Judge Rules Chick Can Keep Her Engagement Ring After Dumping Her Boyfriend

This is the scummiest, grimiest move ever


NY Post –  If you like it, fellas, you should put a ring on it — but remember to actually pop the question first. A judge has ruled a Long Island woman who broke up with her boyfriend can keep a $10,200 “engagement” ring because her paramour didn’t make a marriage proposal when he handed over the pricey gift. Unlucky loverboy Joseph Robert Torres, of Yonkers, went to court to snatch back the ring from former gal pal Debbie Lopez, citing a law that lets men retrieve their engagement rings if their wedding plans go bust. He claimed he proposed to the Valley Stream brunette in an emotional April 2010 moment at Rockefeller Center, when he had the couple’s 6-year-old son hand her the ring. Lopez, 48, wore it on her left ring finger and even told friends “Maybe, I don’t know yet,” when asked if she was engaged, according to court records. But after the couple split in 2012, Lopez refused to give up her pricy hardware without a fight. She claimed she didn’t have to surrender the ring because Torres, 52, didn’t actually propose marriage when he gave it to her. “When he gave it to me, he said it was a gift for being a great woman, a good mother of his child,” Lopez told The Post. The case went before Nassau County Judge Scott Fairgrieve, who ruled that Lopez was not bound by the law requiring women to return engagement rings because it was “given as a gift and not in contemplation of marriage,” according to an Oct. 14 ruling. Torres’ White Plains-based attorney, Jasmine Hernandez, said her client was “stunned and disappointed” by the ruling because he though he was getting engaged. “He asked [her] to marry him, and the defendant said absolutely,” Hernandez stated in court papers. Lopez said she was also surprised that her son’s father fought so hard for the ring. “Our relationship didn’t work out, [and] he decided to sue me for the ring,” she said. “I’m like, I don’t understand this, the whole idea was I didn’t want to bother with the ring.”

Yo. FUCK this chick. This is the scummiest, grimiest move ever. You wanna dump this guy? Go for it. Go nuts. I don’t care if he’s the father of your child. I dont care if you’re standing on the altar. When you get the feeling that you need to pull the rip cord on a relationship, you have every right to do that. But you do NOT get to keep that ring you greedy, selfish motherfucker. You were at Roc Center. The 6 year old son gave you the ring. You wore it on your left finger as an engagement ring. Its a fucking engagement ring. And really, the story here is that even if it wasn’t an engagement ring – even if there’s some fucking made up ring loophole in the justice system – you gotta be a grade A loser to keep that ring afterwards. Have some pride. If the tables were turned I’d give that ring back so fast strictly because I wouldn’t want to be known as the cheap as weasel who dumped someone and kept their $10,000 ring. I’m giving that back strictly based on principal. Not only is it weird that every time someone asks you about the rock on your finger you have to explain you basically stole it from your ex, but its also all about keeping up your reputation. You’ve just got no self respect if you keep that shit.

PS – LOVE this dude doing the Hokey Pokey on his proposal. He’s got one foot in, one foot out. You gave her the ring, but you never really gave her the ring. Didn’t get down on one knee and technically the kid gave it to her. Told her she was a great woman and a great mother, never really said “will you marry me?” Just the ultimate non-committal I’m proposing without actually proposing move. Just complete, total, utter appeasement of the girlfriend. I guess thats how you end up losing your $10,000 investment though.

By KFC posted October 23rd, 2014 at 10:20 AM

Giants Fan Puts His Head Through A Glass Door During Loss To The Cowboys

I feel you bro. I feel you.


NJ.comA bar patron described by police as an over-zealous football fan was charged with criminal mischief after shattering a glass door with a headbutt. Kenneth Tarr, 23, was arrested about 7 p.m. Sunday at the Caddy Shack Bar & Grill at the Meadows Golf Course in Plainsboro, police said. The incident occurred during the Giants-Cowboys game. The Giants lost, 31-21. “Kenneth Tarr became so overly excited while watching football that he headbutt the glass front-entrance door, which subsequently shattered,” police stated in a press release. Tarr, of Quail Ridge Drive, was arrested and taken to the Plainsboro Police Department, where he was charged with criminal mischief and released on his own recognizance pending a court date. Damage to the door was estimated at $500, police said.

I feel you bro. I feel you. I’m assuming it was after one of Donnell’s 4th quarter fumbles or the 9 Cowboys 3rd down conversions. Or maybe just a drunken culmination of the post-2011 torture that is a Giants fan. Big Blue has had a knack for building fans up just to bring them back down again and this season has been no different. After opening up with a pair of self-inflicted losses, three straight W’s had the bandwagon riding high – only to be crane kicked in the yam bag by division L’s in Philly & Dallas. Now the G-Men are at their bye week down Cruz, possibly Beason & multiple games behind their biggest rivals. The offensive line has been straight up bipolar and they just don’t have the talent to get away with their 4th-quarter fumblitis that’s killed them against the Cards & Cowboys. JPP’s talking about running the table – I don’t have access to a level of drugs that’ll have me optimistic with Indy/Seattle/SF/Dallas coming out of the bye. Still, the Giants first half of football hasn’t been ALL bad.

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By 610 posted October 23rd, 2014 at 9:30 AM

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By beardo posted October 22nd, 2014 at 5:35 PM

Man On Fire Walking Around The Streets In Brooklyn

I wonder if Taylor Swift thought about including this in her Welcome To New York song? Welcome To New York! Its been waiting for you! Welcome to New York! There are tobacco bootleggers walking around the streets set ablaze by a chemical fire!

