KFC Radio 102: Super Bowl 2015 Edition

There is one major takeaway from episode 102 of KFC Radio: Eating ass has hit a tipping point and is about to blow up mainstream.

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There is one major takeaway from episode 102 of KFC Radio:

Eating ass has hit a tipping point and is about to blow up mainstream.

Plain and simple 2015 is the year of rim jobs. Feits said eating ass should be declared Time’s Person of the Year. Alison Williams getting her ass eaten on TV was the moment it went pop. Nicki Minaj is constantly rapping about it. Every porn you throw on these days has a girl licking ass or getting her ass licked. Its officially “in” to eat butt. Bout to blow up like Steve Harvey.

Its been going on forever but its been considered taboo. Nobody really admitted to it. Nobody would say if they really liked it or not. Well not anymore. If you dont lick butt or get your butt licked you’re a prude. Thats facts only, folks. You’re a square if you’re not down with that scene. Step your game up and get your butt licked/lick butt in 2015. And if you’re already into that sort of butt stuff, dont be afraid to admit it. Its what the cool kids do now.

As for the rest of the show, the chick calling from the hospital completely trashed was hilarious. We break down the best ways to watch the Super Bowl. Talk about Friday Night Lights and more. A+ edition of KFC Radio to get you fired up for Super Bowl weekend.

By KFC posted January 29th, 2015 at 1:40 PM

Andy Murray’s Smoke Wife Cursing Up A Storm In The Stands At His Match

What a woman.

Telegraph - Kim Sears has been called a ‘pottymouth’ after being caught on camera watching fiancee Andy Murray at the Australian Open, as lipreaders guess what she was really saying. Ms Sears, who has supported Murray in matches all around the world, appeared to be deeply invested in the match as she muttered her encouragement. Amused viewers, who called her a ‘pottymouth’, speculated about what she was saying, with guesses ranging from ‘some grown-up langauge’ to a ‘filthy tirade’. The most popular suggestion so far is something approximate to: “F—— have it, you Czech f—– f—.”

What a woman. Dropping all sorts of nonsensical F bombs ready to go to war for her husband. Can only imagine the shit that comes out of her mouth in bed. I bet whore’s and slut’s and fuck me’s are flying left and right. “Fucking fuck me!” Nothing better than a “fucking fuck.” Just trying to cram as many fuck’s into the convo as possible.

Anyway if I could do it all over again I’d be a professional tennis player. Wish my parents put a tennis racket in my hand when I was like a week old and made me play every single second of every single day. Tennis WAGs are SMOKEBOMBS. Undoubtedly the hottest in the sports world. Kim Sears looks like she could be the fucking Royal Princess:

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Of course you got Brooklyn Decker:

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How about this chick Ester Satorov who dates Tomas Berdych

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And all these chicks:

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All tennis WAGs. They’re all like the hottest girls Ive ever seen. Just unbelievable, man. Hot bitches love tennis.

By KFC posted January 29th, 2015 at 12:00 PM

Chicks On Craigslist Willing To Exchange Nudes For Pizza

This is capitalism at its finest. This is America.

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This is a completely serious offer. My roommate and I are willing to send nude pictures of ourselves (no headshots) for pizza to be sent to our building. We are both 18 from UMD and are average/good looking young women. If I receive a serious offer, kik will be exchanged. For pictures to be sent, a clear confirmation of ordering said pizzas will be asked. thank you!!!!

Now this feels particularly Chris Hanson-y. I feel like the minute I ordered some Dominos to this house a task force would break down my door and put me in cuffs. They say they’re 18 but the chances that these broke bitches who cant afford fucking pizza are underage is about 75%.

But you gotta tip your cap to these chicks. This is capitalism at its finest. This is America. They want pizza. Guys want to see chicks naked. Thats a marketplace, folks. They get some Cheesy Bread, I get to see 18 year old chicks naked, everybody wins. Plus you know I’m gonna order my own pizza too so I actually get both naked chicks and cheesy bread. King of the fucking world. Aint no pizza better than free pizza and aint no nudes better than barely legal nudes. God Bless you, Craigslist. You make things that I never even dreamed possible come to fruition.

PS – If I was a chick I would do shit like this all the time. Get all sorts of free stuff in exchange for harmless, non incriminating pictures? I’d probably have a whole menu to choose from. “Tit shot = large pizza” “Ass shot = large pizza and mozzarella sticks” “Pussy shot = pay my cable bill.” Basically what I’m telling you is I would be a prostitute if I was a chick. I’d work more on the barter system but essentially prostitution.

PPS – Love the “we are average/good looking you women.” Self awareness like a motherfucker. Not blowing any smoke. You’re gonna get naked pics of a 6 for about 15-20 bucks.

