Was Justin Bieber Hanging Out With The Reverend Jesse Jackson At The Knicks Game The Weirdest Duo Of All Time?

What do you think these two assholes were even talking about? Does either of them know who the other is?

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This was the scene last night at the Knicks game massacre. As weird as can be. Taylor Swift was playing and dancing with Amare Stoudemire and they didnt even come CLOSE to being the weirdest duo in the building. Its almost impossible to beat that twosome in awkward, out of place weirdness but when you got Justin Bieber rocking a Heisenberg hat hanging out with Jesse Jackson – who, by the way, I think has completed his transformation from human to owl – that just takes the cake as strangest combination of all time. Like has anyone ever envisioned Jesse Jackson and Justin Bieber hanging out together? I wouldnt be surprised if that had never happened, in anyones brain, ever, until last nite. Even when you’re asleep at night and you have those weird dreams like “I had a dream I was back in 4th grade and Jesse Jackson was the teacher and Justin Bieber was the principal.” I still think its still too weird for even your wildest dreams. I dont think Trey Stone and Matt Parker would think to put these two together for an episode of South Park. Its just not something that anyone ever envisioned until it was reality.

What do you think these two assholes were even talking about? Does either of them know who the other is? Do you think Bieber went home like “I sat next to the strangest old black man tonight” and Jesse Jackson was like “These goddam lesbians are taking over this country?”

PS – The only duos that top Bieber/The Reverend are as follows:

Rodman/Kim Jong

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Bieber/This Other Dude From Last Night Who Looked Like Roger Klotz From Nickelodeon’s “Doug”

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Who the fuck is that guy?

 

By KFC posted October 30th, 2014 at 12:00 PM

According To Tony Dungy, Mike Vick Is NOT Haunted By The Ghosts Of The Dogs He Murdered

So we got that goin for us

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Hey listen, laugh all you want about this but if you dont think there’s a chance that we’ve got dead dog ghosts haunting this team then you’re just an idiot. I mean at this point I’m willing to take absolutely anything into account. It ain’t just about X’s and O’s anymore. It ain’t just about the play calling and the guys on the field. There’s other shit at work right now. Dark forces. Voodoo. Whatever you want to call it. This team is unfathomably bad and somehow John Idzik has turned into a retarded person. If you’re not at least willing to consider we’ve got a hex on us from the dog spirits of Mike Vick’s victims, then you’re just not trying. Like whats the harm in hitting up some sort of exorcist or shaman or something and trying to make amends with the souls of those dogs? You’re above that but you’re not above trotting out Geno Smith as a professional quarterback? I’d rather have these bums skip practice one day this week and go try to make amends with those dead dogs.

By KFC posted October 30th, 2014 at 11:10 AM

10 Hours Of Walking Around NYC As A Man

Maybe if you chicks stopped worrying about dudes hollering at your on the street and acted more like white, privileged men, you'd get these kinda perks too.

Hilarious response. Just doubling down on society’s double standards and rubbing it right in the faces of chicks even more. When you’re white, privileged and educated this is the kinda shit that just falls in your lap. Just walk around the city and job offers start flowing in. Networking opportunities falling from the sky. People giving you free shit. We never have to carry sunscreen because girls will always have some for us. High fives, pigskin, and grilling! Other people doing all our grunt work. Thats what life as a white privileged male is all about!

Maybe if you chicks stopped worrying about dudes hollering at your on the street and acted more like educated, wealthy men, you’d get these kinda perks too.

PS – Only thing missing from this video is having someone dressed as the big purple pimp actually giving this dude $1,000

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By KFC posted October 30th, 2014 at 10:20 AM

What Knicks Fans Can Learn From Last Night’s Nail Biter Loss To The Bulls

The Knicks had a chance to comeback in this game, but unfortunately the NBA still hasn't green-lit the 25 point baskets from Rock N Jock.

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Losing a home opener by 1 or 101 points is never fun for a fan base, let alone one that has been wallowing in different degrees of misery since 1974.  The Knicks had a chance to comeback in this game, but unfortunately the NBA still hasn’t green-lit the 25 point baskets from Rock N Jock.  However, with every loss comes a set of important lessons to be learned.  Last night we found out:

1. Contrary to my previous blog initially stating that the game was in Chicago, last night’s contest was indeed in New York, NY.  A very simple mistake by a very simple blogger.  My apologies.

