MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Mexican prosecutors said Thursday they were investigating a 16-year-old suspected hitman who was believed to have participated in at least 50 murders while working for a drug gang. A spokesman for prosecutors in the northeastern state of Sinaloa said the teenager, identified as Francisco Miguel N., was part of a gang known as Los Mazatlecos, a criminal group attached to the Beltran Leyva drugs cartel. Police arrested the teen for carrying a loaded gun and drugs. He later confessed to working as a hitman for the group, local prosecutors said in a statement. The teenager said he had taken part in executions of police, farmers and even a musician since February. The 16-year-old, one of whose nicknames was “El Nino” or “The Boy,” said he was given an AK-47 rifle and a pistol to carry out the various attacks in Sinaloa, a violent coastal state with a long tradition of drug trafficking. Sinaloa is home to the powerful drug cartel of the same name, led by Mexico’s most wanted man, Joaquin “Shorty” Guzman. Once allied to Guzman, the Beltran Leyva gang has fought with him since breaking from the Sinaloa cartel in 2008.

I don’t even wanna know how much Mexican ass El Nino is getting. Do you know what kinda game you can run on chicks when you’re a 16 year old cartel assassin? Like shooting gringos in a barrel. I mean think about all the other 16 year old boys. What are they doing to impress chicks? Probably doing a bunny hop on their GT Performer. Working the snack bar at the country club during the summer. The kid with the early birthday who got his drivers permit is probably cleaning up before 9pm when his drivers curfew kicks in, but thats about it. Meanwhile here comes El Nino. The ultimate bad boy. Chicks probably just explode with orgasms thinking about him. When you’re that age if you have a fake ID you’re considered a bad ass and probably get your dick sucked. Imagine if you’ve killed over 50 people in a Mexican coastal state?

Quick little KFC side story when I was in 7th grade I moved from the Bronx to Westchester. Only I never really lived in the Bronx. It was the Fronx in City Island. But these dumb white chicks in Westchester didn’t know that shit. For like 6 months people thought the new kid at school was some sort of tough guy. Obviously that eventually ran its course and people realized I was a pussy. But not before I landed one of the hottest chicks as my “girlfriend” for like 6 weeks. We talked on the phone every night and held hands at lunch like you fuckin read about. Totally road that Bad Boy wave. So I can kinda relate to how much of a bad ass El Nino is. Play on playa.