One More Win…

What an incredible ride these last three weeks have been.

What an incredible ride these last three weeks have been. After falling behind the second-seeded Penguins 3-1 heading back to Pittsburgh, the Blueshirts were all but finished. I cunceled them and so did just about everyone else – not because of the loss, but because of how lackluster an effort they put forth under their own roof. Fast-forward to tonight and the Rangers sit with a commanding lead in the conference finals, needing just one more win in three chances to secure their spot representing the East for a shot at Lord Stanley’s Cup.

What makes this post-season so special is how they’ve come this far with contributions from everyone. Just about every Blueshirt has had their time to shine – from King Henrik all the way down to Daniel Carcillo against the Flyers. Despite being down Kreider, Brassard or Step for stretches, they’ve managed not to skip a beat. And so far, when Kreider or Brassard has returned, they’ve made an immediate impact. The jury’s still out on Stepan, although he skated today with a full shield – but even though he can’t eat solid food, don’t be surprised (if cleared) if he’s the hero who puts Montreal to bed in front of every French motherfucker cheering for this Canadiens diving squad. Regardless, Marty’s walkoff Sunday night undoubtedly took the wind out of the Habs’ sails. Tonight’s the night to finish them off. VIVA LA BLUESHIRTS!

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By 610 posted May 27th, 2014 at 6:46 PM

This Fat Little Dancing Korean Baby Is About To Take The Internet By Storm

Little fatso looks like E Honda from Street Fighter

How about those moves! That squat! Those fat legs! Those arms flailing around! Little fatso looks like fucking E Honda from Street Fighter

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By KFC posted May 27th, 2014 at 6:45 PM

Barstool NYC Local Smokeshow Of The Day – Annie

  Introducing Annie from Marist.  A beautiful girl to end the week here in NYC.  Marist sneaky one of the biggest stoolie schools there is.   All former smokeshows get free tickets to our Atlantic City Show this summer.  All current smokeshows get free tickets.  To claim tickets or nominate a smokeshow email me at beardobarstool@gmail.com [...]

 

Introducing Annie from Marist.  A beautiful girl to end the week here in NYC.  Marist sneaky one of the biggest stoolie schools there is.

 

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By beardo posted May 27th, 2014 at 5:35 PM

KFC Radio Kicking Off The Summer Season This Week – Call The Hotline

Got a good story from your weekend at Figawi or the Hamptons or Jersey Shore? Call us up and tell us. Call 646-807-8665 or tweet questions/comments/hypotehticals to @KFCRadio

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Took last week off since nobody was gonna take the time to watch 3 idiots babble for an hour over Memorial Day Weekend. But now that the summer is here and revving up, everyone is ready to mail it in Monday through Friday. Life is all about just killing as much time as you possibly can trying to make it to the weekends. So hit up the Barstool Hotline and leave us messages. Ask questions, comments hypotheticals, whatever. Got a good story from your weekend at Figawi or the Hamptons or Jersey Shore? Call us up and tell us. Its gonna be a long, weird summer on KFC Radio, lets start it off right.

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By KFC posted May 27th, 2014 at 5:00 PM

#AskMejia Went Swimmingly

I feel you, Jenrry. Just no. Thats all that needs to be said right now.

 

I feel you, Jenrry. Just no. Thats all that needs to be said right now. Who should replace Collins? Who should replace Sandy? What about hitting coach Dave Hudgens? How long will Syndergaard be out for?

Just no.

By KFC posted May 27th, 2014 at 4:30 PM

Jessica Simpson Lost Like A Million Pounds Again

Jessica Simpson: most confusing chick of all time

NOW:

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THEN:

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Is Jessica Simpson the most confusing woman of all time? I mean every time I turn around she’s either pregnant again, just plain fat, or super thin. Its baffling. Its like there are clones of her running around and some are fat and some are skinny and you never know which one you’re looking at. It just boggles my brain. Especially because she was once a MEGA smoke. I’d say Jessica Simpson in her prime can go toe to toe with almost anybody in history. She was scorching hot in the beginning of her career and peaked with her Boots Were Made For Walkin video before she decided to just get fat as fuck. Straight up Goodyear Blimp shit. I guess she’s skinny again now but her legs are still weird. But regardless of that I just never know what to tell my dick when I look at her. Do I remind my dick of how she used to look? Or do I just tell him that she’s a fat chick who’s gonna balloon up again?

I guess thats the real question. If you had to sum up Jessica Simpson do you call her hot or not? Is she officially classified as a fat chick the same way Jonah Hill will always be a fat guy? Or do you give her the benefit of the doubt based on her early days? Either way, never forget:

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By KFC posted May 27th, 2014 at 4:00 PM

Draftstreet MLB Survivor Challenge Separates The Men From The Boys

Whoever wins this not only walks away with $10,000 but ultimate Draftstreet bragging rights.

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By KFC posted May 27th, 2014 at 3:10 PM

Nic Pizzolatto Reveals New Details About True Detective Season 2

Slashfilm- The instant the credits rolled on the first season of True Detective, fans became rabid to learn about season two. We knew Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson’s characters wouldn’t be returning, so speculation began with who should star in the show. Then we learned the season would be about “hard women, bad men and the secret occult [...]

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Slashfilm- The instant the credits rolled on the first season of True Detective, fans became rabid to learn about season two. We knew Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson’s characters wouldn’t be returning, so speculation began with who should star in the show. Then we learned the season would be about “hard women, bad men and the secret occult history of the United States transportation system.” Now, a few more pieces of the puzzle have been revealed. In a new interview, series writer and creator Nic Pizzolatto revealed True Detective season 2 would have three leads and be set in California. Read more of his quote below.

Pizzolatto dropped this True Detective Season 2 nugget on the To the Best of Our Knowledge public radio program, via MTV. Here’s the quote: Right now, we’re working with three leads. It takes place in California — not Los Angeles, but some of the much lesser known venues of California — and we’re going to try to capture a certain psychosphere ambiance of the place, much like we did in season one. The characters are all new, but I’m deeply in love with each of them. We’ve got the entire series broken out with a couple of scripts, and we’ll probably start casting in earnest in the coming months.

So besides the narrative revelations, we now know casting hasn’t really even begun yet. However, use of the phrase “casting in earnest” does suggest there have been talks with people, maybe even some of the names that have been rumored over the past few months. But knowing Pizzolatto is working hard on the breakdown of the series and the individual scripts is mighty encouraging. Plus, the #truedetectiveseason2 hashtag will live on a little while longer. Three leads, rural California and about the “secret occult history of the United States transportation system.” True Detective Season 2 surely sounds like something just as different as the first season.

Everyone just automatically assumed that this series was forever going to be about a couple of partners after Rust and Marty but theres no reason it had to be set in stone like that. Last season was phenomenal because it was basically the McConaughey show with Woody being a perfect compliment. Having the focus be a duo leads to so many obvious comparisons. How they are similar and how they are opposites. Rust thinks this but Marty thinks that. Are they friends or are the enemies? Rivalry type of shit. But 3 leads could get interesting. Just a completely different dynamic when its more like a team of people as opposed to just a generic cop partner situation.

You gotta assume at least one of them would be a chick, given how much Pizzolatto seems to be talking about females as this season’s focus. Maybe this is a way to make everyone happy – the feminist losers can fill their female quota and we can still get a couple badass dudes to fill that Rust/Marty void we all experienced after the Season 1 finale.

By KFC posted May 27th, 2014 at 2:30 PM
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