Fat Albert and his eyebrows just strolled on to Merv Griffin’s Jeopardy set and took over Trebek’s studio right in front of his fucking face. Telling tales about how he won some quiz bowl so bad they had to change the rules of the contest. “The Colby Burnett Rules.” Nodding his head like 30 seconds early when he knew his Daily Double answer ahead of time. If EDP was ever to go on Jeopardy this is exactly how I envision it would go down it would go down.
Cockiest Jeopardy contestant of all time.