
We’ve seen a lot of notes left on bills and receipts over the past year or so on Barstool New York. Its kind of like the new thing that the internet falls in love with. There was the dude who left a zero dollar tip and told the bartender she could lose a few pounds. There was the Papa Johns take out cashier who called the customer Lady Chinky Eyes. There was even the cashier who gave the Best Butt discount on the receipt.
But a TGI Fridays chick explaining how she could sit right on a customers face and her pussy would fit right over his mouth…well that takes the cake. Theres just something about chicks talking about sitting on faces, right? Its just so cocky. You’re waiting for the bill trying to do the 20% tip in your head the whole time and then you get it and BAM you realize your waitress doesn’t want a tip. The only gratuity she wants is her ass and punani smothering your face. And not only that – she’s worked out the logistics and she’d fit perfectly on top of your head.
Straight up – if this dude didn’t let this chick ride his face liks a fuckin see-saw, he’s got the gay.
PS – Technically theres no way to prove the server was a chick, but that handwriting is 200% from a female. Those round W’s, perfect b’s and the f’s just scream “I’m a chick who wants a mustache ride.”
gaystoolie says at October 19, 2012 at 12:54 pm
Well color me embarrassed….but thanks for the compliment on my handwriting KFC.
pmrkingston says at October 19, 2012 at 12:55 pm
OK…and the rest of the story? did he lay the pipe? we gotta know!!
jackofspades says at October 19, 2012 at 12:58 pm
“color me embarrassed”??? what a fag
acid drip says at October 19, 2012 at 12:58 pm
handwriting of a 12 year old
theydurkadurk says at October 19, 2012 at 1:00 pm
Why the fuck is this from April 27th and just coming around now?
matszuccathrillo says at October 19, 2012 at 1:01 pm
funny blog! you should stick to writing about porn and smut instead of sports
pointbreak says at October 19, 2012 at 1:02 pm
Gay Stoolie needs his own blog and I don’t care how over the top gay it is
Gorgeousgg says at October 19, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Who the fuck uses Mastercard?
frankbooth says at October 19, 2012 at 1:03 pm
I am moving to Memphis
dwyanewadesherpes says at October 19, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Is she hot?
pointbreak says at October 19, 2012 at 1:04 pm
Guess That Dick – Today’s GTD is Peter North. What I wouldn’t do to make it look like I went snowballing in a blizzard. The possibilities are endless
mikeydatrillest says at October 19, 2012 at 1:04 pm
herbs
pointbreak says at October 19, 2012 at 1:04 pm
Snow mobiling, god damn auto correct ruined my gold
beast says at October 19, 2012 at 1:06 pm
Close the comments, gaystoolie wins again…
5MinuteMajor says at October 19, 2012 at 1:07 pm
I love sluts…hair pulling, ass slapping, moaning sluts. . . man. You can beat them, but you can’t beat them.
Harry Johnson says at October 19, 2012 at 5:15 pm
I need a picture of this whore, and I needed it yesterday!
PEACHES says at October 19, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Not trying to ruin the blog and all but it was a male waiter, female customer.
4guys1barstool says at October 19, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Maybe gaystoolie is actually Neil before Neil became Neil, and people who find gaystoolie funny are really finding Neil funny, and people who don’t find Neil blogs funny actually don’t find gaystoolie funny.. you know since everyone thinks Neil loves cock and everything
Medways Finest says at October 19, 2012 at 1:27 pm
I bet she overheard someone saying they’d let her sit on her face. And she’s rubbing it in. Everyone has that friend who says shit too loud.
4guys1barstool says at October 19, 2012 at 1:29 pm
p.s. jackofspades i appreciate your humor
EZBreezey2222 says at October 19, 2012 at 1:34 pm
be a lot cooler if this receipt was from hooters or a place that has hot waitresses
Brochacho says at October 19, 2012 at 1:37 pm
Gaystoolie could definitely take over the perez hilton game for barstool
donny_d says at October 19, 2012 at 2:08 pm
I think the customer put this on the receipt, not the server.
Alan Thick says at October 19, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Pics or it didn’t happen
shaqachusetts says at October 19, 2012 at 2:48 pm
It is ridiculous you would even post this without a picture of the waitress. How do you not get this bill and immediately take a picture of her. FAIL
BdayUmich says at October 19, 2012 at 5:17 pm
Be willing to bet there is more to this story. I’m guessing he and his buddies were making comments intentionally loud and she “accidentally overheard them”.
yetisauce says at October 19, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Wouldn’t it it be “I’d fit perfectly in your face” if it was a dude. Boom Lawyered
-This could be better than the ball game they play in “Waiting”, any awkward first date write something provocative and perverted and hope they fight over the bill.
A)”O no let me I invited you out”.
B) “No, Chuck I insist you payed for Paranorman the least I could do is pay for your anytizers”.
Next thing you know your suffocating on genitalia in a walk in fridge
Boo Radley says at October 20, 2012 at 1:35 am
Who knew marv albert was a stoolie?
jomoyer says at April 23, 2013 at 2:31 pm
Definitely deserves to be #1 on receiptwars.com i