretty well kept butthole on a girl.
That’s EXACTLY what it looks like. Balloon knots, too.
Guy Trying To Kick Soccer Ball From Seattle To Brazil Dies
Commenter: granitestatedestroyer - He flopped.
Sometimes it pays to be simple. Dead guy + all soccer players are pussies = funny.
Guy Cuts Of His Dick And Flushes It Down The Toilet
Commenter: Boo Radley – We can rest assured it didn’t clog the toilet
You know why this one made me laugh? First, because little Asian dick jokes are always great. But second, because the image popped into my head of his girlfriend standing over the toilet with a plunger trying to get the dick to go down the pipes. Sweat dripping, she’s cursing, just hammering away at the toilet clogged with a severed penis. Maybe I’m weird but that’s funny to me.