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Funniest shit I’ve seen in a LONG time. The only thing that could have made it better is if it was Jameis Winston being interviewed. Otherwise though, absolutely perfect. Paul Moses and his clique standing in the dark with sunglasses on. One member of the crew with a cast on his nose. The other with a doctors mask around his neck dropping “HAHN” in the background like a hype man. Describing the po-leece tactics and how there was mo people frandly the second time around. Licking the icy gum bottoms of those beautiful shoes. “Michael Jordan know what he dooin.” I’m just shocked he didnt drop a plug for his album dropping in the summer. I’m also envisioning a situation with that blonde reporter similar to Katie in the Mad Real World with Tyree. I’m almost guaranteeing that Paul Moses and the crew took her home.
PS – The patent leather Jordan XIs are the hottest sneaker of all time. I prefer the original black and white colors but this white and baby blue release is kinda fire. Not saying I’d get mased for them but they are the dopest shoes of all time.
It was a rough weekend so lets unwind with a little Christmas spirit with puppies making people cry
This was a shitty, shitty weekend. 2 good guys lost their lives. A couple families torn apart. People on social media arguing over politics and law enforcement. Everything was so tense and everyone on edge the whole time fighting and protesting again and shit. Well lets all unwind a little with puppies for Christmas. Its the Monday of Christmas week. Most of us have a short week at work and then if you’re lucky enough you get to spend the whole weekend with your families. So lets try to relax a little with puppies making people so happy they are brought to tears. Just goes to show how fucking awesome puppies are. Doesnt matter what age you are – both old and young alike are brought to tears of joy. Puppies dont care about your opinions on police force and dont wanna argue with anybody on twitter. They just wanna shake that tail and lick tears off your face. I mean just look how good those pups were being in those boxes. They dont even care when someone just puts them inside a dark cardboard box. They’re just like “Oh well, whatever. I’m sure I’ll get out soon. And when I do I’m gonna love the shit out of whoever opens this box.”
It was an impressive performance all around and, even though they're really fucking up their 2015 draft, it was a great game to watch.
Easily the best part of the roasting Beckham gave the secondary above is that it came on the very next play after the Rams tried to target him with a full-body missile-launch and instead murdered their own guy. The now shoe-in for Rookie of the Year bought up every ounce of real estate in the heads of St Louis early, and it all came to a head in the last minutes of the first half when a late hit on #13 triggered as big a brawl as you’ll see on a football field. No surprise a defense led by Gregg Williams looked to take shots at the phenom regardless of where or how.
It was all for nothing though. Beckham piled on with 8/148/2 while Eli completed almost 80% of his passes for 391/3 & Andre Williams pounded out a hard buck ten. The offense was methodical all day against a defense that hadn’t surrendered a touchdown in 3 games. It was an impressive performance all around and, even though they’re really fucking up their 2015 draft, it was a great game to watch. It’s amazing the lightning rod Beckham has become. Not only has he reeled in 31 of 42 targets for 421 & 6 in his last three games, he is single-handedly making defenses see red. He did it last weekend against the Skins and now today. Doesn’t even matter if I’m a Giants fan or not – this run he’s on since taking the field is truly some out of this world stuff.
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The last time we did a fundraiser like this, we raised $68,000 for the families of the Boston firefighters who died in the Back Bay fire. We should be able to at least match that again for the Liu and Ramos families. A real simple, easy t shirt and all proceeds go to them. This is when Stoolies shine the brightest. This is when we put our money where our mouth is and back up our reputation as the best fan base on the internet.
This is just a fundraiser for the children and families of two guys who were murdered in cold blood. This is to help support these families that need to go on without their husbands and fathers. Lets not make this political and lets not argue about protesters. Its Christmas and we’re just gonna help these two families get through this tragedy because thats what we do.
At this stage of the season wins & losses are less important than the development of the Giants' future, and there's no bigger piece than Odell Beckham, Jr.
At this stage of the season wins & losses are less important than the development of the Giants’ future, and there’s no bigger piece than Odell Beckham, Jr. Arguably the league’s most exciting player over the past month or so, Beckham’s got two more games to solidify his lead in the Offensive Rookie of the Year race – expect McAdoo & Eli to key in on their biggest weapon to get him there. Comparing him to a pair of other WRs in the mix shows ODB is the cream of the crop. Although his stat totals are similar to Mike Evans & Kelvin Benjamin, you gotta take the per-game averages to see the difference.
Not only is Beckham racking up 2+ catches and around 25 yards more each week he’s on the field compared to the others in his rookie class, his 7/97 averages put him comfortably in the top 5 in all of football. And no one’s shown better hands – he’s hauled in the highest percentage of throws his way out of all pass catchers with 95+ targets. If ODB finishes the season at this pace, the voting shouldn’t even be close. Those who want to throw LSU teammate Jeremy Hill into the mix have a bit of an argument. Since he took the reigns in Cincy Week 9, Hill has produced at an elite level – 97 YPG, well over 5 YPC & 5 scores in 7 games. Beckham’s just done it longer.
As for the rest of Big Blue, there’s other youngsters that have been making their mark. Johnathan Hankins & Devon Kennard have been lights out lately. JPP’s looking to have an impact on the Giants’ future as well. The FA-to-be has 7 sacks & a pair of forced fumbles in the last three games. Whether or not that’ll mask stretches of disappearing over the past couple seasons remains to be seen – but these guys and the rest of the G-Men defense will need to keep up with one of the hottest young units in the NFL today.
The Rams D is peaking – no one’s seen the end zone against them in 3 games. No team blitzes more, and they’ve averaged almost 4 sacks/game over the past 2 months or so. At home they’ve been dominant. In the last 4 contests under their roof they’ve beaten Seattle, held Denver to a single score, embarrassed Oakland 52-0 and gave up just 4 FG in a loss to Arizona. The Giants worrisome offensive line will have their hands full with Robert Quinn & Aaron Donald (drafted right after Beckham) who have paired up for 17.5 sacks in the past 9 games. They have studs all over the field in Laurinaitis, Ogletree & TJ McDonald who will be looking for some “Back Foot Eli” to replicate his 5 INT performance in San Fran last month. It’ll be all up to the Big Blue pass protection to make sure that doesn’t happen & allow #10 to hit #13 all day long.
NYDN – Yankee owner George Steinbrenner died in 2010, but his appreciation for the men in blue who protect New York City lives on. For 32 years, Steinbrenner’s Yankee Silver Shield Foundation has provided for the education of the children of New York City police officers, firemen and Port Authority employees who died in the line [...]
NYDN – Yankee owner George Steinbrenner died in 2010, but his appreciation for the men in blue who protect New York City lives on. For 32 years, Steinbrenner’s Yankee Silver Shield Foundation has provided for the education of the children of New York City police officers, firemen and Port Authority employees who died in the line of duty, and will do so for the family of NYPD officer Rafael Ramos, gunned down by a cold-blooded killer Saturday along with his partner, Wenjian Liu. The foundation will pay for the education of Ramos’ son, 13-year-old Jaden, and another son who is in college.
A thoughtful, generous, classy gesture from the Bronx Bombers here. Nothing will bring back Officer Ramos and no donations or gifts can ease the pain, but the Ramos family needs all the help they can get right now and the Yankees stepped up to the plate big time.
We’re working on t shirts right now. All proceeds will go to the Liu and Ramos families as well.