Chick Successfully Swims From Cuba To Florida! Just Kidding Because Thats’s F’ing Impossible

(CNN) – Endurance swimmer Diana Nyad, who attempted to become the first person to swim between Cuba and Florida without a shark cage, was forced to abandon her effort early Tuesday morning — roughly halfway through her journey. Nyad was vomiting when she was brought aboard a boat at 12:45 a.m. Tuesday — 29 hours [...]

Reader Email – Some Bitch Thinks She Can Swim From Cuba To Florida

I honeslty don’t know whats more absurd. This old bitch thinking she can swim 103 miles from Cuba to Florida, or Lucas emailing me using David fucking Portnoy’s swimming ability as his rationale for why she won’t succeed.

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