2. Clyde still has style dripping out of his ears with the dapper red and black suit, along with a solid ring game.  Wearing those colors before a matchup against the Bulls is an interesting choice, but I don’t think anyone in the world has more fashion sense than Walter Frazier.  He knows what he’s doing. FullSizeRender

Clyde Outfit Rating = Stylin’ And Profilin’ (The Highest Possible Rating)

3. Joan Jett’s anthem singing ranks somewhere between Roseanne Barr and Carl Lewis.  WOOF.

4. I still haven’t gotten down the exact specifics of the triangle offense.  But whenever a good play happens, I attribute it to the triangle.  If something bad happens, it is just the players going outside the triangle.  It really is that easy (in my pea-sized brain).

5. Taylor Swift has completely and utterly taken over New York City.  Much to the chagrin of our boy KFC, TayTay has the Big Apple in the palm of her hand and is about to make cider.

6.  My one hot sports take from the game is that the Bulls have a better starting 5 than the Knicks.  And a better bench.  And a better coach.  And run a better system on offense and defense.  And Miss Lippy’s car is green.  The more talented franchise won tonight, folks.  Time to keep doing what worked and fix whatever didn’t.  That simple.
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7. Finally, everyone knew the game was over once this picture started floating around Twitter.  You can’t come back from the Swift, Bieber, Jackson triumvirate.  It’s impossible.

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Tonight’s Game Summarized In One Gif:

So we are on to Cleveland.  If memory serves me correct, the Cavs had the #1 pick this year, so they likely are not a very good team.  Knicks by 10 is the pick. Just kidding.  The real question is which will be bigger: The Cavs margin of victory or the amount of annoying LeBron coming home commercials we will have to sit through?  It will be close.  0-2 city, here we come!

By theclemreport posted October 30th, 2014 at 9:30 AM

Regional Zone Manager Rikk Wilde Pulls A Real Life “Chris Farley Show” And Steals The World Series Post Game

Hey Madison...remember that time...you won the World Series by yourself?? That was awesome

Fat guy nervous as shit, sweating like a whore in church, out of breath and bombing on camera. Its like Chris Farley and Paul McCartney come to life. Hey Madison…remember that time…you won the World Series by yourself?? That was awesome.

Poor Rikk Wilde just wanted to talk about Chevy trucks and now he’ll live forever in internet infamy.

By KFC posted October 29th, 2014 at 11:54 PM

Taylor Swift Getting Her Gangly, Phony, Try Hard Stank All Over The Knicks Tonight

ENOUGH with this shit.

ENOUGH with this shit. I dont even understand it. What is the logic behind flooding Knicks fan with Taylor Swift?

I used to be pretty much indifferent towards this chick but now that she’s being shoved down my throat at every single turn in New York City, I can’t stand her. She’s the must annoying, try hard, phony chick on the planet. Get this shit out of my face.

By KFC posted October 29th, 2014 at 9:26 PM

The 7 Line Repping Mets Fans At Game 7 In Kansas City

Now thats dedication

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My man Darren from The 7 Line all the way out in Kansas City representing Mets fans. There’s not a single dude on earth who loves the Mets more than him. I wish the Wilpons would see this and do what it takes to make the Mets a winner, but they probably arent even watching tonight. We can dream, Darren.

#LGM.

By KFC posted October 29th, 2014 at 7:35 PM

Barstool NYC Local Smokeshow Of The Day – Carly

Saloon NYC Halloween Party

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Introducing Carly from Montclair State.  Nice Jersey smoke to round off this Wednesday afternoon.

 

Free open bar for Sara at this Friday’s 5th Annual Saloon Halloween Bash. Any current and former smokes who want to join us on Friday night, email beardobarstool@gmail.com. Here are the rest of the details for the party:

Details:

- $50 3 Hour Premium Open Bar (All top shelf liquor, All Bud Products, All Wines)

- First 3 hour slot is 9-12. Next is 10-1 and last one is 11-2.  Get there early to avoid lines and guarantee entry

- $1000 Prize for SEXIEST COSTUME. The winner will be determined by most retweets as we live tweet the party on Friday night

- Email management@saloonnyc.com if you would like to be added to the list for the open bar

- Saloon is on 84th and York. 212-570-5454

 

 

 

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By beardo posted October 29th, 2014 at 5:40 PM
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