By KFC posted January 29th, 2015 at 11:10 AM

Dude Posts Racy Pic Of His Smoke Ex Girlfriend As “Revenge Porn”

Dudes who post "revenge porn" are IDIOTS

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Mirror – Cazine McCarthy, 20, was horrified when her ex-lover posted a racy photograph on her account then changed her password so she couldn’t take it down. A brave young woman has revealed her shame when her dumped boyfriend put a revenge porn picture of her on the internet – where her family and friends would see it. Cazine McCarthy, 20, was horrified when her ex-lover posted a racy photograph of her wearing lingerie onto her account on the social networking website Instagram. Trusting Cazine sent Nathan Lloyd, 22, the saucy image of her in just underwear while they were still going out – and meant it for his eyes only. Cazine also used her mobile phone to send him an intimate video he begged for – because he missed her while working away from home. She later split-up with Nathan who was “aggressive and controlling”. But he took cruel revenge by sharing the picture and video with the world – now she is warning women not to send sexy selfies to their lovers. Cazine was left mortified when she discovered they had been uploaded to her Instagram account and could be seen by anyone on the internet, including her family and mates. And callous Lloyd had even changed her password so she couldn’t even remove them from the popular photo-sharing site. Cazine warned other women against sharing saucy pictures and videos – in case they become victims of the vile revenge porn craze. She said: “I would never have thought that that brief moment of madness back then would have caused me so much grief and heartache.

2 things.

1) We need to modify the term “revenge porn.” Posting a lingerie picture on instagram ain’t revenge porn. I appreciate the twist of posting it to her instagram and changing the password so that all her family sees it. Thats a spiteful twist to the usual revenge tactics. But unless you’re posting a video of your ex actually fucking you, it aint revenge porn. Lets all stop being dramatic

2) Dudes who post “revenge porn” are fucking IDIOTS. Goddam morons. Its the very definition of biting the hand that feeds you. We, as men, should be doing everything in our power at all times to make sure chicks are comfortable sending nudes. We should work towards a goal of making it so easy and common for chicks to send nudes that they do it without even thinking it. We need to trick these bitches into thinking its 100% OK to get naked and fuck and take pictures/film it. Every time some dude posts those pictures and videos against their will, a small piece of that dies. Chicks everywhere have second thoughts about sending you that sext. Ultimately they’ll never completely stop because deep down all chicks are slutty and they get off on sending them, but there’s always gonna be a couple chicks who dont send them because of assholes like you. When a chick sends you a picture of her ass or her tits or, the Holy Grail, her pussy, you both enter into the Trust Tree. You make a social contract where shes saying “I will send you these pictures so you can masturbate, just dont show them to anyone else.” You start violating that Circle of Trust and you’re just harming the chances of getting more shots in the future. And not just you, but the next guy she dates. You’re fucking with all of mankind getting nudes every time you spitefully post your ex’s sexts.

PS – NEED to see those pics. NEED to. Chick is a little sex bomb. Also, named Cazine = does anal.

By KFC posted January 29th, 2015 at 10:20 AM

Old Dude Dies Crashing His Car Into A Wall After “Extreme Sex” With A Prostitute

Mirror – A pensioner died of a heart attack after having sex with a prostitute. Wolfgang Eggers, 65, drove to the border town of Domazlice, Czech Republic, where he met up with Katerina Novakova, 29. The German then took her for a steamy forest drive where they had sex before he returned to drop her off in [...]

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Mirror – A pensioner died of a heart attack after having sex with a prostitute. Wolfgang Eggers, 65, drove to the border town of Domazlice, Czech Republic, where he met up with Katerina Novakova, 29. The German then took her for a steamy forest drive where they had sex before he returned to drop her off in town. But on the way back he suddenly collapsed from a heart attack, and slammed the carinto a wall. Initially, police thought he had died from the crash. A police spokesman said: “We received a call from a woman saying there had been an accident. ”What we couldn’t work out at the time was how the accident could have killed him as although the front of the vehicle was badly damaged the car interior was fine. ”We found some Viagra pills in the car and a woman’s lipstick.” A post-mortem then revealed he had most likely died of heart attack brought about by “extreme exertions”. Czech police began asking round and soon discovered that he was a regular visitor to the town which is notorious as a place where German men to go and pick up prostitutes. The spokesman said: “When we discovered that, it was only a matter of time before we found that at the time of the crash he had been in his car with one of the prostitutes.” Speaking to local media hooker Novakova said: “He was a regular client and a real gent. ”He used to come to me about once a week. ”We had finished our business and he was taking me home when he suddenly stiffened, rolled his eyes and slumped on the wheel. ”We then drove straight into the wall.” Police are now looking at whether to charge the woman for failing to assist in the investigation and leaving the scene of an accident. The spokesman said: “She had important information which could have helped us identify the circumstances of his death much quicker.”

