Mark Sanchez Says Philly Fans Are A Lot Nicer Than Jets Fans

Hey Mark do me a favor and throw 69 picks and fumble the ball 43 times for the Eagles and see how Philly fans treat you then, ok bud?

Screen Shot 2014-07-28 at 4.57.12 PM - Mark Sanchez has moved into the next stage of his NFL career, settling into the background as aNick Foles understudy with the Eagles. The change of scenery comes at a good time for Sanchez, who had used up his surplus of goodwill with the New York Jetsbefore his release in March. The nadir came last summer, when Sanchez drew boos for poor play during a training camp practice session. Yes, this really happened. When Sanchez went down with a season-ending shoulder injury in the preseason, it cost him any shot of redemption in New York. On the plus side, it saved the quarterback from further ignominy at the hands of a fanbase that was fed up. That fan treatment appears to have stuck with Sanchez, who on Monday offered up an interesting opinion on a difference between New York and Philadelphia. ”The fans,” Sanchez said, “are a lot nicer here.”

Hey Mark do me a favor and throw 69 picks and fumble the ball 43 times for the Eagles and see how Philly fans treat you then, ok bud? Try to think back to when we anointed you the second coming and despite ALL evidence on the contrary, continued to defend you as your performance plummeted. Try to remember the Butt Fumble. Try to remember all those games where you could get the ball passed midfield, when every first down felt like a touchdown.

Jets fans were probably some of the most patient, loyal and supportive fans imaginable. Loyal to a fault when it came to Sanchez. I defended him time and time again on this blog like a battered wife until it was just impossible to do so. By the time Jets fans had turned on Sanchez he was quite literally the worst quarterback in the league and was embarrassing this team. Yes, he was dealt a shitty hand by the organization. Definitely think he was thrown under the bus a bit. But don’t for one second act like the fans treated you poorly. Only after this team hit rock bottom did we ever speak ill of you. Wait for your first 3 INT game on a day Foles is on the bench and just make sure you duck when the batteries start flying.

By KFC posted July 28th, 2014 at 4:58 PM

Dude Hires A Hipster To Walk Around Brooklyn On A Leash While He Rides A Segway As His “Art Project”

Right through Brooklyn's dumb ass foodie festivals and through the streets of Bushwick with some asshole in cut off jorts and stupid shoes. Just establishing dominance over all of Hipster nation.

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I don’t even know whats going on here. Its over on Buzzfeed. One of their readers I guess did this and they posted it. I gotta be honest the fact that a Buzzfeed reader beat one of the Barstool commenters to the punch on enslaving another human just boggles my mind.

But I can’t be prejudice here. The fact that its Buzzfeed kind of ruins it because A) they suck and B) its probably all phony, and I don’t know what it even means calling this “art,” but if anybody else put a hipster on a leash and cruised around the streets of Brooklyn like GOB Bluth I’d have no choice but to declare it a power move. Right through Brooklyn’s dumb ass foodie festivals and through the streets of Bushwick with some asshole in cut off jorts and stupid shoes. Just establishing dominance over all of Hipster nation.

By KFC posted July 28th, 2014 at 4:10 PM

Bronx Man Who Set Cat On Fire Claims It Was Self Defense

Like he said, he shouldn't have done it right in front of the building. That was his only mistake.

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NYDN – The crazed cat killer who set a dying feline on fire in the Bronx told cops the animal was the aggressor, authorities said. Ernesto Bailey was held on $25,000 bail Saturday after his arraignment in Bronx Criminal Court on charges including aggravated cruelty to animals. “The cat came into my apartment, and it was scratching me and my kids,” Bailey, 31, whined to cops, according to court documents. “I went outside for a smoke and the cat jumped on my head, and as a reflex, I threw it against the wall. I ran the cat over with a shopping cart.” Prosecutors said Bailey, a married father of three, ran the cart into the cat multiple times, then picked the cart up and slammed it onto the defenseless feline. For his felonious finale, he torched the doomed kitty. But Bailey wasn’t totally remorseless, according to court papers. He did regret getting caught. “I shouldn’t have lit the cat on fire right in front of the building,” he said. “That was so stupid of me.”

Well what we have here is a classic “his word against mine” situation. Its a lunatic from the Bronx vs. the reputation of felines everywhere, and to be honest its a dead heat. Its a coin flip. This guy could 100% be a psychopath who lights cats on fire for shits and giggles. There’s also every bit as much of a chance that this hoodrat stray cat attacked his family and he needed to run it over with a shopping cart and set it on fire in order to send a message. Like you think just shooing a cat out of your house in an unprovoked attack is enough of a response to get through to son of a bitch cats everywhere? For sure not. You set that cat on fire and the rest of the strays of the neighborhood know you’re not to be trifled with.

Like he said, he shouldn’t have done it right in front of the building. That was his only mistake.

