There are few things in this world that beat a cat fight. One of them is a cat fight where a chick gets her shirt ripped up over her head like some dude getting his hockey sweater yanked over his eyes on the ice. Another one is a cat fight where a chick gets her shirt ripped up over her head while rolling around in KY Jelly. I mean get that bitch some fighting straps! You step into the ring you can’t risk someone turning the lights out by lifting your shirt over your head. Granted by that point your eyes are probably filled with sexual lubricant and it doesn’t make much of a difference. But every edge counts when you’re fighting for the Joseph “Blue” Pulaski trophy.

I’m anticipating even more absurd moments this Friday when Saloon hosts this annual shitshow. Should be like a wrestling Pay Per View as far as I’m concerned. And if this video from last year was like a WWF moment, I’m expecting this weekend’s to look like an ECW event. Anything goes. No holds barred. There can only be one champion.  But there will be a ton of runner ups covered in KY Jelly looking to be consoled.

What: Joseph “Blue” Pulaski KY Jelly Wrestling

When: Friday October 5th

Where: Saloon, 84th and York

How Much: $40 Open Bar from 9-12, 10-1 or 11-2. Your choice.