ANAHEIM (CBSLA.com) An African American family sued Disneyland after the actor who portrayed the White Rabbit character from “Alice in Wonderland” allegedly refused to hug or touch their children because of their skin color. Jason and Annelia Black of San Diego County said the person in the rabbit costume also acted impatiently as their young kids posed for a picture at the Anaheim theme park. The Blacks, however, said it was a different scene when a Caucasian family arrived. “There were two other kids that came up. The rabbit showered them. Hugged them, kissed them, posed with them, and took pictures. Meanwhile, that made my kids feel horrible,” said Jason. The family immediately filed a complaint with Disneyland officials.

Once in a while, a perfect blog comes along. They are usually few and far between. This, right here, is one of them. The Black family, who is literally The Black Family because that’s their last name, suing Disneyland because the White Rabbit, again, literally the White Rabbit, wouldn’t touch their kids. You cannot script a more perfect racist story. Its got it all. Whites vs Blacks literally, figuratively with children and rabbits and Disneyland. Its like the Niggar Family from Chappelle’s Show except this is real fucking life folks.

The White Rabbit refused to touch the Black children. He hated the Blacks. Didn’t wanna even touch the Blacks. Now obviously the reason its really funny is because he’s actually a huge fucking racist bunny rabbit and didn’t wanna touch them because they were “lower-case b” black, but good Lord the coincidence is amazing. Hey Mr. and Mrs. Black I know you’re pretty offended the White Rabbit was having a grand old time with the caucasian family and wouldn’t touch your kids, but you should see how he treated the Wetback family. He wouldn’t even take pictures with the Wetback kids.