“Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife…but what if your neighbor wants you to?”
Huff Po – Love thy neighbor as yourself. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Do not covet thy neighbor’s ass. These are the ethical foundations of any good swinger’s lifestyle. If you like Jesus, pumping iron and pumping/getting pumped by acquaintances bound by holy matrimony, there’s a website just for you. It’s called Fitness Swingers, and it’s the brainchild of Cristy Parave and her husband, Dean, who dreamed up the site after reportedly having a threesome with this wife and her female friend. Apparently, the sex was just heavenly. The Florida couple, who met at a bodybuilding competition, are interested in sharing their beliefs and their spouses with others who feel similarly. They started their online network 7 years ago, and haven’t looked back. The pillars of their relationship: A commitment to their faith, to fitness, and to the ideals of the swinger lifestyle. Dean Parave told Barcroft Media that he doesn’t think that his swinger lifestyle conflicts with his Christian beliefs. In fact, he considers it a kind of ministry. ”So far today, God hasn’t told me, ‘Dean stop that, it’s a sin. I don’t want you to do that.’ Until he does that, I’m going to keep trying to help as many people as I can,” he told Barcroft. Christy said she needed a little convincing that it was moral at first, but now she’s totally convinced that god is on their side. “God put people on the Earth to breed and enjoy each other,” she told Barcroft. “I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”
Gotta love these roided up God freaks just coming up with every loophole they possibly can to convince themselves fucking every single person in sight is ok. Like “well God hasn’t told me NOT to fuck that dude’s wife, so I’m gonna assume its fair game.” The old “Hey God, if you want me to fuck my neighbor’s wife, DON’T say anything right now…..*silence*…OK thanks, God! You’re the man!”
The Bible doesn’t say anything about swinging so thats a green light! If it brings people happiness then God would be happy! If a man and wife agree to it, then you’re just honoring your marriage and God!
I love em. Every last excuse possible to convince yourselves you can trade wives like goddam Pokemon cards. I do that shit all the time. Not the swinging, the convincing yourself. I can rationalize just about any behavior. Every decision I make, I convince myself its absolutely the right move. But I must admit, waking up every morning and being like “I NEED to do a cycle, I NEED to hit the gym, and I NEED to fuck Billy’s wife. Thats the way God would want it” is some impressive shit. Justifying that to yourself and your army of swingers is flat out inspirational. Makes me wanna go do absolutely whatever I want and tell myself I’m doing God’s work.