Drunk Lady Gets Straightened Out By Police
Safe to say no one has broken their fall less in the history of falling. Gravity- 1. Drunk Bitch-0. And I love this move by the cop too. “Oh I’m a man? Oh I should get my hands off you?” OK tell me how that fucking taser up your twat tastes you drunk cunt.

that was bullshit! i’m telling everyone we stole a cop car
she went down faster than a kardashian sister at an naacp event
I love the “TASER TASER TASER – DEPLOY!” WTF was that? Like “Go Go Gadget Taser!”
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaa
“Christine . . . . I can hear you breathing, Christine.”
BAHAHA! I think people in comas breathe too, officer.
need these cops to straighten out Jenna and Abby, chicks are running a muck, doing whateva the want, like not working today, while KFC and Kmarko are forced to work, unless Paul ” i do what the fuck i want” Sales Guy
How’s ya brainstem!
But in all seriousness she probably is paralyzed
“Don’t be afraid to ride the lightning little man… In the face!!! IN THE FACE!!!”
i literally just laughed the fuck out loud…great post
I’ll be honest i must have watched her fall about 15 times, lady just went limp, and the best part is after she cleans out the chair with her dome and breaks her fall with her dome, the cop goes over to make sure the chair is in tact haha wtf