By KFC posted July 28th, 2014 at 3:20 PM

Yankees Fan Returns Red Sox World Series Ring

Maybe all Yankee fans aren't so bad after all


NEW YORKA lost Red Sox World Series ring is back on the finger of its owner, thanks to a nifty pickup by an ardent Yankees fan. Manhattan restaurant owner Luigi Militello could hardly believe it when he found the shiny 2013 championship ring on a restroom sink at his Luke’s Bar and Grill on Thursday night. It was the real thing, with diamonds and sapphires and rubies, set in 14-carat white gold, with the Red Sox emblem, a Boston Strong logo and an image of the team’s bearded ballplayers. ”I was like, geez, it’s big. Who would leave this here?” Militello told The Associated Press. “I’m a big Yankee fan. What are the chances of this happening?” Drew Weber had dined at the restaurant earlier, it’s one of his favorite spots. He’s a New York businessman and also owns the Lowell Spinners, a thriving Red Sox Class A minor league team in Massachusetts. Big league teams often reward executives throughout their organization with World Series rings. The Red Sox haven’t put a value on these pieces of jewelry — the rings they presented for winning the 2004 crown were worth about $30,000. “I went looking around my apartment and started having palpitations. Sweat was pouring off my forehead,” he told the AP. “I’m looking at my finger and it’s not there.” Hoping against hope, Weber called Luke’s after midnight. Militello answered the phone and said, yep, he had the ring. ”But this being Yankees-Red Sox, I started razzing him. I told him he wasn’t getting it so easily. I was playing with him, a lot,” Militello said. Said Weber: “I was like, ‘Who am I dealing with?’” They quickly put aside their rooting interests, met the next day at the restaurant, returned the ring and spent 25 minutes talking baseball.

Maybe all Yankee fans aren’t so bad after all, because there are a lot of people who would not return that ring. I totally get that this guy returned it because it would be bad business if the guy did actually know he left it there and the owner lied to him on the phone, but let’s give him some credit for being a nice guy.

Me on the other hand, if I find that ring as a patron, it disappears like this was the Leftovers. Of course there would be initial panic/excitement about finding something worth $30k but I would pull it together and get the fuck out of that restaurant. From there, you just hold on to that thing for like 25 years and sell it at auction as some thing you found cleaning out a chest and boom you have enough money for you kid to go to college, in state. Plus you get the satisfaction of showing it off to some close friends over the years, which will inevitably end in you getting ratted out by someone.

PS: I don’t get guys who wear any rings at all. Just seems like a huge pain in the ass.

By jj posted July 28th, 2014 at 2:50 PM

Montauk Bar In Hot Water For Putting Up “No Irish Drunks” Sign

Ahhh the Irish. Impervious to racism and prejudice.

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Daily MailA bar in New York has been forced to remove a sign reading ‘No Irish drunks’ after complaints from customers. The Dock Bar & Grill in Montauk on Long Island had a sign displayed in the window with a banned list which included ‘Irish drunks’ along with strollers and cell phones. After complaints were made, the owner George Watson, pasted over a replacement sign which read ‘No Sensitive Drunks’. Mr Watson told Irish Central: ‘If you spoke about any other religion or race they would probably take offense to it; the Irish have a sense of humor.’ There were mixed reviews on the bar’s Facebook page over the offending sign. Beth Wallis wrote: ‘god sake people its the Docks sense of humor I think its a great sign. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!’ Helen Milne added: ’Oooooh talk about limiting your clientele:(‘ However another, Helen Cangemi, wrote: ‘People, get a grip! If you MUST be politically correct, please stay in the Hamptons.’ Maura Donahue also quipped: ‘I am beginning to think all this outrage is just an elaborate joke that I am gullible enough to fall for. Now that would be the Irish I know and love!’ The Dock is situated in Montauk, a busy fishing town which is popular with tourists.  The owner George Watson, a former New York City firefighter, bought the bar in 1973. He makes little apology for the bar’s attitude – where anyone can be the butt of the joke.  On his website he wrote: ‘At The Dock, we feel that in order for a joke to be funny, it must be told at someone’s expense. We tell ethnic, sexist, and racial jokes – everyone gets their turn in the barrel.’ He added: ‘If you are self absorbed yuppie scum with a cellphone and ”free spirited” children, go elsewhere.’

Ahhh the Irish. Impervious to racism and prejudice. I can’t even imagine an Irish person filing a complaint with this bar. Like I almost guarantee they had to take down the sign just because it falls under the umbrella of ethnic slurs and some other community group complained. Because there is not an Irishman/woman alive that would be offended by this. We laugh it off and probably shrug our shoulders and admit the stereotype is pretty valid and that would be the end of it. Which basically sounds like what 99% of people did. Sounds like almost all of the public reaction was people getting a kick out of it cracking their own jokes about the Irish. But just like everything else with the rest of the world these days – a couple sensitive losers ruin all the fun for everyone with a sense of humor and a realistic understanding of people’s intent.

