Was Justin Bieber Hanging Out With The Reverend Jesse Jackson At The Knicks Game The Weirdest Duo Of All Time?
This was the scene last night at the Knicks
game massacre. As weird as can be. Taylor Swift was playing and dancing with Amare Stoudemire and they didnt even come CLOSE to being the weirdest duo in the building. Its almost impossible to beat that twosome in awkward, out of place weirdness but when you got Justin Bieber rocking a Heisenberg hat hanging out with Jesse Jackson – who, by the way, I think has completed his transformation from human to owl – that just takes the cake as strangest combination of all time. Like has anyone ever envisioned Jesse Jackson and Justin Bieber hanging out together? I wouldnt be surprised if that had never happened, in anyones brain, ever, until last nite. Even when you’re asleep at night and you have those weird dreams like “I had a dream I was back in 4th grade and Jesse Jackson was the teacher and Justin Bieber was the principal.” I still think its still too weird for even your wildest dreams. I dont think Trey Stone and Matt Parker would think to put these two together for an episode of South Park. Its just not something that anyone ever envisioned until it was reality.
What do you think these two assholes were even talking about? Does either of them know who the other is? Do you think Bieber went home like “I sat next to the strangest old black man tonight” and Jesse Jackson was like “These goddam lesbians are taking over this country?”
PS – The only duos that top Bieber/The Reverend are as follows:
Bieber/This Other Dude From Last Night Who Looked Like Roger Klotz From Nickelodeon’s “Doug”
Who the fuck is that guy?