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One servant for the rest of your life, who you taking? Big Cat and Feitelberg both took the chef because they said they want to eat healthy. Which could legitimately be the most boring answer in the history of this show. I have no problem with taking the chef, completely valid answer. Have them whipping up steak every meal and bomb ass desserts. But don’t tell me its because you want to eat healthy.
I’m taking the masseuse without any hesitation. No doubt about it. Thats some high society shit. Luxury like you read about. Massages morning, noon and night. Never have a stiff neck ever again. Get your feet rubbed every day like some sort Sultan. Happy endings all day every day because there’s just no way you have a slave masseuse that doesn’t jerk you off. Bottom line is I can drive myself or take taxis wherever I need to go. I can provide myself with food. But I can’t massage myself. I’m perfectly content continuing to eat cheesesteaks and pizza and donuts while getting rubbed down like a king.
PS – Just because I know this is going to be a point of contention with this episode – if you worry about how you carry your dogs poop bags, you have gotta be one of the most insecure people on the planet earth. Like not having all your poop bags on a roller on your leash because you’re worried about how cool you look is probably the most self-conscious, timid thing I’ve ever heard. Team Poop Bag Holder for life.
(Just reiterating what I said the other day regarding the KFC Radio app since people are still asking me about it:
You can still listen to all of our episodes since you have access to everything. If you want to listen to us on mobile, here are your options:
A) Listen through iTunes on the Podcast app. Your smartphone is fully capable of playing podcasts without an external app.
2) We can be found on the Podcast One App.
D) Become a premium member. Eventually this will be sorted out and the app will most likely be used to host all the deluxe episodes.)