Power move by George Watson making the sign say Sensitive Drunks. If you can’t crack a harmless joke on your sign you might as well take the opportunity to call out the crybabies with it.

By KFC posted July 28th, 2014 at 1:50 PM

The Leftovers “Gladys” Recap: Lets Get Stoned

Last night's opening scene was the most aggressive, gruesome scene I've ever watched on television.


Spoilers ahead for the crybabies

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By KFC posted July 28th, 2014 at 12:10 PM

World Biggest Derrick Jeter Fan

The greatest 2nd baseman to ever play for the Yankees - Derrick Anderson Jeeter

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The greatest 2nd baseman to ever play for the Yankees – Derrick Anderson Jeeter. There’s 2 possible scenarios going on here. The first is that this guy is just absolutely the perfect Yankees fan. Spoiled clowns taking everything for granted since 1996. Missed the playoffs like once since the time they were about 9 years old and can barely tell you who’s on the team. But I’ll be honest even the most fair weather, entitled assholes can usually get their Jeter facts straight. The “Core 4″ are usually layups for everyone who’s ever pretended to be a diehard fan of the pinstripes.

Which leads me to the possibility that maybe this is just some elaborate troll game? A diehard Mets fan willing to go undercover just to spite the Yankees fans? I don’t think I could ever bring myself to wear a Yankees cap but I’d love to make those pricks look bad like this. Its a million to one shot and this kid is in all likelihood just a dumb ass Yankees fan but if its a deep cover Mets fan trying to embarrass the Yankees fan base he’s my favorite person ever.

By KFC posted July 28th, 2014 at 11:10 AM

Major Police Crackdown On The Times Square Characters After Spider Man Fought Cops This Weekend

Heres the problem with the NYPD - they are awful at choosing when to exhibit police brutality.

NY Post – Police cracked down on Times Square’s menacing pack of costumed creeps over the weekend after a Spider-Man punched an NYPD officer — busting five more panhandlers and trailing many others to warn tourists about them.  “They’re like little terrorists preying on all the tourists,” a disgusted law-enforcement source said of the pushy panhandlers. Cops got tough after Junior Bishop, dressed as Spider-Man, allegedly flew into a violent rage when rookie cop Eduardo Molina confronted him about charging tourists a whopping $10 per picture Saturday. The Naked Black Cowboy, whose real name is Titus Gandy, was busted when he showed up at the Midtown South Precinct to check on his buddy Bishop, sources said. The skivvy-wearing character was nabbed on an open warrant — and charged with drug possession after cocaine was found in his wallet during a frisk, sources said.  Four other characters also were collared in a Times Square sweep Saturday night, including Captain America, Jessie the cowgirl from “Toy Story’’ and another Spider-Man, sources said. Gandy, 22, who was released on a desk-appearance ticket, was back trolling the Crossroads of the World in his white underwear and cowboy hat Sunday. He denied he’d been arrested. “I think the police are great,” Gandy said. “They haven’t done anything to me. I like to keep to myself and do my job.” Also arrested Saturday night were Hortencia Alagia, 42, and Luis Salinas, 20 — both charged with disorderly conduct — and Jeanmark Banga, 36, and Wilmar Suarez, 30, for aggressive panhandling, cops said. Salinas, aka Captain America, was released without bail Sunday. “I didn’t do anything,” he said later. “I was standing by Spider-Man, who punched a cop, and then four cops came over and arrested me. I didn’t struggle, I’m 20. I let them arrest me,” he said.

Rough weekend for the derelict sheisters of Times Square. Apparently its open season on these motherfuckers after Times Square Spider Man was throwing punches over the weekend. Looks like the NYPD got the green light to go ahead and sweep them off the streets. In just one weekend, Naked Black Cowboy, Captain America, Jessie from Toy Story and one of the 35 Spider Men getting snatched. Drug charges, disorderly conduct, panhandling. All sorts of arrests. Its like Times Square is the Powder Keg Balkans and the Black Spider Man fight was the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand.

Heres the problem with the NYPD – they are awful at choosing when to exhibit police brutality. Like that Spider Man arrest would have been the perfect time to just knock that motherfucker out. Just club him right across the face with your baton thing. Go Big Boss Man on him. Go Rodney King on him. Absolutely nobody would have cared if this asshole resisting arrest got his ass beat. Absolutely nobody is on their side. They’re nothing but a bunch of vagrant crooks. The cops will fucking shoot innocent kids by accident and choke out people screaming “I can’t breathe” but when it comes to these Times Square guys they seem to follow all protocol. Just beat the shit out of all of them. Send a message – if you dress up like an asshole and panhandle aggressively you will get your ass beat by 8 to 10 police officers.

PS – Those cops all running in late to the party on the Spider Man arrest reminded me of the cops from Arrested Development. Half expected the Late Hit Cop to hit him with his nightstick.

By KFC posted July 28th, 2014 at 10:20 AM
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