ANAHEIM (CBSLA.com) — An African American family sued Disneyland after the actor who portrayed the White Rabbit character from “Alice in Wonderland” allegedly refused to hug or touch their children because of their skin color. Jason and Annelia Black of San Diego County said the person in the rabbit costume also acted impatiently as their young kids posed for a picture at the Anaheim theme park. The Blacks, however, said it was a different scene when a Caucasian family arrived. “There were two other kids that came up. The rabbit showered them. Hugged them, kissed them, posed with them, and took pictures. Meanwhile, that made my kids feel horrible,” said Jason. The family immediately filed a complaint with Disneyland officials.
Once in a while, a perfect blog comes along. They are usually few and far between. This, right here, is one of them. The Black family, who is literally The Black Family because that’s their last name, suing Disneyland because the White Rabbit, again, literally the White Rabbit, wouldn’t touch their kids. You cannot script a more perfect racist story. Its got it all. Whites vs Blacks literally, figuratively with children and rabbits and Disneyland. Its like the Niggar Family from Chappelle’s Show except this is real fucking life folks.
The White Rabbit refused to touch the Black children. He hated the Blacks. Didn’t wanna even touch the Blacks. Now obviously the reason its really funny is because he’s actually a huge fucking racist bunny rabbit and didn’t wanna touch them because they were “lower-case b” black, but good Lord the coincidence is amazing. Hey Mr. and Mrs. Black I know you’re pretty offended the White Rabbit was having a grand old time with the caucasian family and wouldn’t touch your kids, but you should see how he treated the Wetback family. He wouldn’t even take pictures with the Wetback kids.
natty14 says at February 7, 2013 at 10:55 am
He probably thought they were after his Flavor Flav timepiece
pointbreak says at February 7, 2013 at 10:55 am
Hm, I thought that picture was of a coke kingpin recruiting his newest dealer
Peter Butterpants says at February 7, 2013 at 10:56 am
You ever try to get Soul Glo out of fake rabbit fur? Impossible.
carlsweetchuck says at February 7, 2013 at 10:58 am
If the rabbit had touched the kids, the money-hungry parents would have sued for assault and/or inappropriate touching. Can’t win. It’s a Black 22.
one_percent says at February 7, 2013 at 10:59 am
Can’t blame White Rabbit at all, who the fuck wants to even encounter black kids much less have to hug them.
giveitarest says at February 7, 2013 at 11:02 am
You’re right on the money Carl, my brother works at Disney Fla, there’s a no touch policy with the character actors because someone sued for “inappropriate contact”.
dallas_stoolie says at February 7, 2013 at 11:05 am
sued if you touch ‘em, sued if you don’t.
con_fooshis says at February 7, 2013 at 11:08 am
The rabbit may not be racist. They need to realize most pedophiles prefer white kids. Just a statistical fact is all.
nordberg says at February 7, 2013 at 11:12 am
I didn’t think they even let blacks into Disneyland.
yoyoma says at February 7, 2013 at 11:17 am
Anyone see the ass on the girl that just played plinko? Not quite smokeshow material but I’d still eat her asshole.
mjp243 says at February 7, 2013 at 11:18 am
he actually asked the Wetback family if they could run a mower over the grass for him
phan22 says at February 7, 2013 at 11:34 am
No Curb mention= blog fail. Merry Christmas From Larry & The Blacks
cbwv says at February 7, 2013 at 11:43 am
The White Rabbit would have gotten sued if he would have touched them or not.
charlie_murphy says at February 7, 2013 at 11:46 am
White Power
bogjunas2 says at February 7, 2013 at 12:06 pm
Not to ruin the spirit of racism but isn’t the rabbit supposed to act impatiently?
petergammonslisp says at February 7, 2013 at 12:18 pm
Now we know what Volksfront does for day jobs.
bubbadubba00 says at February 7, 2013 at 12:25 pm
What if it were a black person underneath that costume? Seems like more of a black person job.
rbaker5150 says at February 7, 2013 at 1:04 pm
How did a black family get into D-land? That’s the real story.
gildolovesvikings says at February 7, 2013 at 1:46 pm
Can’t get too much grease on those costumes. They’ll get ruined.
nystoolie81 says at February 7, 2013 at 2:17 pm
was it Larry and the Blacks?
FATCESASAUR says at February 7, 2013 at 3:32 pm
Love the Chappelle show reference. Dude needs to come back already.
jplusg says at February 7, 2013 at 4:26 pm
yo, usually as a black man i find some of my brethren find racism in places where there probably isnt any but @carlsweetchuck and all ur upvoters, suck a superdick! this is blatant racism like u have to be a racist urself to NOT find this racist. like money hungry or not were his arms broken when the other white kids came up or wat? like wats ur reasoning at calling them money hungry…….enlighten me. Asshole!
tgas says at February 7, 2013 at 4:55 pm
It looks like the rabbit is smiling and having a great time. I don’t see a problem.
getatme23 says at February 7, 2013 at 6:14 pm
I never understand these lawsuits. Is it on video? Or do we just take the Blacks’ word for it?
m1martin3 says at February 7, 2013 at 8:09 pm
the rabbit “showered the kids”?
rearender says at February 8, 2013 at 11:30 am
Disney racist?
You’ve got to be kidding me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEEPaYD5KZE