Gothamist – An unidentified man was critically injured yesterday afternoon after a flash fire in a Midwood, Brooklyn basement set his clothes ablaze. An FDNY spokesman says first responders rushed to the scene, at 910 McDonald Avenue, shortly after 1:30 yesterday and transported the man in critical condition to Maimonides Medical Center. Security camera footage of the incident shows the burning man wandering along the sidewalk in a daze. Sources tell the Daily News the man was drying tobacco leaves for his upcoming “hookah binge,” and a neighbor says he may have been using acetone when fumes from the chemicals ignited the pilot light in the basement’s water heater. ABC 7 reports:

The man’s clothing was literally burned off his body, and firefighters were on the scene in minutes. But it was the work of two men — a truck driver and a businessman — who sprung into action, got him on the ground and put out the flames.“I hung up the phone and I started chasing him,” passerby Alex Mayer said. “And I’m like, ‘Drop and roll! Drop and roll!’ I caught up with a half block up, when he finally dropped.”

“He dropped on his side to roll, but he was still on fire,” the truck driver, Claude, said. “And I took the fire extinguisher out of the truck and I sprayed him…It put the fire out.”

“One guy came out of the truck with his fire extinguisher and sprayed his sneakers,” Mayer said. “And another guy literally grabbed the shirt of his back.”

“I don’t know if he was bald or not but he definitely didn’t have any hair left now,” Mayer tells the Post. “His lips were white. A lot of his clothing melted.”

I wonder if Taylor Swift thought about including this in her Welcome To New York song? Welcome To New York! Its been waiting for you! Welcome to New York! There are tobacco bootleggers walking around the streets set ablaze by a chemical fire!

I can’t imagine a hookah binge is worth losing your skin, lips and hair. If we’re being honest I dont even really know what a hookah binge is. I think hookah is quite literally the dumbest thing anyone can spend time doing. Its a complete waste of time and money. There was always kids in high school who loved that shit. Go to a fucking hookah bar in the city and smoke fruit flavored tobacco and shit. Uhh no thanks dude. I’m good with my Mikes Hard Lemonade and my shitty weed. To each their own though, I guess. Everyone has their own vice. But I’m gonna go out on a limb and say 3rd degree burns over 90% of your body probably wasn’t worth it. No hookah binge is worth living almost burning alive.

By KFC posted October 22nd, 2014 at 4:50 PM

Dude Auctioning Off Every Nintendo 64 Game Ever (Along With Console, Controllers, And Rumble Paks) For $10,000

It moved.

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via eBay (click image to enlarge in hi-res)

Did it move for you too? It took me from 6-to-midnight and lit me a cigarette once it was done.  $10,000 has never looked so fucking sexy.  Do I start at the top (007: Goldeneye) and go through the entire alphabet?  Or do I just dabble with the old favorites like Kart and Donkey Kong Country?  Maybe I’ll mix in some Wrestlemania 2000?  You’re right, there are more questions than answers right now.

Two more things:

1.  My Mount Rushmore 64 is Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, Goldeneye, and Ocarina of Time.  I don’t think anyone can rationally argue against that fearsome foursome.

2. This video will always stand the test of time, mostly because of the slow motion ending.  That kid looks like a young Jonathan Papelbon.  Actually if you told me that was Paps, I would believe you.

By theclemreport posted October 22nd, 2014 at 4:30 PM

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By KFC posted October 22nd, 2014 at 4:10 PM

Pimp Fights 2 Guys For Trying To Talk To His Hooker Without Paying

They say pimpin aint easy and now you know why.

They say pimpin aint easy and now you know why. You’re tryin to slang that pussy and you got guys on the subway in Flatbush who wanna holler at her for free. Thats not how it works, bruh. 50 dollas and then you talkin. You don’t just walk up to the guys on the corner selling fruit and vegetables off their table and swipe an apple and eat it for free, do you? Of course not. So why on earth would you walk up to THIS guy:

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and assume his big booty hoe in a leopard print dress is available for free? Its hard out there for a pimp and its because of clowns like this who don’t respect the game.

PS – There are two types of people in this world. These people:

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Who decide they are gonna be Gotham’s Hero and jump in on a pimp fight to break the whole thing up like an asshole. And these people:

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Who sit back and watch a pimp, a hooker, and two scumbags beat the shit out of each other with a smile and a bowl of pupcorn.

By KFC posted October 22nd, 2014 at 3:18 PM

Dude Tells Obama Not To Touch His Girlfriend

All I'll say is this guy is lucky he did this to Obama and not Slick Willie.

CNN - Just how easy would it be for the leader of the free world to steal your girl? Oh, please—Barack Obama could be multitasking and still make her forget all about you. Casting his early vote for November’s midterm election in Chicago this morning, Obama was standing next to a young woman named Aia Cooper when her fiancé, Mike Jones, walked past the pair and voiced his insecurity. “Mr. President, don’t touch my girlfriend,” he said.  Unruffled, Obama used the opportunity to chat up Cooper, poking fun at Jones’ behavior and ultimately planting a kiss on her cheek. “Now he’s really jealous,” the president quipped.

All I’ll say is this guy is lucky he did this to Obama and not Slick Willie. I mean yea, Obama is Commander In Chief. You still gotta be cocky to drop that on POTUS. And yea, he smooth and slick enough to flip it on this guy and crack some jokes and lay a kiss on his girl. But if this was Clinton he probably would have fucked her on the spot. Probably would have flipped her upside down and did a standing 69 right there at that voting booth. And then when he was finished he’d just give that Bill Clinton chuckle and be like “I didn’t touch your girl, fella. She touched me” or something with a thumbs up and a smile. Not only will he touch her, but Bill Clinton will give her a Secret Service codename before you know what hit you.

PS – That girl is laughing now but shes gonna be PISSED when they go home

By KFC posted October 22nd, 2014 at 2:30 PM
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