Tour Dates

  • District N9NE
    Philadelphia, PA

    April 25th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Irving Plaza
    New York City, NY

    April 26th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Toad's Place
    New Haven, CT

    January 30th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Lupo's
    Providence, RI

    January 31st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Webster Theater
    Hartford, CT

    February 21st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Palladium
    Worcester, MA

    February 22nd, 2014 9:00 PM
  • Sherman Theater
    East Stroudsburg, PA

    March 1st, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Union Bar
    Iowa City, IA

    March 8th, 2014 6:00 PM
  • The Boulder Theater
    Boulder, CO

    March 15th, 2014 9:00 PM
  • The Fillmore
    Charlotte, NC

    April 4th, 2014 10:00 PM
  • House Of Blues
    Myrtle Beach, SC

    April 5th, 2014 9:00 PM

How Sexy Is The Direct TV Marionette?

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Weirdest commercial in the game, but you know what? She’s kinda doin it for me. Just further proof that there’s something primal and innate inside men that automatically makes a skinny blonde with a tiny waist and big tits attractive. Even if she’s a marionette like Pinocchio.

Plus looks like shes a really domesticated type of chick. Bringing out lemonade for her man and his friend. Obviously she was a little but messy with it but she’s flat out sexy and has the right attitude.

Would.

By KFC posted April 19th, 2014 at 4:13 PM

Paul Piece Just Shitting Right In This Raptor Fan’s Turban

Hate Paul Pierce’s guts but you can’t help but respect his “Thats why I’m here” after sealing that game by himself in the 4th. Poor dude rocking a #95 Raptors jersey probably just watched his first basketball game ever and Paul Pierce and the Nets took a dump in his turban.

PS – Apparently he’s a multimillionaire 

By KFC posted April 19th, 2014 at 3:33 PM

Canadian Shot Clock Duo Is Stealing The Show Today

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Fucking Canada. 2 men, a stopwatch and a microphone for a shot clock. Poor fucking PA announcer is usually just there to announce starting lineups and talk to the crowd here and there, now all the sudden he’s like the most important idiot in the building. Doing a hell of a job though:

5…4…3…2…1…HORN!

Although if thats me there’s no way I’m just yelling “HORN!” I’m making a loud ass obnoxious horn noise with my mouth. Like 5..4…3…2..1…

Just a reminder that this is an actual NBA postseason basketball game we’re watching. Not a CYO scrimmage. Unreal.

By KFC posted April 19th, 2014 at 3:02 PM

Raptors GM Yells “Fuck Brooklyn” At a Pregame Rally

 

This is gonna get ugly. Listen Ujiri, I get it. You’re new at this. But lets be real, do you really think this is the best way of going about firing up your moronic excuse of a crowd (booing a CLEAR elbow to Dwill’s face) If you want to talk shit and play with an edge, I have a team full of veterans who are going to pound your inexperienced, yappy team into the ground. See you in Brooklyn. God Bless America.

By frodo posted April 19th, 2014 at 2:09 PM

Anybody Still Think Trading For Giancarlo Stanton Is Not Worth It?

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Previously on Barstool New York – delusional Mets fans saying trading Wheeler and d’Arnaud for Mike Stanton was a bad idea April 11th 2013

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? I ordinarily I’m not the type to bring up a past sports argument and rub it in people’s faces. God knows I’ve been wrong way more times than I’ve been right. But this Mike Stanton argument was absolutely the craziest, dumbest dispute I’ve had to endure at Barstool. And this has nothing to do with Zack Wheeler and d’Arnaud. Doesn’t matter that both are struggling right now. Doesn’t matter that Wheeler will eventually be a stud. (Who knows what ends up happening with d’Arnaud) This was about recognizing just how good Gianmikecarlo Stanton was. Which, for some reason, was apparently very hard for people. Stanton is in the same class as guys like Bryce Harper and Mike Trout. He’s an untouchable player that is gonna bash like 500 home runs in his career. So the fact that I had to even listen to any animals tell me I was crazy because I was willing to give up a pitching prospect and a catcher for him was truly one of the silliest debates I’ve had since writing for this blog.

The best part is that every single bomb is like 2,000 feet. Just moon shots all day every day. Guy would hit 40 bombs at the Polo Grounds.

By KFC posted April 19th, 2014 at 1:30 PM

Nets vs. Raptors Preview

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Well, Nets fans got what we wanted. A few blogs ago I wrote that the toughest first-round matchup for the Nets would be the Bulls, and thankfully they were able to avoid them in the first round.  Am I overlooking the Raptors? Probably, but for now I will just enjoy a 12:30 tipoff in Toronto instead of in Chicago. This isn’t the sexiest first-round matchup the NBA has have ever seen, but on a pure basketball level, these teams are fairly similar. Here are the key factors that hopefully will go the Nets’ way this series.

1. Deron Williams vs. Kyle Lowry

This is obviously the big one. Lowry is coming into the playoffs off a career year, and is the heart and soul of the Raptors. The Nets are not going to be able to stop  him totally, so they can only hope Deron Williams and smart help-D can contain him. Speaking of Deron Williams, all I will say is it’s time. I was thrilled that he chose to stay in Brooklyn over going home to Dallas a few years ago, but that was with the expectation that the Nets were keeping an elite point guard. A top FIVE point guard. Needless to say he has been neither of those things. He has been playing great ball the last 2 months, but the Nets need him to be “Utah Deron,” for lack of a better description, if the they are going to win this series.

 

2. Paul Pierce vs. Amir Johnson

NBA coaches aren’t stupid (except for Mike Woodson). They all know Joe Johnson has been scary-automatic with final second shots over the past two seasons. He’s been so good that he is now being double teamed on final possessions. The next logical candidate to take a big time shot is the Truth. Amir Johnson is a scary good defender, and watching Pierce and him go back and forth is going to be an awesome matchup to watch.

 

3.  KG stays healthy

Please stay healthy. Please stay healthy. Please stay healthy. Please stay healthy……

 

4. Not really a “factor” but FUCK THIS GUY

 

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Nets in 6 Follow me @Viva_La_Nets

 

 

By frodo posted April 19th, 2014 at 11:30 AM

Draftstreet $100,000 NBA Playoff Pool Tips Off In About 2 Hours

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 CLICK HERE TO JOIN

Here’s the deal – its a 2 night challenge with todays playoffs games and tomorrows. First game is Brooklyn at Toronto at 12:30 so you gotta get your team in now. Money is as follows:

$100,000 prize pool
-$55 entry fee, 2000 entries
-1st place prize: $20,000
-Top 300 places paid

The whole time I just kept looking for Carmelo and I couldn’t find him listed under available players. Weird I know. Must have been a glich in Draftstreets system or something. So I went with KD instead. Last man in was Derek Fisher because you just know he’s gonna go like 5-5 with 5 threes one game, why not this one?

Its officially NHL and NBA playoff season. And I don’t have a single team to watch. Again. I fucking deserve this money.

CLICK HERE TO JOIN

By KFC posted April 19th, 2014 at 10:13 AM

Cowboys Fan At Rays/Yankees Game Tombstones Himself Going For Foul Ball

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“Aaaahhh, I’m gonna get this foul ball! Take a good picture, honey. I’m DEAD!”

Not sure whats the worst part of this: the backwards visor, the Cowboys t shirt at a Yankees/Rays game or being paralyzed after diving for a foul ball.

By KFC posted April 18th, 2014 at 11:12 PM
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