May we all be as lucky as this dude. First of all his name is Wolfgang. That guy is already cooler than all of us. Second of all, I cant think of a better way to go. 65 years old is the perfect age to die. Dont have to worry about getting too old and shitting yourself and falling down the stairs and shit. And fucking a hooker is the perfect way to go. Pop a Viagra, get one last boner, have some extreme sex with a prostitute, and drive yourself into a wall. I bet this guy didnt even have a heart attack. I bet he just did this on purpose. Probably just got an awesome hummer from a Czech hooker and went out on top like Costanza. “Alright, that’s it for me! Be good everybody!”

In all seriousness, being 65 and just regularly banging hookers sounds fucking AWESOME. I cant wait to be retired and fuck prostitutes. Imagine that life? Hopefully you’ve saved up enough money. Got a nice little retirement fund to live off of. You’re old enough where you get that free pass where you can just be the wacky old man in the room who says and does whatever he wants. Dont need to hide your racism or prejudice anymore. And every now and then a few times a week you drive down to the red light district and buy whores. Fuck em in your car and then go home watch Wheel and call it a night. Thats paradise folks.

By KFC posted January 29th, 2015 at 9:30 AM

Barstool NYC Smokeshow Of The Day – Alexandra

introducing alex from MIA. one of my long time follows since before i was “working” here. just a flat out 10 who pals around and wrecks beaches with angie varona. name a better pair of girls to play corn hole with, you cant. want to be/nominated a smokeshow? email me at tbonebarstool at gmail.com, (please [...]

introducing alex from MIA. one of my long time follows since before i was “working” here. just a flat out 10 who pals around and wrecks beaches with angie varona. name a better pair of girls to play corn hole with, you cant.

want to be/nominated a smokeshow? email me at tbonebarstool at gmail.com, (please include a link to instagram) or tag me in pics @tbonebarstool

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By t bone posted January 28th, 2015 at 5:30 PM

The Americans Returns Tonight

Most underrated show, and in my opinion the flat out best show, on TV returns tonight.

GREAT choice of music for this trailer with “I’ll Be Watching You.”

Most underrated show, and in my opinion the flat out best show, on TV returns tonight. If you arent in on the Americans, get in on it now. Binge the first 2 seasons as fast as you can because season 3 is gonna be fucking fantastic. The Centre is pushing for “second generation espionage” and are now targeting the children of Soviet spies. Stan Beaman is about to go on a fucking rampage after the events that went down with Nina. Philip and Elizabeth are on the verge of turning on Mother Russia for the sake of their family. Keri Russel hopefully continues to wear a lot of wigs and fuck a lot of guys. Season 3 and 4 are gonna be what launches this show into the mainstream, mark my words.

If you need a quick refresher on the things that went down Season 2 – here’s a step by step slide show that will remind you of the basics

And fuck NBC for making “Allegiance.” Just a watered down version of the Soviet spy storyline that the Americans crushes.

By KFC posted January 28th, 2015 at 5:00 PM

Vote For MailTime In The 10th Annual People’s Choice Podcast Awards

Its the 10th year for the People's Choice Podcast Awards, so that means its high time that Mailtime and Barstool Sports crashed the party. Lets win some hardware.

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So just yesterday I was informed of the People’s Podcast Awards. This year is their 10th year. A decade of handing out awards for the best podcasts out there. And as the website for the common man by the common man, its time that Mailtime and Barstool crash the People’s Choice Podcast Awards. I WANT THAT HARDWARE.

Right now we’re in the nominations phase. Between now and February 2nd the podcasts that receive the most nominations will be in the running for the awards come April in Las Vegas. Here’s how it works:

1. Go to PodcastAwards.com. Once you’re there you’ll see a blank slate of categories where you can put your favorite podcasts. Looks like this:

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2. Go to COMEDY and where it says “Podcast Name” in the first bar you put – BARSTOOL SPORTS MAILTIME. Where it says “Podcast URL” in the second bar you put podcastone.com/mailtime

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Thats it. Leave your name at the bottom and a comment if you’d like and press “Submit.”

If you want to vote for KFC Radio for “Best Video Podcast” just enter Barstool Sports KFC Radio and where it says URL use this link: http://podcastone.com/KFC-Radio (Has to be capital letters with the dash to work). If you want to throw Super Producer BC a bone as “Best Producer,” enter in Barstool Sports Mailtime and podcastone.com/mailtime

Mailtime listeners are some of the post supportive Stoolies out there so I’d love to get the show at least into the running for Best Comedy. I have no idea what the competition is like so who knows how hard it is to win, but when the nominations close on February 2nd I’d like for Mailtime and Barstool to be in there. Nominate as many times as you’d like. We may not know what the fuck we’re doing but people seem to like us. Thats the very definition of The People’s Choice. Thanks for the help.

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By KFC posted January 28th, 2015 at 4:17 PM
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