Huffington Post – Nicole Delian is tired of sleeping. This 17-year-old teenager from North Fayette, Pa., has a rare condition called Kleine-Levin Syndrome — or “Sleeping Beauty Syndrome” — that makes her sleep 18 to 19 hours a day. And when she does wake up, she is often so tuckered out that she is in a sleepwalking state and doesn’t remember doing basic things like eating, according to KDKA-TV. Nicole’s somnambulant state has been so severe that she once slept through the holidays, awaking one day in January when she finally opened Christmas gifts alongside her family, according to ChartiersValley.Patch.com. ”She’s never really adjusted to it,” her mother, Vicki Delien told the website. “She’s 17 now and it really upsets her. She’s missed out on a lot.” Delien told talks show host Jeff Probst (see video above) that the teen has at times slept 32 to 64 days in a row, waking only in sleepwalking mode to eat. Kleine-Levin Syndrome is incredibly rare, only affecting about 1,000 people worldwide, and very hard to diagnose. In Nicole’s case, it took 25 months for doctors to diagnose her, according to ChartiersValley.Patch.com, and everything from a virus, to epilepsy to West Nile was bandied about, including, unfortunately, the possibility she was faking it for attention. Patients also report that everything seems out of focus, and that they are hypersensitive to noise and light. Some patients also have intense food cravings and/or uninhibited hypersexuality.

So let me get this straight – this chick likes to lay around in her pajamas for months on end – she always craves food – and she may suffer from uninhibited hypersexuality? If you like it then you better put a ring on it! Come get up in my sleeping bag, toots! This chick is my soul mate. I may not be sleeping but I’m in bed blogging or watching TV like 18-20 hours a day. Blogging is only like one step above sleeping. We’ll celebrate Christmas in March or whenever the fuck you wake up. Our sex life may be a bit weird but I’m envisioning those videos on YouJizz where the chicks pretend to be asleep. SleepAssault.com or SleepCreep.com or whatever. I always thought it was so unrealistic that those chicks are pretending to be asleep whilst having a dick in their ass but maybe they just suffer from Kleine-Levin Syndrome.

Long story short a Sleeping Beauty broad is your dream woman. Just a quiet, lazy bitch who wants to chill and snooze all day every day. If she sleeps at a 60 day clip you’ll probably only have to actually, really hang out with her like 6 times a year. Perfect.